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nysox35
09-19-2006, 02:57 PM
Being a former tennis player, I'm pretty superstitious. I saw someone mention the reverend and I remember his "Call to Order" from July. Well, it worked then and we beat the Tigers.
I'm posting his Call to Order Here. Reverend Soxwon, can you come inspire us once again for Custer's last stand at the Cell tonight? I changed the times to an hour later since the Sox are at home tonight. Go Sox!

"Da Reverands- A call To Order.
A Call To Order!!!

Its time, its time,
Time to end the scorn da Sox have endured
are you all ready?
The soldiers of the White Sox Army !!!

We will rise up Collectively
and shout with our voices
to raise our team, out of its purgatory.

Our boys will travel to the Gates Of Hell
known as Detroit, and storm the field
Like neva before.

With our help
they will Look the Serpent in the Eye
and Scream- Begone Evil Team, Begone!!!!

Our boys of the Black n Silva
will regain their throne.
After subdueing, the Tiggers
With a wrath of Champions.

Unbeknowinst to their Impending Doom
Da Tiggers, with appear cocky and Confident
But once the Destruction begins
They will be reduced to Dust.

The mighty bats of Da southside Hitmen
Will reign upon, the Mota City
And Da Champions
Will prevail, for The baseball World to see.

But this can only be dun
wit your help.
i CALL upon The WSI Brigade
To help Lift, our fallen Comrades

I am speaking to You
EWOKPELTS, BATMAN ZOSO,CHEESES H RICE
DEAD MONEY,HITMEN OF 77
ILSOX 7.

We must all unite on Tuesday
Right before Da game Begins.
I'll also need help from
NONE THE LOAIZA,SANTO=DORF,
THE DUDE,CHISOX GIRL and WHITESOXFAN

Together we will Lift our Team
To an alltime high Plateau
And Reunite OUR warriors

Allso called to order are
ROWAND 33, PAT BOOYAH,and
PALEHOSE 13.
are ya'll ready for DUTY?

Along with The Heavy guns
DAVER,WHITESOXWILKES
WSOXMIKE59,SOXWON,FAR WEST
VOODOOCHILE,HANGAR 18

We must worka Togetha
And after itsa ova
we will raise our glasses
of champaigna.

Once the War is on
iT wont end until
we are the Lone Team Standing.

So im asking all of youa
to help, in this Battle For Leadership
We need you KITTLE 42,TORN LABRUM
STEFF and MARY SWISS

In order for this to work
i need every WSI member
reading this, to go
to your computa's at 6:59 pm
Tuesday night

Bow our Heads in silence
and think of all the good times
The sox have given Ya
channel your EMOTIONS

Den at the Stroke of 7:00 pm
Raise your hands and shout
HALLELUlah: THE WRATH OF THE CHAMPIONS
IS UPON YOU!!!!

Shout it Twice to make Sure
The Baseball Gods Hear Ya
THE WRATH OF THE CHAMPIONS IS UPON YOU!!!
Then Turn on your TV's
And enjoy the Disembowlment
of Detroit.

Dis will only work
If we all Work Togetha
But the end result
will be one for all of us
To CELEBRATA!!!!!!!

Our Boys will hear
da call of da WSIers
and The End of detroit
will begin'a

Da REVERAND is Counting
On everyone who reads
This.

Remember 6:59 CST
TUESDAY night
Den at 7:00 pm
LET THE SHOUTING COMMENCE!!!!
WE must All Be Heard.

DA REVERAND reporting for Duty!!!!"

kittle42
09-19-2006, 02:57 PM
This will certainly right the ship.

CHISOXFAN13
09-19-2006, 02:59 PM
Being a former tennis player, I'm pretty superstitious. I saw someone mention the reverend and I remember his "Call to Order" from July. Well, it worked then and we beat the Tigers.
I'm posting his Call to Order Here. Reverend Soxwon, can you come inspire us once again for Custer's last stand at the Cell tonight? I changed the times to an hour later since the Sox are at home tonight. Go Sox!

"Da Reverands- A call To Order.
A Call To Order!!!

Its time, its time,
Time to end the scorn da Sox have endured
are you all ready?
The soldiers of the White Sox Army !!!

We will rise up Collectively
and shout with our voices
to raise our team, out of its purgatory.

Our boys will travel to the Gates Of Hell
known as Detroit, and storm the field
Like neva before.

With our help
they will Look the Serpent in the Eye
and Scream- Begone Evil Team, Begone!!!!

Our boys of the Black n Silva
will regain their throne.
After subdueing, the Tiggers
With a wrath of Champions.

Unbeknowinst to their Impending Doom
Da Tiggers, with appear cocky and Confident
But once the Destruction begins
They will be reduced to Dust.

The mighty bats of Da southside Hitmen
Will reign upon, the Mota City
And Da Champions
Will prevail, for The baseball World to see.

But this can only be dun
wit your help.
i CALL upon The WSI Brigade
To help Lift, our fallen Comrades

I am speaking to You
EWOKPELTS, BATMAN ZOSO,CHEESES H RICE
DEAD MONEY,HITMEN OF 77
ILSOX 7.

We must all unite on Tuesday
Right before Da game Begins.
I'll also need help from
NONE THE LOAIZA,SANTO=DORF,
THE DUDE,CHISOX GIRL and WHITESOXFAN

Together we will Lift our Team
To an alltime high Plateau
And Reunite OUR warriors

Allso called to order are
ROWAND 33, PAT BOOYAH,and
PALEHOSE 13.
are ya'll ready for DUTY?

Along with The Heavy guns
DAVER,WHITESOXWILKES
WSOXMIKE59,SOXWON,FAR WEST
VOODOOCHILE,HANGAR 18

We must worka Togetha
And after itsa ova
we will raise our glasses
of champaigna.

Once the War is on
iT wont end until
we are the Lone Team Standing.

So im asking all of youa
to help, in this Battle For Leadership
We need you KITTLE 42,TORN LABRUM
STEFF and MARY SWISS

In order for this to work
i need every WSI member
reading this, to go
to your computa's at 5:59 pm
Tuesday night

Bow our Heads in silence
and think of all the good times
The sox have given Ya
channel your EMOTIONS

Den at the Stroke of 6:00 pm
Raise your hands and shout
HALLELUlah: THE WRATH OF THE CHAMPIONS
IS UPON YOU!!!!

Shout it Twice to make Sure
The Baseball Gods Hear Ya
THE WRATH OF THE CHAMPIONS IS UPON YOU!!!
Then Turn on your TV's
And enjoy the Disembowlment
of Detroit.

Dis will only work
If we all Work Togetha
But the end result
will be one for all of us
To CELEBRATA!!!!!!!

Our Boys will hear
da call of da WSIers
and The End of detroit
will begin'a

Da REVERAND is Counting
On everyone who reads
This.

Remember 6:59 CST
TUESDAY night
Den at 7:00 pm
LET THE SHOUTING COMMENCE!!!!
WE must All Be Heard.

DA REVERAND reporting for Duty!!!!"

Da Rev. was here last week before the A's series. Four games later, the Sox are in a lot worse shape. How bout not.

Johnny Mostil
09-19-2006, 03:00 PM
This will certainly right the ship.

Ye of little faith . . .:smile:

nysox35
09-19-2006, 03:03 PM
Da Rev. was here last week before the A's series. Four games later, the Sox are in a lot worse shape. How bout not.

Yeah, but I think given that last time he did this was on a Tuesday and against the Tigers, that it's worth a shot.

CHISOXFAN13
09-19-2006, 03:40 PM
Yeah, but I think given that last time he did this was on a Tuesday and against the Tigers, that it's worth a shot.

http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=78814

The Rev. posted this LAST THURSDAY!

nysox35
09-19-2006, 03:43 PM
http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=78814

The Rev. posted this LAST THURSDAY!

Right, but I'm talking about the one that I posted. It is from a Tuesday game vs. the Tigers. We won that one, so I figured this was worth a shot.

kittle42
09-19-2006, 04:29 PM
Is this all we have left?

nysox35
09-19-2006, 04:37 PM
Is this all we have left?

Yes, but it's a good start.
A win today will go a long way to getting us out of our current funk and coming out to play (& win) again tomorrow.
Then, we'll be pumped for our final homestand, against a very beatable Seattle team.

If MN goes something to the tune of 3-3 on their trip (reasonable to think 1-2 @ Bos and 2-1 @ Balt.), then suddenly, if we go 5-1 against Detroit/Seattle, we're only 2.5 back - right back in this thing.

soxwon
09-19-2006, 07:46 PM
Ok Ok I have been Called.
My divine earsza was a burning.
My fellow soxittes, gather together tonight as one
At za stroke of 7pm, shout loudly
whilest raising your hands to da sky
shout together
"Blessed be the god of all baseball"
WE NEED intervention!!!!"

say it thrice proudly and loudly
as ill pray and ask for the blessings
of sox bats and leather gloves
to be useda as weaponary
against the roar of the Detroita Cat's
ill ask for the strength
of a thousand Mantleittes

so as too help in the destructiona of detroit
and the smelly alewives from that cold city
in minnesota!!!!
So as we may gain some pride and confidence
and hopefully, with a lot of prayer
make it to the promised land.

Ill ask for the golden septer
to be given to the sox veteranz
bishops dye, crede, pierzynski
cardinals konerko, thome and all the other
Soldiers of da Black n Silva
to band as one tonight
just as we as fans will band as one
at the stroke of 7 pm

and we will reign tonight
with a victorious adeau.
so exclaim loudly
"blessed be da god of all baseball"
WE NEED INTERVENTION!!!!!


if we do this together, i hope and believe
as you do- we will be winners
on this cold, fall night
on da southside
in the city of da
2005 world champion
WHITESOX.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

soxwon
09-19-2006, 09:19 PM
this might have helped-we shall see.

October26
09-19-2006, 09:59 PM
prayin' for a miracle on 35th street!

soxwon
09-19-2006, 10:39 PM
well thats twice this has worked, atleast for 0ne game each time
now lets win tommorow.

CHISOXFAN13
09-19-2006, 10:46 PM
well thats twice this has worked, atleast for 0ne game each time
now lets win tommorow.

K. Dub works on Wednesdays, Soxwon on Tuesdays :)

buehrle4cy05
09-19-2006, 11:31 PM
I wasn't mentioned in this thread. I'm offended. **** you.:whiner::whiner::whiner:

:redneck

nysox35
09-19-2006, 11:46 PM
I told you guys this was the way!!!
:smile:

CHISOXFAN13
09-20-2006, 12:45 AM
I told you guys this was the way!!!
:smile:

If we get to the playoffs, I'll take your advice on everything! :D:

ewokpelts
09-20-2006, 01:19 AM
http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=78814

The Rev. posted this LAST THURSDAY!and it was stupid the first time around

Brian26
09-20-2006, 08:00 AM
Is this all we have left?

He even mentioned you in his sermon, along with Hangar and Steff who haven't posted here in six months. How dare you rip on the Rev.

salty99
09-20-2006, 08:59 AM
He even mentioned you in his sermon, along with Hangar and Steff who haven't posted here in six months. How dare you rip on the Rev.

You obviously missed the Hangar love b-day thread!

nysox35
09-20-2006, 12:11 PM
Ok, let's keep this thing going.
Last year, someone made an ALCS Game 2 video highlighting AJ's run to first and Crede's winning hit. The video featured "Winning It All" by The Outfield. The video gave me chills. I had never seen our stadium rocking like it was after that hit and winning run by Ozuna.
For some good luck, I'm posting the lyrics to that song. Let's keep it going Sox!

Im closing up - Im closing in
Couldnt wait for this moment to come
Couldnt wait for this day to begin
Wont be afraid - got so much pride
And Ive never been a loser
And I just cant lose tonight

(chorus)
Winning it all -aint gonna walk away
Giving it all - no matter what you say
Aint gonna fall - dont wanna lose today
Winning it all

This time its right - my time has come
Gonna give everything that Ive got
Till its over and victorys won
No second chance - no giving up
Because no one remembers a loser
And I dont intend to be one

(chorus)

nysox35
09-20-2006, 12:11 PM
Reverend,

Please bless this thread once again. I trust in your ability in this series.

Thanks!

soxwon
09-20-2006, 07:31 PM
Well let us a seea
On da night of da 20th of septembera
da reverand and his chosen flock
of soxittes, will pray togetha
at 7pm in a tribute to owr
champeen team

at 7pm we must all
raise our eyes to da baseball
heavens and proclaim with
much gusto, in our most serious voices
"our sox shall be blessed by
da mightiest of all baseball gods"
"to bring overwheming destruction
to da EVIL Motowners-TONIGHT, TONIGHT, TONIGHT"

make a sure ya say Tonight 3 times
each time stronger in voice.
Den watch as The Soxsiders
reak havoc upon Maglio n Monroe
and all the other sinna's in a tiger uniform.

Thruoghta game have faith
and beetween every inning
say quitely to yoursaelf
"Redemption is coming"

and after we score each time
proclaim "redemption has come to pass"
i need everyone here to do this
even the anti-reverand EWOKPELTS

and united we stand as proud sox fans
fans to da greatest team on earth
and the greatest franchise in baseball
heavens existence.