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southsidesoxfan1
05-01-2007, 01:21 PM
More Ozzie being Ozzie. Link (http://www.dailysouthtown.com/sports/365178,soxlead-501.article)

The Immigrant
05-01-2007, 01:27 PM
"Cerrano wants some extra power for tonight. He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken. Hey, Jake, man, we can't have people puking in the locker room before the game."

EDIT: It may be time for Ozzie to call in Jobu to get us off the current schnide.

southsidesoxfan1
05-01-2007, 03:36 PM
"I'm pissed now, Joboo. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say, (Mod Edit: This is what earned you the 7-day rip - read the thread at the top of this forum for a better understanding.) you, Joboo. I do it myself."

http://detectovision.com/pics/jobu2.jpg

Walker29
05-01-2007, 04:21 PM
When Cerrano says "I do it myself!" Is he referring to the fact that he'll take care of his own batting from right now or is he threatening Jobu "not to drop the soap."?

Stoky44
05-01-2007, 04:22 PM
Pedro Cerrano (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0371660/): Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Eddie Harris (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0743304/): You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Jake Taylor (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000297/): Harris.
Pedro Cerrano (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0371660/): Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0743304/): You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

WizardsofOzzie
05-01-2007, 04:27 PM
:rolling: I love how this has turned into a Major League quote thread

Iwritecode
05-01-2007, 04:35 PM
:rolling: I love how this has turned into a Major League quote thread

The two best IMHO are:

"If you ever, ever tank another play like the one you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff em down your ****ing throat!"

"Strike this mother-****er out!"

UserNameBlank
05-01-2007, 04:40 PM
I like the Japanese groundskeepers who say "they are still ****ty."

And the movie with Willie Mays Hayes and Jesse "The Body" Ventura where Willie goes on a killing spree to get revenge for the murder of his pet snake... classic.

chisoxmike
05-02-2007, 10:07 AM
"Hats for bats."


:threadrules:

Iwritecode
05-02-2007, 10:10 AM
And the movie with Willie Mays Hayes and Jesse "The Body" Ventura where Willie goes on a killing spree to get revenge for the murder of his pet snake... classic.

That's from the "not quite as good" sequel.

RedHeadPaleHoser
05-02-2007, 11:02 AM
"Nice catch Hayes...don't ever ****ing do it again."