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soxwon
03-26-2007, 04:27 PM
IT'S COMING!!!!

mccoydp
03-26-2007, 04:28 PM
Okay, now I'm intrigued...

soxwon
03-26-2007, 04:29 PM
IT'S ON IT'S WAY!!!!

kidmccarthy
03-26-2007, 04:29 PM
hmm... Trade?

SoxxoS
03-26-2007, 04:30 PM
Karko is back.

dwalteroo
03-26-2007, 04:30 PM
I have to admit, it's amazing how excited I am, although I have absolutely no idea what's going on.

soxwon
03-26-2007, 04:30 PM
hmm... Trade?

NO

Mr.1Dog
03-26-2007, 04:30 PM
http://www.snipp.org/aggeggioso/cards/cards/gabbo.gif Is it the Great Gabbo?

HotelWhiteSox
03-26-2007, 04:30 PM
Does it start with a 'r'

soxwon
03-26-2007, 04:30 PM
IT'S VERY VERY CLOSE-A !!!!

kidmccarthy
03-26-2007, 04:31 PM
Something completely silly and non-sensical?

soxwon
03-26-2007, 04:31 PM
BASEBALL CAN'T ESCAPE FROM IT!!!

Rocky Soprano
03-26-2007, 04:32 PM
Opening Day?

soxwon
03-26-2007, 04:32 PM
ARE YOU READY???

dwalteroo
03-26-2007, 04:32 PM
Yes!

kidmccarthy
03-26-2007, 04:32 PM
Maybe?

Mr.1Dog
03-26-2007, 04:33 PM
Lay it on us.

soxwon
03-26-2007, 04:34 PM
LADIES AND GENTLEGUYS!!!
i PRESENTA!!!!

Cat Thief
03-26-2007, 04:35 PM
drunk posting?

jabrch
03-26-2007, 04:35 PM
I present - a waste of bandwidth!

soxwon
03-26-2007, 04:35 PM
Da Rev Had a Dreama
I dream't i was high on the Mountain of baseballdom
When out of the Sky- I heard A boomin Voice
That Voice louder den a thousand Jenks Fastballs
Hittin A.J.'s Mitt-a

As images of baseball greats, apeared before me
The Voice said-" REVERAND, You must Lead your Flock
To the Throne that your Team sat upon 2 seasons HENCE
It is up to continue, to preacha Da word
That youa have done for many years past.

I dropped to my knees- and said" OH BASEBALL GODS"
The media, will not allow me to preach dat word.
The voice it a boomed- "FABERSHAM"-you have overcome
much greater obstacles, than the BLASPHEMY from
The mouths of the Evil serpent- The media!!!!

i rose with a thunderous , feeling of a POWERFull Anxiety
that i knew i must, DEliver to my Team far below
The Strength of a million Sox Fans
Clearing my path- to the Temple of Baseball
U.S. Cellular Field- home of the once
but SOON TO BE- World Champeens- ONCE AGAINA

My eyes filled with tears of JOY
Knowing that My Sox, Your Sox, Chicago's Sox
Are the Anointed ones, ready to reclaima deir throne
To be seated upon Baseballs highest Legacy.

"GO" SAID THE VOICE-" But first you need more cowbell"
Then i was suddenly picked up by Angels Of the Baseball God's
I was den a carried down da Mountain
And i suddenly appeared, before The Cell.
And it GLOWED, like a thousand points of lighta

So spectacular, like nothing ever seen before
on this earth
Then out of the night came a chariot
that read CHARTER- Did this a mean I must
Charter the path to History?

No it meant it was a Charter bus
And out of this Bus, came the Gladiators of Baseballs God's
There was AJ and Crede, Paulie and Erstad
Buehrle and Garland and Danks and Dye
All the Mighty soldiers- Known as OUR WHITE SOX

i was lifted again by a cloud of strength
and i stood in front of MY men, your men, Our TEAM.
Ozzie came up to me and said
"We have been waiting for you Reverand"
Our journey has just begun"

I proclaimed "I shall Anoint you with the Holy water, from the stream
by the FIELD OF DREAMS, the Water of Virility and prosperity"
Each player came up to me and i anointed their
heads with the water- in the name of Jerry
and Nellie and Bill veeck, To rise higher than ever before.

The guys all gathered around me
and said THANK YOU REV, With You as our LEADER
Ozzie said "Hey wait a minute"
Then He looked in my eyes
and understood the Brilliance of My words
and saida "oh nothing Rev sorry"

Now begin- baseball in da year 07
The year endeared to me, by the highest of baseballs powers
Dont be fooled by da north side crapola
Dont be fooled by the meandering media
In Da long Run- Our Boys will prevail over all

And with the Sword of Baseball Gods
i now present and bequeeth to you
to you all my FLOCK- the Future Champeens
May nothing stand in our way
The POWER IS OURS!!! Amen-and PRAISE DA SOX

and so it begins......

spiffie
03-26-2007, 04:35 PM
Is the Horsemaster back?! That's the only thing that could live up to this hype.

edit: Turned out to be nope, and certainly didn't.

soxfan80
03-26-2007, 04:36 PM
Da Rev Had a Dreama
I dream't i was high on the Mountain of baseballdom
When out of the Sky- I heard A boomin Voice
That Voice louder den a thousand Jenks Fastballs
Hittin A.J.'s Mitt-a

As images of baseball greats, apeared before me
The Voice said-" REVERAND, You must Lead your Flock
To the Throne that your Team sat upon 2 seasons HENCE
It is up to continue, to preacha Da word
That youa have done for many years past.

I dropped to my knees- and said" OH BASEBALL GODS"
The media, will not allow me to preach dat word.
The voice it a boomed- "FABERSHAM"-you have overcome
much greater obstacles, than the BLASPHEMY from
The mouths of the Evil serpent- The media!!!!

i rose with a thunderous , feeling of a POWERFull Anxiety
that i knew i must, DEliver to my Team far below
The Strength of a million Sox Fans
Clearing my path- to the Temple of Baseball
U.S. Cellular Field- home of the once
but SOON TO BE- World Champeens- ONCE AGAINA

My eyes filled with tears of JOY
Knowing that My Sox, Your Sox, Chicago's Sox
Are the Anointed ones, ready to reclaima deir throne
To be seated upon Baseballs highest Legacy.

"GO" SAID THE VOICE-" But first you need more cowbell"
Then i was suddenly picked up by Angels Of the Baseball God's
I was den a carried down da Mountain
And i suddenly appeared, before The Cell.
And it GLOWED, like a thousand points of lighta

So spectacular, like nothing ever seen before
on this earth
Then out of the night came a chariot
that read CHARTER- Did this a mean I must
Charter the path to History?

No it meant it was a Charter bus
And out of this Bus, came the Gladiators of Baseballs God's
There was AJ and Crede, Paulie and Erstad
Buehrle and Garland and Danks and Dye
All the Mighty soldiers- Known as OUR WHITE SOX

i was lifted again by a cloud of strength
and i stood in front of MY men, your men, Our TEAM.
Ozzie came up to me and said
"We have been waiting for you Reverand"
Our journey has just begun"

I proclaimed "I shall Anoint you with the Holy water, from the stream
by the FIELD OF DREAMS, the Water of Virility and prosperity"
Each player came up to me and i anointed their
heads with the water- in the name of Jerry
and Nellie and Bill veeck, To rise higher than ever before.

The guys all gathered around me
and said THANK YOU REV, With You as our LEADER
Ozzie said "Hey wait a minute"
Then He looked in my eyes
and understood the Brilliance of My words
and saida "oh nothing Rev sorry"

Now begin- baseball in da year 07
The year endeared to me, by the highest of baseballs powers
Dont be fooled by da north side crapola
Dont be fooled by the meandering media
In Da long Run- Our Boys will prevail over all

And with the Sword of Baseball Gods
i now present and bequeeth to you
to you all my FLOCK- the Future Champeens
May nothing stand in our way
The POWER IS OURS!!! Amen-and PRAISE DA SOX

and so it begins......

oh joy....

kidmccarthy
03-26-2007, 04:38 PM
....

UserNameBlank
03-26-2007, 04:40 PM
drunk posting?
I don't think so. If it is then this guy is a serious alcoholic.

UserNameBlank
03-26-2007, 04:41 PM
Is the Horsemaster back?! That's the only thing that could live up to this hype.

edit: Turned out to be nope, and certainly didn't.
You can make your own Horsemaster posts if you want. It isn't hard.

Just type a paragraph in English, then translate it into Spanish. Translate it back into English, then translate it into Klingon. Translate Klingon to French and then French to Spanish, and then all the way back to English again.

In the end, you will have a Horsemaster post.

WS in 05
03-26-2007, 04:47 PM
I don't think so. If it is then this guy is a serious alcoholic.


