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hose
06-02-2007, 10:22 AM
Who wins?

Zambrano and Woowoo vs. Barrett and Mariotti?

twentywontowin
06-02-2007, 10:25 AM
Who wins?

Zambrano and Woowoo vs. Barrett and Mariotti?

The fight would consist of Barrett running away, Mariotti not showing up, Ronnie smoking crack in the corner, and Zambrano pointing to the sky.

Decision: They're all losers.

hose
06-02-2007, 10:30 AM
Mariotti not showing up might be a good thing....I vision a wrestling outfit ala Bobby Heenan:o:

HerzogVon
06-02-2007, 10:49 AM
Well, why not repost it here?

[ The scene: A wrestling arena. ]

Brickhouse: "It's a beautiful day for a brawlgame. Hey, hey, holy mackeral, here come the Cubs!"

[ Enter from left, Mikey Barrett. From right, Carlos "Zero" Zambrano. ]

Brickhouse: "And here come the gladiators! That's Barrett in the pink trunks, just so no one becomes confused. And now, down to Bob Elson at ringside."

[ Elson is shown napping on a stool. An unseen hand pokes him in the ribs, temporarily rousing him from his somnolence. He seems confused. ]

Elson: "Ladies and gentlemen, your referee is AJ Pierzynski."

Brickhouse: "And there's the bell. Zambrano throws a wicked right to Barrett's chops. Another right, now a left. Barrett is down! He appears to be bleeding Cubbie blue profusely. Now, Zambrano stomps him! Fans, this is the worst mugging this announcer has witnessed since Billy Martin's assault on Jim Brewer. And where is the referee? Where's AJ?!"

[ Cut to AJ, standing in a corner. He seems to be haggling with a fan. Money is exchanged. ]

Brickhouse: "Here he comes at last. Looks like he's carrying a folding chair." [ Pause ] "Oh, he just clobbered Zambrano over the head with a metal folding chair! At least he appears to be helping the stricken Barrett to his feet. [ Brief pause ] OH NO!! HE HIT BARRETT WITH THE CHAIR AS WELL!!! Both men are out cold. Whoo brother! Let's go to the truck for Arnie and the replay."

Elson: "That's a White Owl wallop, and a box of White Owl cigars."

END

eastchicagosoxfan
06-02-2007, 11:14 AM
Well, why not repost it here?

[ The scene: A wrestling arena. ]

Brickhouse: "It's a beautiful day for a brawlgame. Hey, hey, holy mackeral, here come the Cubs!"

[ Enter from left, Mikey Barrett. From right, Carlos "Zero" Zambrano. ]

Brickhouse: "And here come the gladiators! That's Barrett in the pink trunks, just so no one becomes confused. And now, down to Bob Elson at ringside."

[ Elson is shown napping on a stool. An unseen hand pokes him in the ribs, temporarily rousing him from his somnolence. He seems confused. ]

Elson: "Ladies and gentlemen, your referee is AJ Pierzynski."

Brickhouse: "And there's the bell. Zambrano throws a wicked right to Barrett's chops. Another right, now a left. Barrett is down! He appears to be bleeding Cubbie blue profusely. Now, Zambrano stomps him! Fans, this is the worst mugging this announcer has witnessed since Billy Martin's assault on Jim Brewer. And where is the referee? Where's AJ?!"

[ Cut to AJ, standing in a corner. He seems to be haggling with a fan. Money is exchanged. ]

Brickhouse: "Here he comes at last. Looks like he's carrying a folding chair." [ Pause ] "Oh, he just clobbered Zambrano over the head with a metal folding chair! At least he appears to be helping the stricken Barrett to his feet. [ Brief pause ] OH NO!! HE HIT BARRETT WITH THE CHAIR AS WELL!!! Both men are out cold. Whoo brother! Let's go to the truck for Arnie and the replay."

Elson: "That's a White Owl wallop, and a box of White Owl cigars."

END
Classic!!!:gulp: