A Holiday Hymn

[jfrank]

Hark the Harold Baines does swing
Glory to the DH King

[dwalteroo]

Fields on first, MacDougal wild,
Pierzynski-Barrett, reconciled

[Jerko]

Rowand crashing thru the walls
Ozzie blowing bullpen calls

[RowanDye]

Rowand crashing thru the walls
Ozzie blowing bullpen calls

Good line, but I don't think that follows the hymn.

How about:

Careful, Bobby Jenks does rise
Might as well say your goodbyes

[skottyj242]

To o o o o o o o o o o o o oby Hall.
Art Kusyner got demoted.



It makes sense in my head.

[tebman]

I think we've got a first verse here. Sing through all ten lines:

Hark the Harold Baines does swing
Glory to the DH King
Fields on first, MacDougal wild,
Pierzynski-Barrett, reconciled
Rowand crashing thru the walls
Ozzie blowing bullpen calls

U-ribe swinging for the fence,
Batting with-out common sense

Hark, now Jim Thome does swing
Glory to the DH King.

[RedHeadPaleHoser]

Awesome.

Ok, time for a new one (God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)

Oz-zie, please rest weary bullpen
Let not their arms dismay
Should 1 and 2 end up on base, a lead we will display

[bestkosher]

to save us all from double plays
when we bat juan uribe

[jfrank]

Alright, let's go a little more old school. Band leader, give me "Oh Christmas Tree"...

...(clears throat)...

"Oh Dyb-zin-ski
Oh Dyb-zin-ski
The Third Base Coach is Calling"

[eriqjaffe]

Aardsma throws
Batter's taking
Way outside
No mistaking

A horrible sight
We're angry tonight
Walking in another Twinkie run

[tebman]

Aardsma throws
Batter's taking
Way outside
No mistaking

A horrible sight
We're angry tonight
Walking in another Twinkie run

:rolling:

[Jerko]

To Winter wonderland (pick up with "in the meadow you can build.......)

Bartlett walked and so did Jason Tyner
Now you have to face Justin Morneau
The only guy they have that can hit liners
so why walk jerks like ****in Nick Punto

[eriqjaffe]

On the fifth day of Christmas
KW sent to me
SCOTT LIN-E-BRINK!!!
Four Carlos Quentins
No Alex Cintrons
No Scott Podsedniks
And a centerfielder not Torii

[skottyj242]

Oh Toby Hall
Oh Toby Hall
Why do people here doubt you

Your awesome bat
your laser arm
If I was a chick
I'd take you to prom

Oh Toby Hall
Oh Toby Hall
Stay healthy and you're rule it all.

[jenn2080]

Oh Toby Hall
Oh Toby Hall
Why do people here doubt you

Your awesome bat
your laser arm
If I was a chick
I'd take you to prom

Oh Toby Hall
Oh Toby Hall
Stay healthy and you're rule it all.

OH MY GOD! You are seriously off your rocker! :redneck

[Jerko]

Oh Toby Hall
Oh Toby Hall
Why do people here doubt you

Your awesome bat
your laser arm
If I was a chick
I'd take you to prom

Oh Toby Hall
Oh Toby Hall
Stay healthy and you're rule it all.

You played first base, when you got hurt
fell on your face, in the desert dirt

Oh Toby Hall
Oh Toby Hall
From now on stick to catching

[thomas35forever]

(tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer")
Sox fans went into 2007
****'s the only thing their team'd achieve
You can say there's no more thing called Rowand
But as for lots of folks they do believe

[skottyj242]

You played first base, when you got hurt
fell on your face, in the desert dirt

Oh Toby Hall
Oh Toby Hall
From now on stick to catching


:cheers: :worship:

[jenn2080]

(tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer")
Sox fans went into 2007
****'s the only thing their team'd achieve
You can say there's no more thing called Rowand
But as for lots of folks they do believe


:rolling:

[jenn2080]

White Sox got screwed over by the bullpen.
Walking from the outfield everday.
You can say the offense wasnt helping
But thats for Marriotti to rant.

[voodoochile]

Good king J. Reinsdorf looked out
Ere the winter meetings
Saw the price of pitching was
priced beyond believing

Gee said good friend K Williams
I will trade for young arms
That way your pocket book
Will not come to ha-a-arm

[voodoochile]

Flying under radar
With lots of holes to fill
K-dub works the phones
but questions linger still
Would you like Uribe
Crede or Josh Fields
We'll throw in some prospects
For you this is a steal

Toriiii H Toriiii H
The Sox wanted you somehow
but you're to damned expensive
So you're an Angel now
Arron R Aaron R
Some fans on you are high
Memories of sweets
So please bring us more pie

Dashing through the field
Running into walls
Playing with abandon
no brains but lots of balls
Konerko on the block
Garland gone for good
Still we need a leadoff
And someone for that CF hood

Toriiii H Toriiii H
The Sox wanted you somehow
but you're to damned expensive
So you're an Angel now
Arron R Aaron R
Some fans on you are high
Memories of sweets
So please bring us more pie

[Jerko]

We 3 sons of O. Guillen are
scoping chicks in sections afar
Ozney, oney wondering only
who's meeting at the bar

OH OH
Ozzie Jr needs a wench
down by the chick scoping bench
Paulie leading, hair receding
Bullpen letting off a stench

Sizemore's up and he's 0 for 4
Here comes Thornton to slam the door
Gets in trouble, gives up a double
a matchup I truly abhor

OH OH

Ozzie motions to the pen
Hafner's up, it's top of 10
Here comes Logan, ball lands at Bogan
The 3 sons have struck again.

[skottyj242]

I heart Jerko.

[Jerko]

I don't know why, but Good King J. Reinsdorf is killin me. :)

[tebman]

I'd like to imagine Eartha Kitt as a Sox fan. It's a strange vision.


Kenny baby,
Just slip Santana under the tree
For me
Been an awful good fan
Kenny baby, so hurry from the meetings tonight

Kenny baby,
A rangy outfielder too
Thank you
We’ll wait up for you here
Kenny baby, so hurry from the meetings tonight

[ChiSoxFan35]

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin Dells

Never trust their eggs

Oh what fun, it is to sit

and read silly trades

[ChiSoxFan35]

Hark, the herald Honda sings

White Sox fans, on your feet

Paul Konerko, #14

AC/DC pumps up big Jim

Starter, please go 8

Glory, to, a White Sox win

[RedHeadPaleHoser]

Jerko and voodoo, I salute you. :bandance:

I am crying laughing here.

[eriqjaffe]

Dashing through the halls
Of the Opryland Hotel
Trying to make a trade
Plan 1-D's goin' well!

Gio, Danks and Fields
For a slugger named Miguel
You traded him to Detroit?
Well, 1-E's going well!

[RedHeadPaleHoser]

Tuesday night, lonely night
Tigers trade, White Sox plight
Free agents slipping away
Dye's been calling
"What's the plan today?"

WSI gets burned
By the Heiny Bird