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WizardsofOzzie
10-26-2006, 11:43 AM
I was talking with my cubs fan friend over AIM, and this was the transcript of our conversation. I thought people might get a laugh out of it

Me: worst ratings for a WS ever
Cubs Fan: ratings would be high if the cubs were in it :-)
Me: i still maintain the tigers are overrated
Cubs Fan: they are the class of the AL central
Cubs Fan: they have a better manager
Cubs Fan: not as good as sweet lou though
Me: Im going to laugh my ass off when you finish no better than 4th again
Cubs Fan : whatever....soriano just declined a 5 year 70 mill offer
Cubs Fan: so he can become a FA and join the cubs :-)
Cubs Fan: and we are gunna sign schmidt
Cubs Fan: and mark cuban is gunna buy them and make them a winner
Me: you say the same **** every year
Me: and it dosen't happen, and you sign Jeremy Burnitz instead

DumpJerry
10-26-2006, 11:45 AM
Henry, is that you?

WizardsofOzzie
10-26-2006, 11:48 AM
Henry, is that you?
Nope, sorry to burst your bubble :tongue:

DumpJerry
10-26-2006, 11:59 AM
Nope, sorry to burst your bubble :tongue:
I know you're not really Henry, but this thread is identical to the ones he would post all the time before The Event Which We Never Speak Of.

MarySwiss
10-26-2006, 12:00 PM
Isn't the title of this thread a contradiction in terms? :redneck

WizardsofOzzie
10-26-2006, 12:09 PM
I know you're not really Henry, but this thread is identical to the ones he would post all the time before The Event Which We Never Speak Of.
Those threads were always a guilty pleasure of mine :redface:

WizardsofOzzie
10-26-2006, 12:13 PM
Isn't the title of this thread a contradiction in terms? :redneck
Nah, they have thoughts.....just disillusioned ones

DumpJerry
10-26-2006, 12:27 PM
Isn't the title of this thread a contradiction in terms? :redneck
Not at all. They have thoughts all the time:
"I need another Bud."
"I forgot to take my shirt off and it's already the Third Inning."
"That girl is cute. I need some more Bud before I talk to her."
"Why haven't I seen Sammy in a while? Is he hurt?"

MarySwiss
10-26-2006, 12:44 PM
Nah, they have thoughts.....just disillusioned ones

Not at all. They have thoughts all the time:
"I need another Bud."
"I forgot to take my shirt off and it's already the Third Inning."
"That girl is cute. I need some more Bud before I talk to her."
"Why haven't I seen Sammy in a while? Is he hurt?"

Okay, okay; you guys are right. I guess I was referring to "intelligent thoughts." :D:

Baby Fisk
10-26-2006, 12:52 PM
Me: you say the same **** every year
Me: and it dosen't happen, and you sign Jeremy Burnitz instead

That pretty much ends the argument. Well done. :cool:

gobears1987
10-26-2006, 01:10 PM
Those threads were always a guilty pleasure of mine :redface:
I loved "Stupid Cub fans moments." Too bad we never got to 10,000

CLR01
10-26-2006, 01:38 PM
I loved "Stupid Cub fans moments." Too bad we never got to 10,000

That's because Henry doesn't know how to count and kept using the same numbers.