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ode to veeck
07-30-2001, 02:44 PM
leave town quietly

sleep with the fishes

quit

wear cement shoes in the channel off goose island

fake an ailment that forces immediate retirement

wear antlers, brown leather, and hang out in woods by daver's house

go postal, call a meeting with JR, KW, and then wipe them out with an assault rifle before killing yourself

demote yourself to back-up pitching coach

get your line-up writing fingers broken in several places

get traded back to the giants with alan embree for three little league players to be named later

wear wild boar disguise and hang out in the woods by ted nugent's house

throw yourself on the pavement at addison & sheffield moments after the strohs eliminate the flubs with 2 out bottom of the ninth grand slam by a pitcher

tie yourself up and let a young goose gossage throw a 1000 fastballs at you after you insulted his mother ... and let royce try to protect you with his bat

probably lots more where these came from ...

:firejerry

Tragg
07-30-2001, 02:45 PM
"wear antlers, brown leather, and hang out in woods by daver's house "

We don't need him for a wall ornament!

You're too brutal. Let's see how things work out.

FarWestChicago
07-30-2001, 02:47 PM
wear antlers, brown leather, and hang out in woods by daver's house

LOL!! That would certainly get the job done.

Daver
07-30-2001, 04:48 PM
Why do I get the feeling that I'm being picked on?

Do you have any idea what happened to the last person that picked on me?

FarWestChicago
07-30-2001, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by daver
Why do I get the feeling that I'm being picked on?

Do you have any idea what happened to the last person that picked on me?

Hell no, you're being complimented,

Daver
07-30-2001, 04:53 PM
Geez I was kidding FWC,but I like the I like the idea running him by Nuge's house better,Ted's wife would shoot him.

ode to veeck
07-30-2001, 04:58 PM
absolutely intended as complimentary, to one with the forsight and ability to do the right thing

not really intended as the "end it all for jerry" option there; I'd be just as happy if Jerry quit or was fired etc

seriousness aside, why shouldn't white sox owners & mgmt be just like vermin? the only limit on coyotes here in CA is how many you can kill

i keep forgeting the mantra:

:firejerry

Soxboyrob
07-30-2001, 05:21 PM
:kermit

Hey Jerry, Kermy has a little something for you. Put this on your "should be" list.

Sorry guys, but I just couldn't resist the opportunity to use this clip in a post. Gotta love this board.

Jerry_Manuel
07-30-2001, 05:56 PM
:jerry
You will have to put me in a body bag to get me off this team.

Daver
07-30-2001, 06:00 PM
:KW

"Hey Jerry Guido the mortician,I mean tailor,is here to take your measurements."

Jerry_Manuel
07-30-2001, 06:04 PM
"Hey Jerry Guido the mortician,I mean tailor,is here to take your measurements."


:jerry
Hey that's great news, I have been meaning to get these damn pants fixed. They are to long for a guy of my height.