Zambrano leaves with heat-related cramps

[thomas35forever]

:snicker:
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20070803&content_id=2127431&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

[oeo]

:snicker:
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20070803&content_id=2127431&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

Hope he's alright, but the real story is the bullpen imploding in the 9th. :redneck

[Steelrod]

Maybe he's pregnant?

[HotelWhiteSox]

Zambrano, who has added some blond highlights to his hair and inspired at least one Chicago area family to name its first son after him -- they call him "Zamy" -- did not allow a hit until David Wright singled with two outs in the Mets fifth.

This is some great writing :?:

[HotelWhiteSox]

and some more

Big Z got Marlon Anderson to strike out swinging, and then lept into the air and danced into the dugout.

[oeo]

and some more

That's probably why he had the cramps. Dancing isn't part of the job description, Carlos.

[thomas35forever]

Maybe he's pregnant?
:rolling:

[tony1972]

Maybe he's pregnant?

I was suspicious when he got back to the dugout and started eating pickles with ice cream...

[whitesoxfan]

Apparently, Zambrano doesn't like water.

The guy's an even bigger headcase than I thought.

[the1tab]

I wanna see Carlos in a padded room w/ Brad Pitt's character in "12 Monkees" and see who pulls something then...

:dtroll:

[Mohoney]

Speed freak.

[DrCrawdad]

:snicker:
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20070803&content_id=2127431&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

Here you go crampin' Carlos...

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/78674/300.jpg

[PeteWard]

Cramps were apparently located in the cerebellum.

[illini81887]

Brewers win, Cubs to 2nd place

[JB98]

Brewers win, Cubs to 2nd place

Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Railsplitter]

Brewers win, Cubs to 2nd place
:bandance:

[ilsox7]

I normally don't waste much time commenting on the Cubs around here, but I found this bit in the Tribune quite funny:

Many Cubs fans saw Wood warming up and gave Howry a standing ovation when he entered, thinking he was Wood. Howry joked afterward that he would have to gain some weight so people wouldn't confuse the two.

[Viva Medias B's]

Knowing how much we wanted the Brewers to win, Aaron Rowand struck out on purpose so that Milwaukee could move back into first place.

[thomas35forever]

Knowing how much we wanted the Brewers to win, Aaron Rowand struck out on purpose so that Milwaukee could move back into first place.
I could only imagine the celebration that would take place on here if the Sox actually brought Rowand back.

[SBSoxFan]

This is some great writing :?:

For some reason, they neglected to mention the 7 walks. :rolleyes:

[StillMissOzzie]

For some reason, they neglected to mention the 7 walks. :rolleyes:

No ****, including six of them while the no-hitter was still intact. I think he had a no-no going with at least one baserunner every inning, including the fifth when he actually gave up the first hit.

SMO
:o:

[WizardsofOzzie]

Here you go crampin' Carlos...

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/78674/300.jpg

I was thinking more along the lines of
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/7271/t106091cky9.jpg

[FedEx227]

For some reason, they neglected to mention the 7 walks. :rolleyes:

Those were his intensity getting the best of him. He's too intense to control his pitches.

[MarySwiss]

Those were his intensity getting the best of him. He's too intense to control his pitches.

I see a job writing for the Trib in your future! :smile: