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1917
07-25-2006, 02:17 PM
It's Javys B-Day...I hear DC has some great bars to celebrate at...

digdagdug23
07-25-2006, 02:18 PM
It's Javys B-Day...I hear DC has some great bars to celebrate at...

I am giving Javier .50 cents for his birthday. He can use it to buy a clue.

Deuce
07-25-2006, 02:22 PM
Happy Birthday, Javy... now quit sucking.

jenn2080
07-25-2006, 02:30 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY VAZQUEZ I HOPE THEY PACK YOUR BAGS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY :angry:

oeo
07-25-2006, 02:34 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY VAZQUEZ I HOPE THEY PACK YOUR BAGS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY :angry:

I'll bookmark this post for future reference.

soxchick20
07-25-2006, 02:34 PM
Happy Birthday Javi!!! Its Time For Kenny To Blow Out Your Candles. See Ya Around.

QCIASOXFAN
07-25-2006, 02:36 PM
Oh wow, Happy B-Day Javy.:puking: :puking:

digdagdug23
07-25-2006, 02:38 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY VAZQUEZ I HOPE THEY PACK YOUR BAGS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY :angry:

I think we could handle that duty, Jenn. "Happy Birthday, here's your suitcase!!!"

:happybday

http://image.bizrate.com/resize?sq=160&uid=457573741

jenn2080
07-25-2006, 02:39 PM
I'll bookmark this post for future reference.


we may want to save the whole thread. i dont think people are giving him the best bday wishes.

BeviBall!
07-25-2006, 02:39 PM
It's been all downhill since his 6th birthday.

jenn2080
07-25-2006, 02:41 PM
It's been all downhill since his 6th birthday.


:roflmao::rolling::rolling::gulp:

Jerko
07-25-2006, 02:47 PM
Twins birthday spanked him a day early.

Chicken Dinner
07-25-2006, 02:49 PM
:vazquez:
What's there to be happy about. Everybody hates me!

cleanwsox
07-25-2006, 02:51 PM
I don't know, I think he grew up a little yesterday... wait, nope just another year older.

digdagdug23
07-25-2006, 02:51 PM
Happy Birthday Javi!!! Its Time For Kenny To Blow Out Your Candles. See Ya Around.

Okay, totally :offtopic: but WHY do you keep capitalizing the first letter to each word? You do realize that Kittle is going to have a cow, right? :D:

Deuce
07-25-2006, 02:52 PM
:vazquez:
What's there to be happy about. Everybody hates me!We don't hate you. We just don't have any faith in you. There is a difference. :redneck

jenn2080
07-25-2006, 02:55 PM
We don't hate you. We just don't have any faith in you. There is a difference. :redneck

nor want you

CommanderPudge72
07-25-2006, 04:05 PM
nor want you

Darn that's cold....but I gotta admit...true.

Jenn has my proxy on all things regarding Javy...

she speaketh the trutheth...go on girl

StatHead21
07-25-2006, 04:07 PM
I think Vazquez may be the most hated White Sox player in recent memory. He's giving Billy Koch and Rick White a run for their money.

Chicken Dinner
07-25-2006, 04:31 PM
I think Vazquez may be the most hated White Sox player in recent memory. He's giving Billy Koch and Rick White a run for their money.

Now that's cold. It's not his fault the manager leaves him out there too long. If the broadcasters have scouting reports on Javy, shouldn't Coop and Ozzie?

RadioheadRocks
07-25-2006, 04:31 PM
Maybe he'll get together with Jamie Navarro and go bowling to celebrate. :roflmao: :rolling: :roflmao: :rolling: :roflmao: :rolling:

soxinem1
07-25-2006, 04:32 PM
I think Vazquez may be the most hated White Sox player in recent memory. He's giving Billy Koch and Rick White a run for their money.

And Jaime Navarro!!

Maybe for his Birthday wish they could trade him closer to home, like Tampa........

LuvSox
07-25-2006, 04:33 PM
I am giving Javier .50 cents for his birthday. He can use it to buy a clue.

Nice 6th grade jab.

credefan24
07-25-2006, 04:36 PM
The pitching has lagged, who would have thought this could happen,
But when did Javy Vasquez, begin to look like Tom Glavine?!

RadioheadRocks
07-25-2006, 04:36 PM
I am giving Javier .50 cents for his birthday. He can use it to buy a clue.

I'm giving him a quarter so he can call someone who CARES.

nysox35
07-25-2006, 04:41 PM
The pitching has lagged, who would have thought this could happen,
But when did Javy Vasquez, begin to look like Tom Glavine?!

Crede fan, your poems are laugh out loud funny,
Arizona, thank you for giving us some of Javy's money,
Being in NY Sucks, I get no WGN, Comcast or WCIU,
If Pitchers had QB ratings, Javy's would be roughly 43.2.

credefan24
07-25-2006, 04:45 PM
Crede fan, your poems are laugh out loud funny,
Arizona, thank you for giving us some of Javy's money,
Being in NY Sucks, I get no WGN, Comcast or WCIU,
If Pitchers had QB ratings, Javy's would be roughly 43.2.

Thanks for the compliment.

Yours aren't so bad either!!!

It helps to ease the tension of the current "slump" or whatever we want to style it.

nasox
07-25-2006, 05:00 PM
nor want you

Speak for yourself. Crazy on the ledge Sox fans. :rolleyes:

Mr. White Sox
07-25-2006, 05:02 PM
:vazquez:
"guys, seriously, it's not cool to make fun of me! STOP!"

:vazquez:
*gives up grand slam*

:vazquez:
"DAMMIT YOU MADE ME DO IT AGAIN!"



EDIT: happy birthday!

RadioheadRocks
07-25-2006, 05:11 PM
:vazquez:
"guys, seriously, it's not cool to make fun of me! STOP!"

:vazquez:
*gives up grand slam*

:vazquez:
"DAMMIT YOU MADE ME DO IT AGAIN!"



EDIT: happy birthday!


How about a song for the Birthday Boy?

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00004SCX6.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B00004SCX6/ref=dp_image_0/002-2676940-0694405?ie=UTF8&n=5174&s=music)

"Oops I did it again... I gave up the game... in the sixth inning..."

1951Campbell
07-25-2006, 05:14 PM
:vazquez:
"I used my wish to wish for command and control in the 6th and beyond, there, are you happy?"

russ99
07-25-2006, 05:23 PM
Wow. Jaime Navarro? That's cold.

Vasquez actually has talent, where Navarro never did. Give the guy a break - it's his birthday. :angry:

Happy Birthday Javy, why don't you give us all a 3-hit shutout next time out as a present.

0o0o0
07-25-2006, 05:27 PM
Happy Birthday Javy, why don't you give us all a 3-hit shutout next time out as a present.

You know you're having a bad birthday when you have to give other people presents. :tongue:

jenn2080
07-25-2006, 05:45 PM
Darn that's cold....but I gotta admit...true.

Jenn has my proxy on all things regarding Javy...

she speaketh the trutheth...go on girl


thank you thank you i will be here until 6:D: i want my team to win more then anything and am trying to be as optimistic as possible....but Javy CYA

Mr. White Sox
07-25-2006, 05:47 PM
thank you thank you i will be here until 6:D: i want my team to win more then anything and am trying to be as optimistic as possible....but Javy CYA

What's going to happen after six? Are you going to explode?

jenn2080
07-25-2006, 05:47 PM
Speak for yourself. Crazy on the ledge Sox fans. :rolleyes:

Im not on the ledge I just dont like the guy. Everyone else is fine in my book.

StatHead21
07-25-2006, 06:09 PM
We don't hate you. We just don't have any faith in you. There is a difference. :redneck

No, he's hated.

jenn2080
07-25-2006, 06:09 PM
What's going to happen after six? Are you going to explode?

leaving for the game at 6

Mr. White Sox
07-25-2006, 06:36 PM
leaving for the game at 6

mmhmm...hopefully you got my veiled Javy reference there.

ChetChat
07-25-2006, 06:42 PM
It could be worse. Sunday could have been his birthday... We all remember how Freddy pitched the day after his birthday... UGLY!:whiner:

cheezheadsoxfan
07-25-2006, 06:52 PM
:vazquez:
"I used my wish to wish for command and control in the 6th and beyond, there, are you happy?"

I'm close. Born and raised in Chicago, lifelong Sox & Packer fan. My Dad was a Chicago Cardinals fan who hated Halas. He switched to the Packers after the Cardinals left town.

CommanderPudge72
07-25-2006, 07:01 PM
thank you thank you i will be here until 6:D: i want my team to win more then anything and am trying to be as optimistic as possible....but Javy CYA

No problem....as a life long Sox fan I want them to win as well, but it is silly to deny the truth....

They called us mad last week, during the Detroit game. I think yesterday just proved our point (although, I would be happy to be wrong and would freely admit so).

Mad are we????....you'll see, you'll all see...:tongue:


Anyway, as I said, you have my support on all things Javy....:thumbsup:

Good luck at the game....I get to hold down the fort in the burbs for this one. Bring us back a winner, all eyes look to you for the salvation of the season....no pressure:gulp:

TheDarkGundam
07-25-2006, 07:03 PM
mmhmm...hopefully you got my veiled Javy reference there.
Oh wait...I just got it.
Nicely done. :D:

jongarlandlover
07-25-2006, 11:18 PM
How about a song for the Birthday Boy?

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00004SCX6.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B00004SCX6/ref=dp_image_0/002-2676940-0694405?ie=UTF8&n=5174&s=music)

"Oops I did it again... I gave up the game... in the sixth inning..."

haha. :tongue:

Chips
07-26-2006, 02:08 AM
:happybday :cheers:

Happy Birthday, Buddy.

CWSpalehoseCWS
07-26-2006, 02:41 AM
:vazquez:
"I used my wish to wish for command and control in the 6th and beyond, there, are you happy?"

Why did you tell us your wish. Now it will never come true! :whiner: