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Fenway
07-08-2007, 01:42 PM
Manny has come down with the flu and may skip the All Star Game AGAIN

The Racehorse
07-08-2007, 01:54 PM
Per yahoo.com/mlb/players/5132/news (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/5132/news) ...


Manager Terry Francona described the injury as "intestinal turmoil." Ramirez is still expected to make the All-Star game.
I know a lot people get tired of the dofus nicknames of playere, but it's obvious Manny Ramirez could care less about what others think of him because he has no shame about anything... the world according to ManRam.

:D:

kittle42
07-08-2007, 02:39 PM
**** the Red Sox.

RKMeibalane
07-08-2007, 02:53 PM
The sad part is that no matter what he does, Red Sox fans will find an excuse to give him a standing ovation during the next home game. He's never going to change. These guys never do.

DSpivack
07-08-2007, 03:07 PM
What in the hell is "intestinal turmoil"? :rolling:

chisoxmike
07-08-2007, 04:31 PM
**** the Red Sox.

...and **** Manny.

chisoxfanatic
07-08-2007, 04:34 PM
Just Manny being Manny...

Do you suppose that Rob Mackowiak will get the nod as his replacement if Manny decides against playing the ASG?

MDF3530
07-08-2007, 04:34 PM
Seriously, is anyone suprised by this? He continually flips the Red Sox fans the bird, and they love him.

chisoxmike
07-08-2007, 04:37 PM
Seriously, is anyone suprised by this? He continually flips the Red Sox fans the bird, and they love him.

...and they always will. When he hits a solo home run when the Red Sox are up by 10, they jump out of their seats, blow a load, and jump around like they won the World Series.

**** 'em.

HotelWhiteSox
07-08-2007, 06:54 PM
What in the hell is "intestinal turmoil"? :rolling:

He ate at Arby's

Dan the Man
07-08-2007, 06:57 PM
What in the hell is "intestinal turmoil"? :rolling:
http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes1203/dumb140.jpeg

MDF3530
07-08-2007, 07:11 PM
What in the hell is "intestinal turmoil"? :rolling:

He ate at Arby'sYou're wrong, he ate here:

http://www.junkfoodblog.com/uploaded_images/white-castle.jpg

Or here:

http://www.thunder-island.com/images/graphics/Taco%20Bell%20logo2.gif

Oblong
07-08-2007, 07:49 PM
He did spend the weekend in Detroit. Don't know what hotel they stayed at. Maybe after last night's 13 inning game he went to Mexican town and got the bottom of the pot. That's where the rats sink to when they jump in the refried beans.

goofymsfan
07-08-2007, 08:23 PM
You're wrong, he ate here:

http://www.junkfoodblog.com/uploaded_images/white-castle.jpg

Or here:

http://www.thunder-island.com/images/graphics/Taco%20Bell%20logo2.gif

I'm going to go with the latter as I can't eat there without intestinal turmoil.:wink:

Sox
07-08-2007, 09:05 PM
http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes1203/dumb140.jpeg


:kneeslap:

gregoriop
07-08-2007, 09:09 PM
(jeff bridges)

And I get banned for linking to a shirtless Man Soo Lee?

CaptainPaul
07-08-2007, 09:13 PM
I wish the headlines just said "MANNY HATES FANS" with the subtitle "Blames for 'Intestinal Turmoil'".

getonbckthr
07-08-2007, 09:14 PM
What in the hell is "intestinal turmoil"? :rolling:
Diarhea (sp)

And I get banned for linking to a shirtless Man Soo Lee?
Yes.

DSpivack
07-08-2007, 10:12 PM
I'm going to go with the latter as I can't eat there without intestinal turmoil.:wink:

Since I actually like mexican food, I've never eaten there. Although I do kind of like White Castle, it's been years since I've had it (no White Castles down here, or 7-11s for that matter).

Good friend from college was driving with his girlfriend, in separate cars as they were moving stuff, from her home in Mobile to Atlanta. On the road, he saw her pull into an Arby's, wondering what the hell she was thinking. Hence we often joke around, using a Simpsons quote, "I'm so hungry I could eat Arby's!"

RadioheadRocks
07-08-2007, 10:18 PM
And some folks were clamoring for Manny to be on the White Sox because why?????????????????

soxfanreggie
07-08-2007, 10:20 PM
He's like the lady at work who always "gets sick" around holidays. Another lady I work with made a great point..."...you never hear anyone say 'I had a horrible migraine on Saturday and it ruined my weekend.'; you always here them complain on Mondays and Fridays of being sick." It stinks too because it leaves us with super skeleton shifts on the days we have the most problems. I had to work overtime 3 days this week to fix problems from not having a staff there to work with.

Foulke You
07-09-2007, 04:17 PM
I get intestinal turmoil everytime I see someone not named Jenks warming up in the White Sox bullpen.

JB98
07-09-2007, 05:44 PM
I don't know why Red Sox fans love Ramirez so much. I always look forward to yelling insults at Manny when Boston comes to town. The Red Sox fans seated around me are always mortified by the awful taunts I throw in Manny's direction. :D:

soltrain21
07-09-2007, 05:51 PM
And some folks were clamoring for Manny to be on the White Sox because why?????????????????



Because he is one of the greatest hitters this generation? That wasn't hard.

HomeFish
07-09-2007, 05:58 PM
So, where is Enrique Wilson holding his ASG party this year?

Noneck
07-09-2007, 06:02 PM
He is just like his cursed, crybaby, full of .......... intestinal discharge blowsox fans. They truly deserve each other.

RadioheadRocks
07-09-2007, 10:11 PM
Because he is one of the greatest hitters this generation? That wasn't hard.

That may be, but who needs a perennial head-case and all the baggage he brings along with it?

Let "Manny be Manny" elsewhere.

Fenway
07-10-2007, 12:38 PM
the universe is normal


"To us, this is a huge deal to win this game," Papelbon said at an interview session yesterday morning at which Manny Ramírez was the only AL no-show. "I have no doubt in my mind that it's going to come into play, that we're going to need this home-field advantage in October.


http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2007/07/10/papelbon_mates_are_men_on_a_mission/

He did show up for the Derby however so maybe he will play tonight