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tony1972
05-28-2007, 09:09 PM
I recently developed this good self psychology trick I play on myself when the Sox lose.....it helps so you don't get upset..

I just pretend that the Sox really won that day ! (It really works)...if I'm driving and listening to the radio or watching TV and they are about to talk about the game..I switch over to a different channel. Here's how you handle conversations with friends or other fans...

Buddy: Did you see the Sox game today?
Me: I sure did...
Buddy: Wasn't that a bad game?
Me: It sure was..UNTIL..they scored 9 runs in the bottom of the ninth to come back and win !
Buddy: What the hell are you talking about??!?!?
Me: Today's White Sox winner of course !
Buddy: But the Sox lost..
Me: Yes..I know the RED sox lost...
Buddy: Are you stoned or something ?

Right now my record at games this year is 12 and 0..and the Sox are an impressive 46 and 0...with an 18 game lead...

See..reality and fantasy are fine lines that sometimes need to be blurred..to me..today..I'm enjoying the day off..drinking a few beers..and celebrating the Sox current 46 game win streak..:gulp:

QCIASOXFAN
05-28-2007, 09:13 PM
Buddy: Are you stoned or something ?
Are you?:unsure:

gosiu
05-28-2007, 09:28 PM
Um........................... perhaps you want to join me at candy mountain?
Q5im0Ssyyus

CHISOXFAN13
05-28-2007, 09:52 PM
You put this crap in the clubhouse?

chisoxfanatic
05-28-2007, 09:56 PM
I recently developed this good self psychology trick I play on myself when the Sox lose.....it helps so you don't get upset..

I just pretend that the Sox really won that day ! (It really works)...if I'm driving and listening to the radio or watching TV and they are about to talk about the game..I switch over to a different channel. Here's how you handle conversations with friends or other fans...

Buddy: Did you see the Sox game today?
Me: I sure did...
Buddy: Wasn't that a bad game?
Me: It sure was..UNTIL..they scored 9 runs in the bottom of the ninth to come back and win !
Buddy: What the hell are you talking about??!?!?
Me: Today's White Sox winner of course !
Buddy: But the Sox lost..
Me: Yes..I know the RED sox lost...
Buddy: Are you stoned or something ?

Right now my record at games this year is 12 and 0..and the Sox are an impressive 46 and 0...with an 18 game lead...

See..reality and fantasy are fine lines that sometimes need to be blurred..to me..today..I'm enjoying the day off..drinking a few beers..and celebrating the Sox current 46 game win streak..:gulp:

:tealpolice:

HotelWhiteSox
05-28-2007, 10:02 PM
:threadsucks

chisoxmike
05-28-2007, 10:10 PM
:threadsucks

:threadblows:

thomas35forever
05-28-2007, 10:10 PM
Faking it? Bad idea. If you suppress your frustration and distress, you'll turn into this:
http://rog.21publish.com/pub/rog/Dominic/homer_as_hulk__.jpg

cbotnyse
05-28-2007, 10:18 PM
Um........................... perhaps you want to join me at candy mountain?
Q5im0Ssyyus:rolling:

lbtigerfan
05-28-2007, 10:22 PM
:rolling:

It's so stupid, but it's hilarious! I saw it on someone's myspace page the other day and I laughed so hard, I had to watch it again.


Okay, but really kiddo.... are you high?:?: I'm not sure pretending is the right way to go...

thomas35forever
05-28-2007, 10:24 PM
:rolling:
"Aw, they took my freakin' kidney!"

chisoxmike
05-28-2007, 10:35 PM
Um........................... perhaps you want to join me at candy mountain?
Q5im0Ssyyus

Holy God that is hilarious!

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

whitesoxwilkes
05-28-2007, 11:08 PM
Do you do this after your cousin bumps into KW at the airport?

Gregory Pratt
05-28-2007, 11:20 PM
This is the best thread I've ever read. God bless his soul.

DumpJerry
05-29-2007, 12:07 AM
Is there a doctor in the house?

Did Kelly slip something in your Coke at work?

RadioheadRocks
05-29-2007, 12:09 AM
http://allyourbase.shackspace.com/thread_sucks.jpg

Navarro's Talent
05-29-2007, 12:39 AM
Um........................... perhaps you want to join me at candy mountain?
Q5im0Ssyyus

Thank you for this. Thank you. :D:

Nellie_Fox
05-29-2007, 01:07 AM
Thank you for this. Thank you. :D:What an incredibly stupid waste of time that was.

Mr. White Sox
05-29-2007, 01:11 AM
What an incredibly stupid waste of time that was.

shun the non-believers! shuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn!

Nellie_Fox
05-29-2007, 01:47 AM
shun the non-believers! shuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn!Oh, and I forgot to mention annoying. :redneck

StillMissOzzie
05-29-2007, 02:02 AM
I'm with you, Nellie. That's almost 4:00 minutes wasted.

(meanwhile, back at the ranch...)

Oh, and Tony... in clinical terms, you're ****ing crazy.

SMO
:?:

Chips
05-29-2007, 03:21 AM
WiMR9Nwe-NY

This thread is for the bears.

Jerko
05-29-2007, 10:14 AM
I see he gave in and finally started dating that Kelly........

tony1972
05-29-2007, 11:24 AM
Um........................... perhaps you want to join me at candy mountain?
Q5im0Ssyyus
That's funny...but Unicorns have been extinct for years !!:D:

gosiu
05-29-2007, 08:30 PM
I shouldn't have posted that. I hurt my back this morning, and everytime I think about the video I start laughing, making the pain worse.

Nellie_Fox
05-29-2007, 09:30 PM
Seriously? You really found something funny about that?

DumpJerry
05-29-2007, 09:32 PM
I'm convinced that Tony is competing with Kelly for the title "most interesting co-worker" at the office......

gosiu
05-29-2007, 11:16 PM
Seriously? You really found something funny about that?
PLease stop jumping on me.