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thomas35forever
08-03-2007, 04:37 PM
:snicker:
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20070803&content_id=2127431&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

oeo
08-03-2007, 04:40 PM
:snicker:
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20070803&content_id=2127431&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

Hope he's alright, but the real story is the bullpen imploding in the 9th. :redneck

Steelrod
08-03-2007, 04:49 PM
Maybe he's pregnant?

HotelWhiteSox
08-03-2007, 04:50 PM
Zambrano, who has added some blond highlights to his hair and inspired at least one Chicago area family to name its first son after him -- they call him "Zamy" -- did not allow a hit until David Wright singled with two outs in the Mets fifth.

This is some great writing :?:

HotelWhiteSox
08-03-2007, 04:52 PM
and some more

Big Z got Marlon Anderson to strike out swinging, and then lept into the air and danced into the dugout.

oeo
08-03-2007, 04:59 PM
and some more

That's probably why he had the cramps. Dancing isn't part of the job description, Carlos.

thomas35forever
08-03-2007, 04:59 PM
Maybe he's pregnant?
:rolling:

tony1972
08-03-2007, 05:32 PM
Maybe he's pregnant?

I was suspicious when he got back to the dugout and started eating pickles with ice cream...

whitesoxfan
08-03-2007, 05:55 PM
Apparently, Zambrano doesn't like water.

The guy's an even bigger headcase than I thought.

the1tab
08-03-2007, 06:07 PM
I wanna see Carlos in a padded room w/ Brad Pitt's character in "12 Monkees" and see who pulls something then...

:dtroll:

Mohoney
08-03-2007, 08:28 PM
Speed freak.

DrCrawdad
08-03-2007, 09:08 PM
:snicker:
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20070803&content_id=2127431&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

Here you go crampin' Carlos...

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/78674/300.jpg

PeteWard
08-03-2007, 09:15 PM
Cramps were apparently located in the cerebellum.

illini81887
08-03-2007, 09:33 PM
Brewers win, Cubs to 2nd place

JB98
08-03-2007, 09:45 PM
Brewers win, Cubs to 2nd place

Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Railsplitter
08-03-2007, 09:51 PM
Brewers win, Cubs to 2nd place
:bandance:

ilsox7
08-03-2007, 09:56 PM
I normally don't waste much time commenting on the Cubs around here, but I found this bit in the Tribune quite funny:

Many Cubs fans saw Wood warming up and gave Howry a standing ovation when he entered, thinking he was Wood. Howry joked afterward that he would have to gain some weight so people wouldn't confuse the two.

Viva Medias B's
08-03-2007, 10:10 PM
Knowing how much we wanted the Brewers to win, Aaron Rowand struck out on purpose so that Milwaukee could move back into first place.

thomas35forever
08-03-2007, 11:18 PM
Knowing how much we wanted the Brewers to win, Aaron Rowand struck out on purpose so that Milwaukee could move back into first place.
I could only imagine the celebration that would take place on here if the Sox actually brought Rowand back.

SBSoxFan
08-04-2007, 01:00 AM
This is some great writing :?:

For some reason, they neglected to mention the 7 walks. :rolleyes:

StillMissOzzie
08-04-2007, 01:33 AM
For some reason, they neglected to mention the 7 walks. :rolleyes:

No ****, including six of them while the no-hitter was still intact. I think he had a no-no going with at least one baserunner every inning, including the fifth when he actually gave up the first hit.

SMO
:o:

WizardsofOzzie
08-04-2007, 11:34 AM
Here you go crampin' Carlos...

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/78674/300.jpg

I was thinking more along the lines of
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/7271/t106091cky9.jpg

FedEx227
08-04-2007, 05:20 PM
For some reason, they neglected to mention the 7 walks. :rolleyes:

Those were his intensity getting the best of him. He's too intense to control his pitches.

MarySwiss
08-04-2007, 05:54 PM
Those were his intensity getting the best of him. He's too intense to control his pitches.

I see a job writing for the Trib in your future! :smile: