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thecip
07-18-2006, 09:17 PM
Greetings! It is I, Bizzaro Ozzie, taking a break from my conversational French classes, musing on the state of Chicago’s own, the World Champion Bizzaro White Sox.

Defending a World Series championship is hard work. Despite complete lack of saviness, General Manager Bizzaro Ken Williams acquired Bizzaro Jim Thome for clubhouse goon Bizzaro Aaron Rowand. Unfortunately, the team’s offensive production really hasn’t recovered after Bizzaro Thome broke his elbow in the third week of play, sidelining him for the rest of the season. So, in hindsight, it was a bad idea trading Bizzaro Frank Thomas to the Bizzaro A’s (who rely on scouting more than statistical analysis). A small upside of Bizzaro Thome injury is that he is no longer in the clubhouse; his reputation as a ‘clubhouse cancer’ certainly isn’t understated.

Offsetting our total lack off offence, our pitching has really picked up the slack, with surprising all-stars Bizzaro Javier Vazquez and Bizzaro Freddy Garcia and nearly unhittable setup man Bizzaro Cliff Polite. Replacing pitcher Bizzaro ‘Skinny’ Bobby Jenks last year, Flamethrower Bizzaro Shingo Takatsu has proved last year’s season was not a fluke by amassing a huge amount of strikeouts, becoming one of the top three closers in the game.

As a manager, it always brings a tear to my eye seeing the cheers our catcher Bizzaro A.J. Pierzynski receives on the road. It is a pleasure to work with such fine man, even if he moonlights as a professional polo player during the off season. Being such a popular player, some opponents let their love and respect for Bizzaro A.J. carry on to an extreme. For instance, it was uncomfortable seeing adoration for Bizzaro A.J. manifesting itself in a kiss from Bizzaro Cubs catcher Bizzaro Michael Barrett. Some things should be left off the field and stay in the clubhouse.

Bizzaro Rookie Brian Anderson astounding .355 average offsets his lackluster defensive play.

The team was hit pretty hard recently when Bizzaro Jermaine Dye decided to leave the Sox and play sidekick to Bizzaro Conan O'Brien. He will be missed. Loosing Bizzaro Dye reminds me of last year when Bizzaro Carl Everett took a leave of absence, excavating the remains of Brontosaurs in Montana and his subsequent one-man-show teaching children about Darwin and evolution.

I enjoy Bizzaro Jay Mariotti’s columns very, very much. His prose harkens back to sports journalists of yore and is among the manliest of men. We remain the best of friends despite his constant praise.

I’m very excited about the rest of the season though I am unsure of our chance in returning to the Bizzaro playoffs. Well fans, I better get back to class. Later tonight, Bizzaro Buck Showalter and I are going to the Art Museum then getting pedicures.

Go Bizzaro Sox!

Bizzaro Ozzie
Manager, Bizzaro White Sox

QCIASOXFAN
07-18-2006, 09:20 PM
:?: That was pretty weird and not very funny.

Dan Mega
07-18-2006, 09:22 PM
:?::?:ummmmm...ok?

zmz723
07-18-2006, 09:22 PM
:?: ***???

LuvSox
07-18-2006, 09:25 PM
:threadsucks

nedlug
07-18-2006, 09:26 PM
:?: I'll make it four replies in a row with that face to start...

Soxfanspcu11
07-18-2006, 09:28 PM
:?:


5.

We should see how many we can get.

soxwon
07-18-2006, 09:29 PM
Was that Former Sox Pitcher
Juan Bizarro

thecip
07-18-2006, 09:34 PM
I was attempting to do the bizzaro thing from Superman, opposites.

Oh well...back to the drawing board.

thecip
07-18-2006, 09:36 PM
:threadsucks

Man. I was hoping not to get that.

To WSI, I apologize for my stupidity.

LuvSox
07-18-2006, 09:37 PM
Man. I was hoping not to get that.

To WSI, I apologize for my stupidity.

You don't suck, the thread does.

IlliniSox4Life
07-18-2006, 09:46 PM
that was bizzare...

thecip
07-18-2006, 09:47 PM
You don't suck, the thread does.

I started it. It is my fault.

house215
07-18-2006, 09:49 PM
:threadrules:Man. I was hoping not to get that.

To WSI, I apologize for my stupidity.

NoShoesJoe
07-18-2006, 09:53 PM
Man. I was hoping not to get that.

To WSI, I apologize for my stupidity.

I was seriously going to recommend laying off the :gulp:

MadetoOrta
07-18-2006, 10:45 PM
:?: :?: Uh..... OK.. Uh..... too many of these?:gulp:

Palehose13
07-18-2006, 10:48 PM
Man. I was hoping not to get that.

To WSI, I apologize for my stupidity.

I see that you put a lot of work into it and tried really hard. I appreciate the effort. However, I am sending you to the school psychologist for testing. :wink:

oscars gamble
07-18-2006, 10:50 PM
:threadrules:

Is this a bizzaro response?

soxfanreggie
07-18-2006, 10:54 PM
CIP...

I think WSI members can forgive you. After all, you are a Sox fan. Just remmeber if you're out with WSI members to spring for some :gulp: for the vets here.

TornLabrum
07-18-2006, 10:55 PM
CIP...

I think WSI members can forgive you. After all, you are a Sox fan. Just remmeber if you're out with WSI members to spring for some :gulp: for the vets here.

Because if you don't, you'll find out exactly what a swirly is.

SOXfnNlansing
07-18-2006, 11:02 PM
:threadsucks

CaptainBallz
07-18-2006, 11:27 PM
Man. I was hoping not to get that.

