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credefan24
07-25-2006, 11:03 PM
Oh when will it end, this curren losing streak?
Our once mammoth hitters, look pretty meak.

Runners on base, and less than two outs,
Please oh please don't mess this up, the fans all shout.
That freakin' Cuddyer, and some scrub who I don't know,
turn the Cell into the Minnesota Twins road show.

Lets salvage a win, and start winning some games,
Because c'mon lets face it, Detroit is so lame.
Tommorow it's Buehrle, lets turn it around, oh man,
How I wish for a run, that doesn't come from a slam.

Mohoney
07-25-2006, 11:12 PM
Though we've lost again, and woe may be me,
This is the LAST thing I needed to see.
I believe it may be my unwarranted luck
To post in this thread, which verily doth SUCK!

lumpyspun
07-25-2006, 11:16 PM
I agree with the first guy, that this team is rough,
I pay way too much to watch losing on MLB extra innings, enough is enough.
I am not yet worried there are still lots of games to play,
But if we don't turn it around soon we will be a third place team similar to a Toronto Blue Jay.

slobes
07-25-2006, 11:25 PM
We seem to think we'll only score off of a homer,
To call us a contender could be a misnomer.
My faith in the White Sox I have often avowed,
but it's getting really tough not to be a Dark Cloud.

eriqjaffe
07-26-2006, 09:23 AM
...and now, a haiku!

Not moving runners
Clutch hitting has vanished
Javier Vazquez stinks

Minnie Me
07-26-2006, 10:07 AM
GRINDER BALLING 06

Grinder balling halt
Mojo he gone to lunch
Bandstand riders drinking
in the full house

Gurus thinking deep
Solutions can appear
Bandstand riders drinking
in the full house

Grinder balling halt
Mojo he gone this year
Bandstand riders drinking
leaving behind the house

copywrite: Minne Me

miker
07-26-2006, 06:57 PM
Hickory, dickory, dock,
These Sox have lost their "sock"...

Sorry, that's all I have...and it really wasn't that good anyway. :(:

voodoochile
07-26-2006, 07:05 PM
...and now, a haiku!

Not moving runners
Clutch hitting has vanished
Javier Vazquez stinks

I'm pretty sure that last line has six syllables
I'm tired of fans whining about the Sox being killable
I really don't feel any agony or fear
I haven't felt any since sometime last year

I think that the Sox will soon turn it on
And all of these dark clouds will vanish... poof... gone
The final 2 months of this great season
Will give all the Sox fans one more big reason

To say with great pride while hoisting a beer
"To the world champion White Sox, everyone CHEERS!"
By then this weak thread will have faded away
A forgotten relic long lost to decay...

The Dude
07-26-2006, 07:15 PM
I'm pretty sure that last line has six syllables
I'm tired of fans whining about the Sox being killable
I really don't feel any agony or fear
I haven't felt any since sometime last year

I think that the Sox will soon turn it on
And all of these dark clouds will vanish... poof... gone
The final 2 months of this great season
Will give all the Sox fans one more big reason

To say with great pride while hoisting a beer
"To the world champion White Sox, everyone CHEERS!"
By then this weak thread will have faded away
A forgotten relic long lost to decay...

The Twinkies have swept our Sox today
Thank the scheduling gods I worked all day.

I think there will be a quick end to this losing streak
This post by Voodoo is definitely post of the week!

:cheers:

peeonwrigley
07-26-2006, 07:19 PM
I hope Voodoo is right.

The end.

credefan24
07-26-2006, 07:50 PM
I appologize if you think, the words in this thread are weak,
It's just my way of dealing, with this team's current streak.

I'll never give up, I'll root for them very loud,
But please don't say, that I'm a dark cloud.

I'm just trying to add, some humor to this board,
I'm sorry of these words, have struck the wrong chord.

I hope voodoo's right, in a week this will be moot,
And it will give all of us, more of a reason to root.
With Crede, Jenks, and this new kid in the pen,
There is no need for all of us, to cackle like hens!

As for now I'll take some time off, and take a day dream,
Ah, who am I kidding, I'll drown my sorrys in some Jim Beam!


Lets go you sox! Regroup tomorrow, kick some butt on Friday!

voodoochile
07-26-2006, 08:10 PM
I appologize if you think, the words in this thread are weak,
It's just my way of dealing, with this team's current streak.

I'll never give up, I'll root for them very loud,
But please don't say, that I'm a dark cloud.

I'm just trying to add, some humor to this board,
I'm sorry of these words, have struck the wrong chord.

I hope voodoo's right, in a week this will be moot,
And it will give all of us, more of a reason to root.
With Crede, Jenks, and this new kid in the pen,
There is no need for all of us, to cackle like hens!

As for now I'll take some time off, and take a day dream,
Ah, who am I kidding, I'll drown my sorrys in some Jim Beam!


Lets go you sox! Regroup tomorrow, kick some butt on Friday!

I really don't think that you're a dark cloud
But, there's plenty of others whining out loud
I truly don't think that those fans understand
They really believe that their bile is so grand

Believing themselves to see the one truth
and the rest of us are deluded old fools
The constant torrent of hate fear and piss
Is their true idea of eternal bliss

For me their noise is just so much bluster
As if fear is all they can muster
But the thunder they belch isn't worth one small mound
of the dog**** that's left by Daver's hounds...

BeviBall!
07-26-2006, 09:10 PM
Time for the guitar solo:

http://www.guitarchina.com/yngwie/pic/photo/Yngwie-Hames.jpg

Chisox003
07-26-2006, 09:18 PM
Sure we've played like absolute ****
And it's starting to get under our skin
So I don't really care who it comes against
I just want a ****ing win!!

Or

Dark clouds, another loss
Step to the ledge without thinking
WSI is up for grabs
Yup, the ship is sinking

ChiSox80
07-26-2006, 09:27 PM
Our once mammoth hitters, look pretty meak.


http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/meak

meak
\Meak\, n. [Cf. AS. m[=e]ce sword, OS. m[=a]ki, Icel. m[ae]kir.] A hook with a long handle.

I disagree.

EdHerman12
07-27-2006, 08:45 AM
Man somewhere in the world Eric Soderholm is feeling very proud of you guys!

GO SOX!

palehozenychicty
07-27-2006, 08:48 AM
I'm pretty sure that last line has six syllables
I'm tired of fans whining about the Sox being killable
I really don't feel any agony or fear
I haven't felt any since sometime last year

I think that the Sox will soon turn it on
And all of these dark clouds will vanish... poof... gone
The final 2 months of this great season
Will give all the Sox fans one more big reason

To say with great pride while hoisting a beer
"To the world champion White Sox, everyone CHEERS!"
By then this weak thread will have faded away
A forgotten relic long lost to decay...

Another voice of reason. Thank you for it. The team can do this. We will get this done!