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soxwon
09-14-2006, 05:55 PM
Testify
By Da Reverand Soxwon


Its Time, Its Time ,time To Testify!!!
Gather Round My Brotha's N Sista's
Of The Black N Silva.
The Days Of Redemptshun
Is Apon Us.

Our Warriors, Will Carry
Their Heavy Bats, And Dominant
Fastballs
To Da City Across Da Bay
To That Stadium Of Decadence
In Oaklanda, Ca

There Dey Will Trample, Ramble
And Thouroughly Humiliate
The West Coast Sinners- Da Evil Green
And Bannish Dem To Baseball Hell

Testify, Testify

Then Starting On Monday, Our Leaders
Of Defensive Leather, And Pumpeling Power
Will De-molish De-troit, Eat Em Up
And Regurgitate-a, Whats Left Of The Tigers

The Kitty Cats Will Cower With Fear
As The Mighty Monster Of Da South Side
Will Rise Up, And Claim Its Throne
As Leaders Of Da Central Divisiona

All Of Baseball- Will Then Take Notice
And Go Screaming Into Da Night
Knowing Damn Well, The Champions
Are Back To Regain Their Gold.

Sox Fans Everywhere Will Once Again
Hold Their Heads Up Proudly
And Reaquire That Swagger
And Play Da Southside Shuffle Loudly

The Tigers Will Go Down
As The Champions Of Choke
And The Smelly Fish From Da Far North
Will Hook Their Own Mouths

And Toss Themselves
Into The White Sox , Closet Of Conquer
Da White Sox Dream Of Da Post Season
Will Truely Come About

Testify- Testify

After Jermaine Fit's Da Battle Of Da Metrodome
And Da Walls Come Tumbling Down!!!!!
Thus Projecting, The Pride Of Chicago
Into The Favorite's Roll, For The Series Prizea

So Praise Da White Sox
All My Brothers And Sisters
Unity And Sox Pride Is Ours
Never Stop Believeing

For The Baseball Gods
Blessing, Will Be Cast Upon
Our Mighty, Boys Of Blast
And The End Result Will Foreva Last

As Da Soxsiders Will, Once Agin
Win It All, And Baseball And Espn
Will Stand Shocked And Aghast
And Chitown Will Relish
In Our O6 Champeenship Win!!!

Testify-testify

TheDarkGundam
09-14-2006, 05:57 PM
Ah, it's been too long Rev.
Testify indeed. :D:

Scottiehaswheels
09-14-2006, 05:59 PM
Soxwon,

Inspired by Jay-Z coming out of retirement?:D:

1951Campbell
09-14-2006, 06:02 PM
http://www.nederpoparchief.nl/bluesbrothers/script_7.jpg
"Do you see the light?"

http://www.nederpoparchief.nl/bluesbrothers/script_8.jpg
"Yes! Yes! Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ, I have seen the light!"

1951Campbell
09-14-2006, 06:03 PM
Soxwon,

Inspired by Jay-Z coming out of retirement?:D:

I don't know about soxwon, but I've got 99 problems but the Sox ain't one!

:)

thomas35forever
09-14-2006, 07:10 PM
I think the team needs to hear this.

Or would that just be putting pressure on them?:?:

chisoxfanatic
09-14-2006, 07:23 PM
Testify!

Keep it going, Reverand!

Brian26
09-14-2006, 07:46 PM
I've got chills after reading that.

ewokpelts
09-14-2006, 07:51 PM
Testify
By Da Reverand Soxwon


Its Time, Its Time ,time To Testify!!!
Gather Round My Brotha's N Sista's
Of The Black N Silva.
The Days Of Redemptshun
Is Apon Us.

Our Warriors, Will Carry
Their Heavy Bats, And Dominant
Fastballs
To Da City Across Da Bay
To That Stadium Of Decadence
In Oaklanda, Ca

There Dey Will Trample, Ramble
And Thouroughly Humiliate
The West Coast Sinners- Da Evil Green
And Bannish Dem To Baseball Hell

Testify, Testify

Then Starting On Monday, Our Leaders
Of Defensive Leather, And Pumpeling Power
Will De-molish De-troit, Eat Em Up
And Regurgitate-a, Whats Left Of The Tigers

The Kitty Cats Will Cower With Fear
As The Mighty Monster Of Da South Side
Will Rise Up, And Claim Its Throne
As Leaders Of Da Central Divisiona

All Of Baseball- Will Then Take Notice
And Go Screaming Into Da Night
Knowing Damn Well, The Champions
Are Back To Regain Their Gold.

