sox_fan_4life
04-23-2002, 04:15 PM
Off Base Power Rankings
1. Barry Bonds
Still will only talk to one reporter -- his pal, Jimmy Olsen
2. Tiger Woods
Currently leading U.S. Open by four strokes
3. Mariners
Edgar expected to recover full speed -- putting him back between Miss Jane Pittman and line at DMV
4. Cleveland
Finley, Tribe seek restraining order: No AL Central teams within 2½ games
5. Twins
Next stadium sellout: Selig Demolition Night
6. Hugo Chavez
Venezuelan prez regains office; Gore thwarted again
7. Colin Powell
Next doomed assignment: Broker peace between YES and Cablevision
8. Brewers
Milwaukee hasn't performed this poorly since Potsie's unfortunate music career
9. Curt Mueller
Bad: Paid $10,000 for Gonzo's gum. Good: His wife will let him keep it after divorce
10. Tigers
But according to Arthur Andersen, they began the season 4-7
1. Barry Bonds
Still will only talk to one reporter -- his pal, Jimmy Olsen
2. Tiger Woods
Currently leading U.S. Open by four strokes
3. Mariners
Edgar expected to recover full speed -- putting him back between Miss Jane Pittman and line at DMV
4. Cleveland
Finley, Tribe seek restraining order: No AL Central teams within 2½ games
5. Twins
Next stadium sellout: Selig Demolition Night
6. Hugo Chavez
Venezuelan prez regains office; Gore thwarted again
7. Colin Powell
Next doomed assignment: Broker peace between YES and Cablevision
8. Brewers
Milwaukee hasn't performed this poorly since Potsie's unfortunate music career
9. Curt Mueller
Bad: Paid $10,000 for Gonzo's gum. Good: His wife will let him keep it after divorce
10. Tigers
But according to Arthur Andersen, they began the season 4-7