Thats not neccesarily true

SoxxoS
03-26-2007, 04:49 PM
If this is dumb I hope he gets a timeout - No offense, soxwon.

bryPt
03-26-2007, 04:49 PM
I think I just wet my pants in excitement.

eriqjaffe
03-26-2007, 04:54 PM
I think I might have preferred another Aaron Rowand thread.

soxwon
03-26-2007, 04:59 PM
Oh the nonbelievers!!!!
Thou not knowest what they have done!!!

thomas35forever
03-26-2007, 05:01 PM
I am inspired! Our team shall be lifted to greatness!!!!!!:supernana:

UserNameBlank
03-26-2007, 05:05 PM
Oh the nonbelievers!!!!
Thou not knowest what they have done!!!
http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/e8/a6/fddkSpiritsBy_NameAllJack_Daniels_Old_No_7_Tenness ee_Sour_Mash_Whiskey-resized200.gif

DumpJerry
03-26-2007, 06:05 PM
This is the same person who asked us to guess what the Cubs and Tigers had in common and then never answered it.

What were you expecting?

soxwon
03-26-2007, 06:09 PM
This is the same person who asked us to guess what the Cubs and Tigers had in common and then never answered it.

What were you expecting?

look back mr dump, someone did guess it.

DumpJerry
03-26-2007, 06:14 PM
look back mr dump, someone did guess it.
Oh yeah. The answer applied to the Cubs, Tigers, Mariners, Rangers, D. Rays, and probably some other teams I can't think of right now. I guess this thread is an improvement.:rolleyes:

RadioheadRocks
03-26-2007, 06:19 PM
http://picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/1-14-05/disappointing-thread.jpg

soxwon
03-26-2007, 06:39 PM
Oh yeah. The answer applied to the Cubs, Tigers, Mariners, Rangers, D. Rays, and probably some other teams I can't think of right now. I guess this thread is an improvement.:rolleyes:

My God- It was a joke to get back at the Cubs.
Some of you are so convuluted, you can't even figure out a joke.

And why do you hate this thread?i put a lot of effort into that Writing.
I dont see any of you coming up with anything better?

I try to bring some Joy and hope and faith to my fellow fans.
Im really tired of this, i dare you do better.

UserNameBlank
03-26-2007, 06:41 PM
My God- It was a joke to get back at the Cubs.
Some of you are so convuluted, you can't even figure out a joke.

And why do you hate this thread?i put a lot of effort into that Writing.
I dont see any of you coming up with anything better?

I try to bring some Joy and hope and faith to my fellow fans.
Im really tired of this, i dare you do better.

GO SOX!!!!

How's that?

MarySwiss
03-26-2007, 07:03 PM
My God- It was a joke to get back at the Cubs.
Some of you are so convuluted, you can't even figure out a joke.

And why do you hate this thread?i put a lot of effort into that Writing.
I dont see any of you coming up with anything better?

I try to bring some Joy and hope and faith to my fellow fans.
Im really tired of this, i dare you do better.

There, there; I think you did just fine, Soxwon. :cool:

kittle42
03-26-2007, 08:04 PM
My God- It was a joke to get back at the Cubs.
Some of you are so convuluted, you can't even figure out a joke.

But we *can* spell convoluted.

And why do you hate this thread?i put a lot of effort into that Writing. I dont see any of you coming up with anything better?

Blank space is better, but the software makes you type a character or two.

I try to bring some Joy and hope and faith to my fellow fans.
Im really tired of this, i dare you do better.

See above comment.

HebrewHammer
03-27-2007, 12:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P39b7v1wzfg

1917
03-27-2007, 08:46 AM
When you said A I thought it was Alomar!

PennStater98r
03-27-2007, 04:27 PM
My God- It was a joke to get back at the Cubs.
Some of you are so convuluted, you can't even figure out a joke.

I thought jokes were supposed to be funny?

If that's the case - I don't get it.

:wink:

nysox35
03-27-2007, 04:38 PM
Geez Guys...

For what it's worth, I know the Reverend has his share of fans, including me :smile:

Hopefully he will be sending out those positive vibes for meaningful games
in Sept and Oct!

JohnTucker0814
03-27-2007, 04:38 PM
My God- It was a joke to get back at the Cubs.
Some of you are so convuluted, you can't even figure out a joke.

And why do you hate this thread?i put a lot of effort into that Writing.
I dont see any of you coming up with anything better?

I try to bring some Joy and hope and faith to my fellow fans.
Im really tired of this, i dare you do better.

It's your choice to post here... if you feel like your not respected, quit posting things like this...

Taliesinrk
03-28-2007, 11:20 AM
what the hell are you guys talking about?