Sox Fans Everywhere Will Once Again
Hold Their Heads Up Proudly
And Reaquire That Swagger
And Play Da Southside Shuffle Loudly

The Tigers Will Go Down
As The Champions Of Choke
And The Smelly Fish From Da Far North
Will Hook Their Own Mouths

And Toss Themselves
Into The White Sox , Closet Of Conquer
Da White Sox Dream Of Da Post Season
Will Truely Come About

Testify- Testify

After Jermaine Fit's Da Battle Of Da Metrodome
And Da Walls Come Tumbling Down!!!!!
Thus Projecting, The Pride Of Chicago
Into The Favorite's Roll, For The Series Prizea

So Praise Da White Sox
All My Brothers And Sisters
Unity And Sox Pride Is Ours
Never Stop Believeing

For The Baseball Gods
Blessing, Will Be Cast Upon
Our Mighty, Boys Of Blast
And The End Result Will Foreva Last

As Da Soxsiders Will, Once Agin
Win It All, And Baseball And Espn
Will Stand Shocked And Aghast
And Chitown Will Relish
In Our O6 Champeenship Win!!!

Testify-testifywow...this coming from the guy who tell sus to suck it up and give jerry more money.....
this rev crap is pretty moronic

and isnt this kinda racist?

kevingrt
09-14-2006, 08:05 PM
AMEN to that.

gbergman
09-14-2006, 08:38 PM
wow...this coming from the guy who tell sus to suck it up and give jerry more money.....
this rev crap is pretty moronic

and isnt this kinda racist?

Racist? What are you talking about? If you don't like it don't read it.

chisoxfanatic
09-14-2006, 08:45 PM
wow...this coming from the guy who tell sus to suck it up and give jerry more money.....
this rev crap is pretty moronic

and isnt this kinda racist?

Woa! This is the first negative words I'm seeing towards DA REVERAND. Tons of us here like his work.

How is it racist? I get tired of hearing the "racism" card played in unapplicable contexts.

soxwon
09-14-2006, 09:04 PM
Thanks for da kind words
the baseball gods-Forgive those that dont understand.

MarySwiss
09-14-2006, 09:09 PM
Woa! This is the first negative words I'm seeing towards DA REVERAND. Tons of us here like his work.

How is it racist? I get tired of hearing the "racism" card played in unapplicable contexts.
I'm kind of curious about that too. When I read it, I pictured Robert Mitchum as the preacher from "Night of the Hunter" delivering one of his sermons.

jenn2080
09-14-2006, 09:52 PM
Que Racist What?!?!?

Testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly

LuvSox
09-14-2006, 10:00 PM
isnt this kinda racist?


:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

ewokpelts
09-14-2006, 10:19 PM
made to sound like a old black preacher...if it aint racist, it sure is a stereotype....

and...do we REALLY need a long ass sermon on a sox fan site...

dosent "just win baby!" cut the mustard?

buehrle4cy05
09-14-2006, 11:17 PM
I love the Rev.:bandance::bandance::bandance:

BadBobbyJenks
09-15-2006, 12:17 AM
made to sound like a old black preacher...if it aint racist, it sure is a stereotype....

and...do we REALLY need a long ass sermon on a sox fan site...

dosent "just win baby!" cut the mustard?



get the **** out of the rev thread then, most of us love these rants.



Isnt this racist:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

0o0o0
09-15-2006, 09:11 AM
and...do we REALLY need a long ass sermon on a sox fan site...

dosent "just win baby!" cut the mustard?

Yes, that would have been a much more interesting thread to read. :rolleyes:

my5thbench
09-15-2006, 01:56 PM
testify indeed.Amen

ewokpelts
09-15-2006, 04:58 PM
Yes, that would have been a much more interesting thread to read. :rolleyes:you forgot your teal....