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Bill Naharodny
07-20-2006, 03:22 PM
I'll start.

Chris Widger is to backup catching as Cliff Politte is to relief pitching.

oscars gamble
07-20-2006, 03:47 PM
White Sox to the sac bunt as Superman is to Kryptonite

QCIASOXFAN
07-20-2006, 04:01 PM
White Sox to the sac bunt as Superman is to Kryptonite:rolling: It is that bad lately.

DaleJRFan
07-20-2006, 04:03 PM
How about...

Jim Thome is to last 20 at-bats as Jason Bay was to 2005 home run derby.

TheDarkGundam
07-20-2006, 04:05 PM
You guys are all downers. :tongue:
How about:
Bobby Jenks is to closing as Chuck Norris is to roundhouse kicking.

Chips
07-20-2006, 04:05 PM
What Brian Anderson is to hitting in July, Jimmie Johnson is to racing at Charlotte.

DaleJRFan
07-20-2006, 04:07 PM
What Brian Anderson is to hitting in July, Jimmie Johnson is to racing at Charlotte.

If that's the case, then Brian Anderson must be on steroids, HGH, amphetamines, while using a corked bat.

Dan Mega
07-20-2006, 04:13 PM
What Crede/Uribe/Iguchi are to baseball defense, the Steel Curtain is to NFL defense. Did that sound right?

Chips
07-20-2006, 04:18 PM
If that's the case, then Brian Anderson must be on steroids, HGH, amphetamines, while using a corked bat.

:rolleyes:

What Anderson is to centerfield, Budweiser is to beer.

oscars gamble
07-20-2006, 04:23 PM
Hate to be a downer but

Mackowiak is to centerfield as Konerko is to the 100 yard dash

the gooch
07-20-2006, 05:14 PM
Bud Selig is to a good commissioner as Ozzie is to a vow of silence.

AnkleSox
07-20-2006, 05:15 PM
Detroit is to America what the bunghole is to the body.

BeviBall!
07-20-2006, 05:19 PM
Ross Gload is to the White Sox as Francis Lewis was to the Declaration of Independence.

GarlandFan21
07-20-2006, 05:21 PM
You guys are all downers. :tongue:
How about:
Bobby Jenks is to closing as Chuck Norris is to roundhouse kicking.

:D: nice one!

Corlose 15
07-20-2006, 05:48 PM
:rolleyes:

What Anderson is to centerfield, Budweiser is to beer.

But Anderson is a good centerfielder!:D:

soxfanatlanta
07-20-2006, 05:52 PM
The Sox coming stretch run is to what Floyd Landis did today in the Tour.

http://away.com/images/outside/200507/floyd-landis.jpg
"Don't bother looking back, you'll see me soon enough."

CLR01
07-20-2006, 05:55 PM
This thread is to WSI what poop is to ice cream.

StatHead21
07-20-2006, 05:56 PM
Ross Gload is to the White Sox as Francis Lewis was to the Declaration of Independence.

What has Ross Gload done, besides hit .295 in limited ABs?

BeviBall!
07-20-2006, 06:14 PM
What has Ross Gload done, besides hit .295 in limited ABs?
To be honest, I have no idea who Francis Lewis is or what he did. I just picked one of the 56.

markopat
07-20-2006, 07:50 PM
must be on steroids, HGH, amphetamines, while using a corked bat.

What this quote is to :nandrolone

HawkDJ
07-20-2006, 07:52 PM
The Tigers are attacking the Sox like snakes attack a plane. Luckily we know that Sam Jackson tasers their ass in the end.

soxinem1
07-20-2006, 08:07 PM
Diaherrea is to your favorite dress pants as Jaime Navarro is to a pitching staff!!

CaptainBallz
07-20-2006, 08:16 PM
The Tigers are attacking the Sox like snakes attack a plane. Luckily we know that Sam Jackson tasers their ass in the end.

Great! THere goes my weekend! :angry: :whiner:

HawkDJ
07-20-2006, 08:29 PM
Great! THere goes my weekend! :angry: :whiner:
On a side note, it has occured to me that snakes do not infact have an ass.

NoShoesJoe
07-20-2006, 09:38 PM
This losing streak is to my psyche as Mexican food is to my stomach

Mohoney
07-21-2006, 08:09 AM
Chris Widger is to backup catching what Homefish is to cockeyed optimism.

0o0o0
07-21-2006, 08:11 AM
What has Ross Gload done, besides hit .295 in limited ABs?

He swatted at a bug that was in his face at the end of the game yesterday. I know you saw it. :redneck

IlliniSox4Life
07-21-2006, 10:56 AM
First of all, if youre going to do this, you should do it SAT style:

IlliniSox4Life : WSI :: Jesus : Christians


And secondly

:threadsucks