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BringBackBlkJack
04-03-2008, 03:52 PM
Animal Kingdom > Red Sox Nation?

Link: http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/15784355/detail.html

Flight #24
04-03-2008, 04:00 PM
Anyone else read that headline and think Harrelson flipped out?:redface:

DumpJerry
04-03-2008, 04:02 PM
Anyone else read that headline and think Harrelson flipped out?:redface:
I was wondering what Hawk was doing at Fenway when the Sox were at Cleveland.

Domeshot17
04-03-2008, 04:05 PM
I was like oh no he finally has lost it.

Although Im sure the moron's column tomorrow will be all about it.

Madvora
04-03-2008, 04:09 PM
I was expecting to see something out of that video.
What's the difference between that video and a still picture of the hawk anyway?

RedHeadPaleHoser
04-03-2008, 04:10 PM
Anyone else read that headline and think Harrelson flipped out?:redface:

DADGUMIT!!! I thought the same thing. :)

getonbckthr
04-03-2008, 04:13 PM
Wow the same thing went throughmy head as everyone else.:smile:

WizardsofOzzie
04-03-2008, 04:14 PM
:hawk

MERCY!

KenBerryGrab
04-03-2008, 04:59 PM
Are you sure it wasn't a Heiny Bird?

Taliesinrk
04-03-2008, 05:04 PM
Are you sure it wasn't a Heiny Bird?

Please, explain what a Heiny bird is to our listeners.

infohawk
04-03-2008, 05:46 PM
Anyone else read that headline and think Harrelson flipped out?:redface:
Yep!:D:

WizardsofOzzie
04-03-2008, 05:51 PM
Please, explain what a Heiny bird is to our listeners.
A bird that flies in perfect circles so much that it's head eventually goes up its ass and it disappears completely.

Fenway
04-03-2008, 07:25 PM
Animal Kingdom > Red Sox Nation?

Link: http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/15784355/detail.html


Ironic where the school group was from
The middle school student was touring Fenway with a group from the Memorial Boulevard Middle School in Bristol, Conn., when she came within 40 feet of a nest the hawk had built on an overhang near the press box.

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/15784355/detail.html

Dan Mega
04-03-2008, 07:58 PM
A bird that flies in perfect circles so much that it's head eventually goes up its ass and it disappears completely.

Sounds like a writer from the Sun Times, but which one....:party:

MarySwiss
04-03-2008, 08:29 PM
I was like oh no he finally has lost it.

Although I'm sure the moron's column tomorrow will be all about it.
Well, that WOULD have been a safe bet, but I'm convinced that the Moron lurks here, so he probably doesn't have the--gumption--to write such a column, knowing that we're on to him.

HebrewHammer
04-03-2008, 08:55 PM
Anyone else read that headline and think Harrelson flipped out?:redface:

Yes. I actually said, outloud, "What was Hawk doing in Boston? And why did he attack that poor girl?"

Railsplitter
04-03-2008, 10:01 PM
hawk = Bird with mighty talons.

Hawk = Ballplayer turned annoucer with mighty nose.

LoveYourSuit
04-03-2008, 10:02 PM
A bird that flies in perfect centrifugal circles so much that it's head eventually goes up its ass and it disappears completely.


Fixed it by adding the word centrifugal.

The reason I know this is that I was shocked that Hawk had this word in his vocabulary.

LoveYourSuit
04-03-2008, 10:03 PM
hawk = Bird with mighty talons.

Hawk = Ballplayer turned annoucer with mighty nose.


"Do chickens have large talons?"


Name this quote, anyone?

Jerko
04-03-2008, 10:46 PM
I think it's concentric

Domeshot17
04-03-2008, 11:14 PM
Well, that WOULD have been a safe bet, but I'm convinced that the Moron lurks here, so he probably doesn't have the--gumption--to write such a column, knowing that we're on to him.


I can just see it now Mary-

"A direct relative of that Chicago announcer I hate attacked a young girl. It is clear it is because Hawk and Ozzie went to a Hatred camp this off season and learned to hate women also. It is a shame the White Sox are allowed to play in the land the Cubs built. All they do is bring hatred and crime. Don't bring your family to USCF, or Hawk's family will try and kill you too."

LoveYourSuit
04-03-2008, 11:43 PM
I think it's concentric

Could be.

I just know it was a word that shocked me.

Viva Medias B's
04-04-2008, 08:41 AM
"A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed concentric circles until it flies up its own behind..."

Meanwhile, in another case of irony, I heard the girl's name is Alexia (?) Rodriguez! Maybe the hawk got confused and thought she was someone else.

BRDSR
04-04-2008, 10:18 AM
Could be.

I just know it was a word that shocked me.

Well, if Hawk actually did use the word concentric, he technically used it incorrectly, so I guess that would solve our vocabulary surprises.

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/images/eps-gif/ConcentricCircles_1000.gif

How would the heiny bird get from one concentric circle to the next?

hi im skot
04-04-2008, 10:28 AM
"Do chickens have large talons?"


Name this quote, anyone?

Kindergarten Cop.

minutia
04-04-2008, 11:17 AM
OMG that is like my worst nightmare. I am terrified of birds beyond all reason. I was attacked by a little bird in Millenium Park last summer on the way to my office and I had to go home I was so freaked out.

getonbckthr
04-04-2008, 11:56 AM
The girls name, no joke, was Alexa Rodriguez.

FedEx227
04-04-2008, 12:17 PM
The girls name, no joke, was Alexa Rodriguez.

Jealous, bitter Hawk attacks A-Rod
Have the White Sox really stooped this low to gain an advantage in the AL?

FireMariotti
04-04-2008, 12:55 PM
Kindergarten Cop.
Nope.

Napoleon Dynamite

hi im skot
04-04-2008, 01:09 PM
Nope.

Napoleon Dynamite

I was joking, since it was one of the easiest movie quote questions ever. :redneck

Fenway
04-04-2008, 03:46 PM
What makes it stranger is the 'Hawk' lives under the Fenway broadcast booth :?:

great pics from The Boston Globe
http://www.boston.com/news/local/gallery/040308_hawkattack/