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RallyBowl
06-19-2007, 08:54 PM
For the rest of this year or next year. I'm working on one. It should be great.

AnkleSox
06-19-2007, 11:09 PM
White Sox Baseball presents Bill Murray in Groundhog Day 2!

JB98
06-19-2007, 11:13 PM
"You can stop believing now!"

tstrike2000
06-19-2007, 11:19 PM
"The kids can't play"

areilly
06-19-2007, 11:19 PM
"Good guys lose to ****ty teams."

BV2005
06-19-2007, 11:21 PM
We were Chicago Baseball

sox1970
06-19-2007, 11:22 PM
We were Chicago Baseball

Good one.

JDsDirtySox
06-19-2007, 11:32 PM
"The Kids can play... or atleast they will die trying... err we mean you will die watching them try... We are Bad Chicago baseball."

The Immigrant
06-20-2007, 12:02 AM
Grinding to a Halt

WhiteSox5187
06-20-2007, 12:20 AM
At Least We're Not the Cubs.

hsnterprize
06-20-2007, 12:23 AM
If we're Chicago baseball, then I'd rather move to Milwaukee."

Dan the Man
06-20-2007, 12:27 AM
"It's Time" to "Stop Believin'" that "The kids can play."

WhiteSox5187
06-20-2007, 12:35 AM
"It's Time" to "Stop Believin'" that "The kids can play."
Ooooh, three old campaigns in one! I like!!!

bugsandcranks13
06-20-2007, 12:40 AM
I posted a whole list today on my blog at bugsandcranks.com. Here are a few of my favs...

"Making mediocre pitchers look like Cy Young contenders on a nightly basis."

"Come hear thousands of fans yell, 'Uribe you suck' out of unison."

"Still less dysfunctional than the Cubs."

StillMissOzzie
06-20-2007, 12:41 AM
"Grinding our gears"

SMO
:(:

DaBears
06-20-2007, 01:04 AM
"We're so ****ty our fans do the wave on back-to-back nights"

Lip Man 1
06-20-2007, 01:14 AM
Our Sox Will Rise Again! (When we get new ones)

Lip

WhiteSox5187
06-20-2007, 01:18 AM
"We're so ****ty our fans do the wave on back-to-back nights"
Ugh, that was sickening. It was when Aardsma had the bases loaded too. One of the most important innings in a ballgame and they're doing the god damned wave.:angry::angry::angry:

rocky biddle
06-20-2007, 08:28 AM
"2005 World Champs... Remember?"

or

"We've Gone 184 Days Without a Bullpen Incident"

russ99
06-20-2007, 09:08 AM
Not doin' the little things.

If our starter leaves before the 6th, you must quit

RedHeadPaleHoser
06-20-2007, 12:26 PM
White Sox Baseball -

Look what happens when you get green seats.
At least we're not fighting in the dugout....or anywhere else, for that matter.
Ozzie may be crazy......but, oh forget it.

Phil Bradley
06-20-2007, 01:27 PM
They died trying

PatK
06-20-2007, 01:52 PM
Less painful and costly than dental surgery

duke of dorwood
06-20-2007, 01:58 PM
Can we get YOU out? To a Game?

puckereduppiet
06-20-2007, 02:01 PM
To quote Julius Caesar...I came, I saw, I conquered
Maybe something like We Came,We saw,We conquered

roadrunner
06-20-2007, 02:08 PM
"R - O - W - D - I - E that's the way we spell ROWDIE, ROWDIE let's get ROWDIE woooooooooo!"

upperdeckusc
06-20-2007, 02:12 PM
Ugh, that was sickening. It was when Aardsma had the bases loaded too. One of the most important innings in a ballgame and they're doing the god damned wave.:angry::angry::angry:

exactly. i was in the club seats looking at them in utter disgust. i wanted to ****ing puke for how long it went and the time of the game it was going on. not that there is a GOOD time for it to happen, but you know what im getting at...

Phil Bradley
06-20-2007, 02:26 PM
To quote Julius Caesar...I came, I saw, I conquered
Maybe something like We Came,We saw,We conquered


How 'bout "We Came, We Saw, We went"

getonbckthr
06-20-2007, 03:50 PM
White Sox BAseball: Oh Shut The **** Up

nevr say dye sox
06-20-2007, 05:14 PM
caught lighting in a bottle, than we were "Thunder Struck"

MDF3530
06-20-2007, 06:15 PM
"Come See The Kannapolis White Sox!"

soxinem1
06-20-2007, 06:53 PM
Stop by The Firehouse (formerly known as the White Sox bullpen) located in LF.

