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RallyBowl
06-14-2007, 11:27 AM
Any one up for a little off day fun? I don't think haikus have been done this year yet.


Won't raise the flag yet
We'll catch fire after the break
Don't stop believin'

sox1970
06-14-2007, 11:33 AM
Keep your day job.

kaufsox
06-14-2007, 11:34 AM
the pen is awful
the bats have performed poorly
yet, I still have hope

russ99
06-14-2007, 11:37 AM
Sox playing poorly,
the fans are all very upset.
We all need day off.

Fuller_Schettman
06-14-2007, 11:38 AM
You were meant for me
Perhaps as a punishment
Gooch, Juan, Dye-- bye bye

SaltyPretzel
06-14-2007, 11:40 AM
Just back from Philly
A weekend of frustration
My plane was late too

veeter
06-14-2007, 11:58 AM
So the year from hell
It seems so far from ending
Please Kenny send help

eriqjaffe
06-14-2007, 11:58 AM
Ball Ball Ball Ball Walk
Ball Ball Strike Ball Strike Ball Walk
Man, our bullpen sucks

RedHeadPaleHoser
06-14-2007, 12:27 PM
Just two years ago
We marveled at the skill of KW
Now, we wonder, How?

eriqjaffe
06-14-2007, 12:39 PM
"Back to the grind," huh?
So far, two thousand seven
Grinding to a halt

Chisox353014
06-14-2007, 12:56 PM
Season a ****cake
But it could be much, much worse
We could be the Cubs

eriqjaffe
06-14-2007, 12:59 PM
Get it right, people
B-U-E-H-R-L-E
It isn't that hard

Johnny Mostil
06-14-2007, 01:02 PM
Three for eighteen--yikes!
Come on, White Sox, throw some strikes!
And hit the damn ball.

Two years since Series
Are White Sox throwing games now
And not postseason?

RallyBowl
06-14-2007, 01:15 PM
I think some may have missed the point of "Rally" haikus. It is not a play on my name- I intended for them to "help rally the team". Thus, I think all of these haikus should be positive, not about how bad our bullpen sucks, even though that was the best one by far.

Johnny Mostil
06-14-2007, 02:13 PM
I think some may have missed the point of "Rally" haikus. It is not a play on my name- I intended for them to "help rally the team". Thus, I think all of these haikus should be positive, not about how bad our bullpen sucks, even though that was the best one by far.

Cicadas, Sox swoon
Miserable June! No more
Until '24?

Is rallying Sox
with Haikus still more useless
than Sabermetrics?

Johnny Mostil
06-14-2007, 02:18 PM
Three wins in Pittsburgh!
And three more over Marlins!
Then we'll sweep the Cubs!

OK, rallybowl?

BeviBall!
06-14-2007, 02:28 PM
This team is so soft
Can't believe it's not butter
What the hell happened?

AzureJazzMan
06-14-2007, 02:45 PM
The Season Not Done
Find Inside More Games To Grind
Showing White Sox Pride

Frankfan4life
06-14-2007, 03:32 PM
Rise from the ashes
and catch fire in the Pitt
Ten in a row now!!!

WhiteSoxJunkie
06-14-2007, 03:34 PM
One hundred wins for
The amazing Mark Buehrle
Please resign him now

MDF3530
06-14-2007, 07:22 PM
Haiku really sucks/so does the White Sox bullpen/I'm done with this stuff

MarySwiss
06-14-2007, 09:58 PM
Cleveland in 05;
came on strong the last few weeks;
fell short, but we won't. :D:

Johnny Mostil
06-14-2007, 10:26 PM
Duck the Bucs Then Spear
The Fish and, Yes, Drub the Cubs!
Win nine; Sox are fine.

Johnny Mostil
06-14-2007, 10:28 PM
Yankees win nine straight
Are in contention again
Why not White Sox too?

soxwon
06-14-2007, 10:38 PM
Da rev has tried an exorcism
so win now
Or KW has a get lost decision!!

soxwon
06-14-2007, 10:39 PM
Haiku really sucks/so does the White Sox bullpen/I'm done with this stuff

HAKU was a samoan wrestler in the WCW and WWF.

RadioheadRocks
06-15-2007, 05:02 AM
Already posted this in the Sox Poetry thread, but what the hell...

World Series Champs
Like eating potato chips
Can not have just one! :D:

MRM
06-15-2007, 05:07 AM
The Sox they have been struggling
The Fans they have been wailing
AJ says F-em for not believing

eriqjaffe
06-15-2007, 09:27 AM
The Sox they have been struggling
The Fans they have been wailing
AJ says F-em for not believingSeven, Seven, Ten?
You're not paying attention
That is not haiku

:redneck

eriqjaffe
06-15-2007, 09:29 AM
The offense is limp
Here's an idea for help
Robbie Alomar

Johnny Mostil
06-15-2007, 09:45 AM
The offense is limp
Here's an idea for help
Robbie Alomar

Robbie Alomar?
I can out-teal that--Sox need
Hairston, Minoso

You'll hear it here first
June 15 is the day Sox
begin long win streak

eriqjaffe
06-15-2007, 11:50 AM
The sad thing here is
For the '07 White Sox
Four games would be "long"

Johnny Mostil
06-15-2007, 12:01 PM
The sad thing here is
For the '07 White Sox
Four games would be "long"

I thought about that
So here is a new haiku
Twelve-game win streak NOW

MDF3530
06-15-2007, 05:45 PM
HAKU was a samoan wrestler in the WCW and WWF.
In case you didn't notice, there's an 'i' between the 'a' and 'k'. And I credit you with knowing your late 80's-early 90's professional wrestlers :D: .

Johnny Mostil
06-15-2007, 06:27 PM
In case you didn't notice, there's an 'i' between the 'a' and 'k'. And I credit you with knowing your late 80's-early 90's professional wrestlers :D: .

Pro wrestlers know how
to spell? Who woulda thunkit?
Not Johnny Mostil.:redneck

eriqjaffe
06-15-2007, 08:37 PM
Can Haku throw strikes?
Can Randy Savage play left?
This is getting sad