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soxwon
09-18-2007, 04:51 PM
We Will Be LEGENDS!!!

As the leaves a changing, in baseballs fall season
the 05 champs, have become the also rans-a
wit perhaps deir worst season in milleniums
forgetfully behind them, as they go thru the motions
of finishing the 07 season.

Their rivals in Da windy city, have coersed themselves
to a possible playoff run, shameing the sox season even fuller.
Somehow Osama Bin Pinella, has lead his Evil serpents
Into the doorstep-a, of da Promised land.
Have no fear Chisox elite, the mighty guns of the winning
teams that remain, will end the Flubs reign- Quickly

As we lay the battered corpses of our once Hero's down.
The young exuberant spirts, have shown they will be back
With a force, so swift-a, so affluent in the ways of winning
that baseball will once again, be overtaken by them.
Soldiers of Da baseball Gods, will once again reclaim their throne.

Gladiators Fields,Owens, Dye and Crede .
Lil Richar, Paulie, AJ, and Thome will return
With a burning ember of futility, stuck in there crawl.
To once again Flame up and burn down the Resistance
that will attempt to stop them- But the Sox Torch will remain Lit for
all to see.

General's Ozzie, and KW will go about to fill the roster
with winning, grinding, never say die, unified warriors
allways remembering the humility and pain of the 07 campaign.
The central Division will lay down before the Sox "chosen few"
and the swords of winning, will desecrate the Twins, Tigers and
Indjuns.

Bow your heads mighty sox elite, and re-unite my brotha's
and my sista's of the Church of Da Pale Hose,
Try to forget this dying season, and look to Da future
As it is so bright, it has been written, in baseball scripture
that the Tsunami of South, will engulf all teams, and Rise up, through
the muck
and take its place-a, at the altar of Da baseball Gods.

Fore it is in Da FAITH of its Followers, that exceeds all others.
Its in OUR belief, that the winning will be born
And Unify our men in black and silver, To go about
And follow our commands, and win like never before
Once again, lifting Up to the Pinacle of Success.

And to those of you who want to wallow, choking on their tears
Of collective defeatism, and non belief that it won't happen
I pray for thee, as you're not WANTED in our Kingdom any longer
The baseball Gods will send its army of Angels down
To swoop you up, and deposit you into Hells Kitchen
On Clark and Addison, where you will be embraced.

SO as we gather to bury, our defeated boys
Who fought gallantly, but failed miserably.
Into the depths of the bowels of the earth
Some happy moments, came of this season
But the majority was disheartening and distastefully bitter

But out of the soil in the year of 08
Shall rise a Unified, brigade of Strong, dignified, indestructible
Band of brothers, to take over, the Fortress walls of Da Cell
And fight, for all that is the White Sox Army of fans
And the reward will be given. At fall 08's end.

The Southsiders will rise again
And Smiles will prevail, to its believers, its faith, its Fans.
May the Baseball Gods bless you all
In the Autumn of the passage of the 07 season
And hold your heads up strong, as We will rise in the Spring-a

Take care my brotha's and sisters
With Love and Honor, will unite us all.
But its your faith, and belief, that will prevail.
And strengthen us, to fight on.
Then we will be Legends, Forever more.

Da Reverand Soxwon

UserNameBlank
09-18-2007, 05:10 PM
Thank you Rev. Another fine sermon.

BTW, let's see Nellie fix all the errors in this one!

Edit: oh, and Rev can you change the part about "fought gallantly" to "fought gallantly except for Andy Gonzalez" because that would be a tad more accurate IMO.

thomas35forever
09-18-2007, 05:16 PM
Thanks Rev, but I just wish those sermons had actually worked this season.

soxwon
09-18-2007, 05:24 PM
Yes i agree with you, there was a breach of FAITH by some fans, that
catapulted, the team into an abyss.
Those fans have been severly dealt with-a.

Simply put- there is no chance we can be as bad next year as this.
Keep da Faith.

soxwon
09-18-2007, 05:26 PM
Thank you Rev. Another fine sermon.

BTW, let's see Nellie fix all the errors in this one!


Edit: oh, and Rev can you change the part about "fought gallantly" to "fought gallantly except for Andy Gonzalez" because that would be a tad more accurate IMO.


Im down wit dat- as far as Nellie is concerned.
There are mistakes, as it proves Da Reverand is only human.

kittle42
09-18-2007, 06:06 PM
Im down wit dat- as far as Nellie is concerned.
There are mistakes, as it proves Da Reverand is only human.

From the sheer number of them, I'd say all too human.

Nellie_Fox
09-19-2007, 12:54 AM
Thank you Rev. Another fine sermon.

BTW, let's see Nellie fix all the errors in this one!
My head would surely explode. So you've noticed that I sometimes surreptitiously fix an error here and there, huh? All I did with this one was put in the needed apostrophe in the title.

soxfanatlanta
09-19-2007, 07:44 AM
Osama Bin Pinella??
:rolling:

kittle42
09-19-2007, 01:28 PM
Osama Bin Pinella??
:rolling:

Yeah, that's some quality humor right there. :?:

HerzogVon
09-19-2007, 01:36 PM
Ralph, is that you??

Algonquin J. Calhoun

whitesoxwilkes
09-19-2007, 02:37 PM
:hawk

"I luuuv da Reverand."

my5thbench
09-21-2007, 12:28 PM
& when it comes to grinder time do ya' think young Kenny could bring back Jungle Jim Rivera?

veeter
09-21-2007, 12:49 PM
I'm now at ease and inspired. Thank You.

October26
09-21-2007, 05:08 PM
"Somehow Osama Bin Pinella, has lead his Evil serpents"

This line is priceless! Truly, Reverand, you have outdone yourself with this sermon. Thank you. I too luv Da Reverand!:smile:

UserNameBlank
09-21-2007, 09:45 PM
"Somehow Osama Bin Pinella, has lead his Evil serpents"

This line is priceless! Truly, Reverand, you have outdone yourself with this sermon. Thank you. I too luv Da Reverand!:smile:

So is this one...


With a burning ember of futility, stuck in there crawl.
To once again Flame up and burn down the Resistance
that will attempt to stop them-

This one is so deep it's beyond my comprehension, but I'll try.

I think Da Rev is saying that the Sox still have failure within them and because of it they are unable to stand up straight to face their opponents. However next year, as in past years, the Sox will again be consumed by that ember of total uselessness which will send them into an uncontrollable rage of losing. The Resistance, which I think refers to the Sox on-field opposition, will try desperately to throw games away to us, but our burning desire to finish in last place will snuff out victory at every turn.

What a great sermon, Rev.