To WSI, I apologize for my stupidity.

Well, on the bright side this thread hasn't "blown" yet...

TheDarkGundam
07-18-2006, 11:57 PM
Here's one for my longtime fans. :redneck
---------------------------
Note from Bizzaro Gundam:
So I was driving my Mustang today (wearing my Michael Barret jersey), thinking about how much better Playstation 3 is than Xbox 360, and how Snakes on a Plane will totally suck, when this loser pulls up next to me in his Camaro (lol, what a hillbilly) BLASTING that ****ty Journey song (you know the one, Doooon't stop beliiieeeving :rolleyes:). It totally reminded me of how much I hate webcomics about baseball teams as pirates, and how Transformers are super lame. So anyway, I cranked up my "Greatest Hits of the 80's" CD (I totally love the 80's), and yelled "SOX SUCK!".
I think I made him cry.
WOOOO GO CUBS!
---------------------------
Meh, this thread's not so bad. :tongue:

buehrle4cy05
07-19-2006, 12:18 AM
My head hurts.

BadBobbyJenks
07-19-2006, 12:33 AM
Well, on the bright side this thread hasn't "blown" yet...


:threadblows: [

gbergman
07-19-2006, 02:18 AM
what the hell was that:kukoo:

mccoydp
07-19-2006, 07:33 AM
:gulp: + posting can be hazardous to your health.

nedlug
07-19-2006, 08:04 AM
that was bizzare.......o?

DumpJerry
07-19-2006, 08:20 AM
You joined in June 2005 and only has 12 posts or so before this thread? Were you in the hospital in a coma last Sept-Oct?

Anyway, don't quit your day job.

JohnBasedowYoda
07-19-2006, 08:25 AM
I was attempting to do the bizzaro thing from Superman, opposites.

Oh well...back to the drawing board.

Damn fine job. I love it

CaptainBallz
07-19-2006, 11:21 AM
Well, on the bright side this thread hasn't "blown" yet...

Well then. This thread sucks, blows, and has me quoting myself. All that's left is this guy:

http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=4000&d=1140219087

I missed you, buddy...

WSox8404
07-19-2006, 11:24 AM
:?:

russ99
07-19-2006, 03:10 PM
Unfortunately, the team’s offensive production really hasn’t recovered after Bizzaro Thome broke his elbow in the third week of play, sidelining him for the rest of the season.

Seriously, don't even joke about stuff like that. Appalling.

Although that clown on the toaster is much more frightening than anything in the bizarro joke...

WSox597
07-19-2006, 03:55 PM
And of top of all that, it seems like the word has one Z and two Rs.

The devil is in the details, as the old saying goes.

Nice try, anyway.

SOXSINCE'70
07-19-2006, 09:43 PM
:?: :?: :dunno:

downstairs
07-20-2006, 08:35 AM
And of top of all that, it seems like the word has one Z and two Rs.

The devil is in the details, as the old saying goes.

Nice try, anyway.

Yup...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3a/ActionComics785.jpg/200px-ActionComics785.jpg

zmz723
07-20-2006, 10:10 AM
Yup...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3a/ActionComics785.jpg/200px-ActionComics785.jpg

looks like jason giambi

Chisox353014
07-20-2006, 10:38 AM
People please, let's get back on topic here!

:firepettis :fireward

downstairs
07-20-2006, 10:50 AM
:firenardi :fireozzie

:sellreinsy :fireshoop

nasox
07-20-2006, 05:06 PM
http://download.nanovox.com/hosted/pancakepool.jpg

chisoxmike
07-20-2006, 06:05 PM
CIP...

I think WSI members can forgive you. After all, you are a Sox fan. Just remmeber if you're out with WSI members to spring for some :gulp: for the vets here.

I don't.

:threadsucks

HawkDJ
07-20-2006, 07:47 PM
Bizarro HawkDJ thinks your post is hilarious!

slobes
07-21-2006, 02:04 AM
Seriously, don't even joke about stuff like that. Appalling.

Although that clown on the toaster is much more frightening than anything in the bizarro joke...
I can not even express into words how much that clown picture disturbed me. I've always had this phobia of clowns.

Mr. White Sox
07-21-2006, 03:31 AM
How is there NOT a Fire Jerry Angelo tag yet?

How about someone use a little paint along with this:

http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/6382/sig4je.jpg

Thomes Forearm
07-21-2006, 01:08 PM
I was attempting to do the bizzaro thing from Superman, opposites.

Oh well...back to the drawing board.

absolutely phenomenal thread. dont let people who have no imagination or creativity to tell you it sucks. these tend to be people stuck in dead-end jobs anyway and can't find any enjoyment in life other than making other people feel that their work is less than stellar.

well played, sir/ma'am. keep posting

Mr.1Dog
07-21-2006, 01:16 PM
absolutely phenomenal thread. dont let people who have no imagination or creativity to tell you it sucks. these tend to be people stuck in dead-end jobs anyway and can't find any enjoyment in life other than making other people feel that their work is less than stellar.

well played, sir/ma'am. keep posting

:?:

Soxfanspcu11
07-21-2006, 04:57 PM
absolutely phenomenal thread. dont let people who have no imagination or creativity to tell you it sucks. these tend to be people stuck in dead-end jobs anyway and can't find any enjoyment in life other than making other people feel that their work is less than stellar.

well played, sir/ma'am. keep posting

Just because I work in a cul-de-sac does not mean that I have a dead end job buddy.

Scottzilla
07-24-2006, 08:12 PM
looks like jason giambi

no i think the resemblence here is uncanny

:canseco