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Chez
03-09-2008, 11:57 AM
I caught a few innings of the game on TV yesterday and saw Boone sporting his tribute to Abe Lincoln. Pretty bad. In your opinion, which Sox player had the worst facial hair?

Vestigio
03-09-2008, 12:08 PM
Yeah, Boone's is pretty bad....

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_457429.jpg

KenBerryGrab
03-09-2008, 12:09 PM
The Wells beard was terrible. Rocky Biddle's pointy stuff going on was ridiculous. Buehrle's made some bad choices.

itsnotrequired
03-09-2008, 12:22 PM
http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/gallery/data/8/kruk.jpg

delben91
03-09-2008, 12:23 PM
The Wells beard was terrible. Rocky Biddle's pointy stuff going on was ridiculous. Buehrle's made some bad choices.

I was going to mention that Rocky Biddle had to be high up on any "absurd" facial hair list.

SoxWillWin
03-09-2008, 12:36 PM
two words...Rocky Biddle...nuff said.

chisox77
03-09-2008, 12:49 PM
Does Kyle Orton count? He's attended a few games wearing a White Sox jersey. Can't we make an exception for the neck-beard?


:cool:

Jjav829
03-09-2008, 01:35 PM
Speaking of odd facial hair, when did Toby Hall become Scott Spiezio? :?:

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_150134.jpg

manders_01
03-09-2008, 01:52 PM
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_457429.jpg

He gets my vote

TheCommander
03-09-2008, 01:53 PM
http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/gallery/data/8/kruk.jpg

I think the neckwarmer is more damnable than the facial hair.

nug0hs
03-09-2008, 02:15 PM
:bkoch:

Huisj
03-09-2008, 02:16 PM
Boone Logan's beard looks like something fake you'd slap on a freshman who's a background extra in a high school musical production.

mwc44
03-09-2008, 02:45 PM
Speaking of odd facial hair, when did Toby Hall become Scott Spiezio? :?:

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_150134.jpg

Isn't that what's known as a "brazilian?" :redneck

getonbckthr
03-09-2008, 02:52 PM
I like it.

goon
03-09-2008, 03:02 PM
Isn't that what's known as a "brazilian?" :redneck

HAHA! Everytime I see someone with a soul patch like that, I think the EXACT same thing.

the1tab
03-09-2008, 03:17 PM
Not one mention yet of Jaime Navarro's parrothead-inspired Pencil Thin Mustache?

johnr1note
03-09-2008, 05:26 PM
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_213680.jpg

Mike MacDougal seems ready to star in a live-action Lucky Charms commercial.

Railsplitter
03-09-2008, 08:27 PM
Yeah, Boone's is pretty bad....

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_457429.jpg

It looks like somebody glued an electrocuted gerbil to his chin.

SoxWillWin
03-09-2008, 09:39 PM
It looks like somebody glued an electrocuted gerbil to his chin.

while quite funny...one has to wonder how you know what an electrocuted gerbil looks like.....basement laboratory have we?...lol

Bucky F. Dent
03-09-2008, 09:46 PM
I'm sorry. I'm sitting here watching the Bulls play right now, and Boone with his beard looks like George Clooney relative to Drew Gooden.

What is that thing!!?!!?!!

Red Barchetta
03-09-2008, 09:46 PM
It looks like somebody glued an electrocuted gerbil to his chin.

...and people wonder why the Yankees and Reds had such strict grooming guidelines for all those years. :D:

Railsplitter
03-10-2008, 06:59 AM
while quite funny...one has to wonder how you know what an electrocuted gerbil looks like.....basement laboratory have we?...lol


I'm assuming hair standing on end, that sort of thing.

Some people have called the beard worn by Tom Berringer in the movie Gettyburgh "a demented beaver"

soxwon
03-10-2008, 08:38 AM
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_457429.jpg

He gets my vote

I love it, White Sox SWAGGER, AAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

itsnotrequired
03-10-2008, 09:58 AM
I love it, White Sox SWAGGER, AAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

:rolling:

Rockin Robin
03-10-2008, 10:22 AM
Ron Karkovice and his unfortunate mustache wants in on this conversation.

BringBackBlkJack
03-10-2008, 11:10 AM
Ron Karkovice and his unfortunate mustache wants in on this conversation.

...As does Jose Valentin's.

http://www.mlb.com/images/2004/06/23/oCOFmVGk.jpg

All I can think is.. "Me llamo SANCHO!!!"

wulfy
03-10-2008, 11:21 AM
...As does Jose Valentin's.

http://www.mlb.com/images/2004/06/23/oCOFmVGk.jpg

All I can think is.. "Me llamo SANCHO!!!"

Jose Valentin es moy macho.

oldcomiskey
03-11-2008, 11:00 AM
It looks like somebody glued an electrocuted gerbil to his chin.

maybe his favorite wrestler is Tyson Tomko

SOXPHILE
03-11-2008, 12:18 PM
So I take it that nobody here will be gluing a piece of carpet, or attaching a piece of black duct tape to their chins, like certain idiots...err..."fans" of a certain lil' blue northside team used to do when Matt Clement would pitch ?

gf2020
03-11-2008, 12:54 PM
The answer to the question posed?

http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=1029171&postcount=39

bigdommer
03-11-2008, 03:00 PM
He gets so much credit for being ugly, so lets give him credit for the awful mustache.

sullythered
03-11-2008, 03:58 PM
Apparently, nobody here has seen Bobby this spring.

Tekijawa
03-11-2008, 05:53 PM
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_457429.jpg

Looks like Matt Clement and Drew Gooden had a baby!

Over By There
03-11-2008, 06:20 PM
No love here for Hermanson's peace-symbol goatee?

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/65x90/5387.jpg

Rockin Robin
03-11-2008, 06:39 PM
This is a far better shot of the blonde stache.

http://www.checkoutmycards.com/CardImages/Cards/008/610/03F.jpg

Sox
03-11-2008, 07:55 PM
Yeah, Boone's is pretty bad....

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_457429.jpg

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f253/Susaski/hartfound.jpg

Kind of like the guy on the right?:redneck