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soxwon
04-12-2007, 05:58 PM
DA REVERAND WOKE UP ALL ASUNDER
FORE HE HAD A VISION LIKE NO OTHER
I DREAMT I WAS AT AN INJUN BURIAL GROUND
AND MANY EMPTY GRAVES ALL AROUND

SOME HAD TOMBSTONES, SOME DID NOT
WITH NAMES LIKE COLAVITO, FELLER, AND SPARKS
I HEARD A RUMBLING, A BIT OVER THERE
AND SAW COMOTION AND FRIGHT FILLED THE AIRE

I WALKED ALONE TO THAT AREA AND SAW
SPIRITS OF WHITE SOX PLAYERS
ACTING LIKE THEY WERE SHERIFFS OF LAW
POUNDING ON GRAVES, TO KEEP EVIL DOWN I THOUGHT

NAMES ON THEIR UNI'S, ALL OF EM I KNEW
FOX,WYNN, BO AND JOE JACKSONS, DICK ALLEN TOO
WERE LAUGHING AND PARTYING LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMMOROW
DEAD SPIRITS OF INDIANS, WERE CRYING OUT IN SORROW

THEN IN A ROAR, WITH CRASHES OF THUNDER
I SAW IN THE CLEARING MORE MOVEMENT, I WONDERED
FILLING THE EMPTY GRAVES, WITH DIRT AND SOIL
WE'RE PRESENT DAY PLAYERS, WITH OZZIE AS THE FOIL

HE WAS ORDERING THE PLAYERS, TO FILL THOSE GRAVES
AND NOW ALL HAD TOMBSTONES, ALL ETCHED WITH NAMES
THERE WAS SIZEMORE, AND MICHAELS, HAFNER AND BLAKE
WITH SOX PLAYERS, HOLDING THEIR FINAL WAKE

THE LONE INDIAN DRUMBEAT, CAME AND WENT
THE SOX MESSAGE WAS CLEAR, IT WAS BASEBALL HEAVEN SENT
"NOW ON TO THE TAKING OF THE HOUSE OF JAKE"
SOX PLAYERS SHOUTED, AS THEY TRAMPLED INTO THE INDIANS
FINAL RESTING PLACE.
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Da Rev will be going to San Diego Tommorow
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soxwon
04-13-2007, 09:01 AM
oh come on not even one faithfull fan here?
off to san diego for 8 days in the sun.

soxfanatlanta
04-13-2007, 09:06 AM
Amen! :gulp:

Enjoy SD!

jabrch
04-13-2007, 09:15 AM
I'll give you this Rev. I'd rather read your work than one more post about the Boston Red Sox or another post about how terrible player X is.

soxwon
04-21-2007, 11:44 PM
Im back from cool/sunny san diego
Caught two Ariz-Padres games at Petco, Not a bad stadium.
But i prefer Cellular any day, especially the Prices of everything a lot of bars near Petco though, meet a few wsox fans.
Ill get to details of the whole trip on another thread.

CLR01
04-22-2007, 12:45 AM
Im back from cool/sunny san diego
Caught two Ariz-Padres games at Petco, Not a bad stadium.
But i prefer Cellular any day, especially the Prices of everythingA l.oot of bars near Petco though, meet a few wsox fans.
Ill get to details of the whole trip on another thread.

Yeah....um...we had to go and replace you while you were away. You've served us well in the past but it was just time to go our separate ways, you know? Good luck in your future travels and if you need a recommendation don't hesitate to ask.

soxwon
04-22-2007, 01:13 AM
Yeah....um...we had to go and replace you while you were away. You've served us well in the past but it was just time to go our separate ways, you know? Good luck in your future travels and if you need a recommendation don't hesitate to ask.

was up wit dat?

ilsox7
04-22-2007, 12:25 PM
Yeah....um...we had to go and replace you while you were away. You've served us well in the past but it was just time to go our separate ways, you know? Good luck in your future travels and if you need a recommendation don't hesitate to ask.

:rolling:

Brian26
04-22-2007, 05:14 PM
Ill get to details of the whole trip on another thread.

Will you also post that on four different message boards similar to your goodbye notice because you're so important?

NSSoxFan
04-22-2007, 07:14 PM
was up wit dat?

Let me spell it out for you: DA REV IS LAME.

Rocky Soprano
04-23-2007, 11:05 AM
Let me spell it out for you: DA REV IS LAME.

:gulp:

whitesoxwilkes
04-23-2007, 01:04 PM
:hawk

"Speak fer yerself, feisty. I luuuv the Reverand. MERCY!"

ewokpelts
04-23-2007, 02:02 PM
:hawk

"Speak fer yerself, feisty. I luuuv the Reverand. MERCY!"hawk, it's ok. we all know ur nutz.

BeviBall!
04-23-2007, 02:46 PM
http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/images/it_sleeping.jpg

soxwon
04-23-2007, 11:29 PM
:hawk

"Speak fer yerself, feisty. I luuuv the Reverand. MERCY!"

i love da reverand too.