ode to veeck
07-30-2001, 02:44 PM
leave town quietly
sleep with the fishes
quit
wear cement shoes in the channel off goose island
fake an ailment that forces immediate retirement
wear antlers, brown leather, and hang out in woods by daver's house
go postal, call a meeting with JR, KW, and then wipe them out with an assault rifle before killing yourself
demote yourself to back-up pitching coach
get your line-up writing fingers broken in several places
get traded back to the giants with alan embree for three little league players to be named later
wear wild boar disguise and hang out in the woods by ted nugent's house
throw yourself on the pavement at addison & sheffield moments after the strohs eliminate the flubs with 2 out bottom of the ninth grand slam by a pitcher
tie yourself up and let a young goose gossage throw a 1000 fastballs at you after you insulted his mother ... and let royce try to protect you with his bat
probably lots more where these came from ...
:firejerry
sleep with the fishes
quit
wear cement shoes in the channel off goose island
fake an ailment that forces immediate retirement
wear antlers, brown leather, and hang out in woods by daver's house
go postal, call a meeting with JR, KW, and then wipe them out with an assault rifle before killing yourself
demote yourself to back-up pitching coach
get your line-up writing fingers broken in several places
get traded back to the giants with alan embree for three little league players to be named later
wear wild boar disguise and hang out in the woods by ted nugent's house
throw yourself on the pavement at addison & sheffield moments after the strohs eliminate the flubs with 2 out bottom of the ninth grand slam by a pitcher
tie yourself up and let a young goose gossage throw a 1000 fastballs at you after you insulted his mother ... and let royce try to protect you with his bat
probably lots more where these came from ...
:firejerry