Your 2007 White Sox - "Anything that can go wrong, has."

ND_Sox_Fan
06-20-2007, 07:14 PM
"Team sucks, but the food is awesome." Featuring:

Mon: Churro Night (one free to all fans in attendance), sponsored by Ozzie

Tue: 1/2 off Nacho Night (one coupon to the first 10,000 fans), presented by Contreras

Wed: Elotes Night (to the first 20,000 fans), sponsored by Greg Walker

Thur: Miller Lite Night (free beer for the first 5,000 adults, 21 & over), sponsored by the Bullpen (God knows you will need a drink in order to watch these guys)

Fri: Hot Pretzel Night (free pretzel to all fans in attendance), sponsored by Uribe - the human swinging pretzel

Sat: Dollar Dog Night ($1 hot dogs), presented by Dye and Konerko

Sun: Dippin' Dots Afternoon (free to all kids 12 and under), sponsored by the Utility Players (otherwise known as starters on this team)


**All nights are presented by the players and coaches because (1) we couldn't get corporate sponsors and (2) this was the only way that these guys could give the fans anything they would want for the salaries that the fans pay.

hose
06-20-2007, 07:29 PM
Ozzie Guillen's starting line up is sponsored by Etch-O-Sketch.

Mots09
06-20-2007, 07:30 PM
"Season Gawn... Get your Pepsi Half Price Tickets Mondays and Tuesdays..."

MarySwiss
06-20-2007, 07:33 PM
At Least We're Not the Cubs.

You stole my idea!!

How about: "Winning Ugly, Grinding It Out, Stepping Up; Kicking Ass; Kidnapping All the Other AL Central Teams; Whatever It Takes"?

areilly
06-20-2007, 08:09 PM
2007 White Sox Baseball: Because Winning Wasn't Fun Anymore

2007 White Sox Baseball: Somewhere, El Duque is laughing his ass off.

2007 White Sox Baseball: Help wanted.

hose
06-20-2007, 08:16 PM
Lendingtree proud sponsor of the 2007 Chicago White Sox

" Looking for a home loan ? ready to refinance? Lendingtree will lock you in at a rate below the Sox bullpen era that fits your needs.

With 3 different rates to choose from Lendingtree offers the loan that right for you.

30 year rate locked into at or below Matt Thornton--6.53
7 year balloon is at or below Mike MacDougal--7.23
refinance at or below Andy Sisco--8.36 "

miker
06-21-2007, 10:56 AM
The 2007 White Sox, brought to you by Exelon...have you considered the nuclear option?

dwalteroo
06-21-2007, 11:01 AM
Lendingtree proud sponsor of the 2007 Chicago White Sox

" Looking for a home loan ? ready to refinance? Lendingtree will lock you in at a rate below the Sox bullpen era that fits your needs.

With 3 different rates to choose from Lendingtree offers the loan that right for you.

30 year rate locked into at or below Matt Thornton--6.53
7 year balloon is at or below Mike MacDougal--7.23
refinance at or below Andy Sisco--8.36 "

:rolling:

chisoxfanatic
06-24-2007, 01:19 AM
The Sox could do some major business with Chicago-based Morton Salt just about now.

"When it rains, it pours."

AJ IS GOD
06-24-2007, 09:25 AM
The kids will be playing...in about two weeks

Bobby Thigpen
06-24-2007, 10:07 AM
Simply- "We suck."

MySoxAreClean
06-24-2007, 10:43 AM
DRINK UP! It's gonna be a long season.:gulp:

cheezheadsoxfan
06-24-2007, 11:09 AM
Lendingtree proud sponsor of the 2007 Chicago White Sox

" Looking for a home loan ? ready to refinance? Lendingtree will lock you in at a rate below the Sox bullpen era that fits your needs.

With 3 different rates to choose from Lendingtree offers the loan that right for you.

30 year rate locked into at or below Matt Thornton--6.53
7 year balloon is at or below Mike MacDougal--7.23
refinance at or below Andy Sisco--8.36 "

Outstanding!:rolling:

HerzogVon
06-24-2007, 01:36 PM
Swinging for the fences...and popping up.

2007 White Sox: Just like the 1967 club, only without the pitching, defense, hustle and guts.

Kenny says to ride it out. Sounds like Dubya in Iraq.

Anybody know how to play this game?

More statues suited up on the field than there are outside the park.