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thomas35forever
07-07-2006, 12:46 AM
I was bored, so I thought I'd do this:


Palehose Six Cast (in order of apperance)

A.J……………………………A.J. Pierzynski
Captain Hand…………………..Ozzie Guillen
Parrot………………………….Ken Harrelson
Harold…………...…………….Harold Baines
Rock………….…………………..Tim Raines
B.A..………….……………...Brian Anderson
Paulie…………………………..Paul Konerko
Bobby…………………….……..Bobby Jenks
J.D……………………………...Jermaine Dye
Buehrle………………………....Mark Buehrle
Jim………………………………...Jim Thome
Jose…………………………….Jose Contreras
Freddy…...……………………..Freddy Garcia
President……………………Michael Crowley
Baby……………...……………Frank Thomas
Poseidon…...……………William “Bud” Selig
Javy…………………………...Javier Vazquez
Beer Man...…………………….Scottie Pippen
Trainer……………………….Herm Schneider
Hermy.…………………….Dustin Hermanson
Thornton……………………….Matt Thornton
Juan………………………………...Juan Uribe
Coop……………………………...Don Cooper
Captain Wedgie……………...……Eric Wedge
Cracker #1…………………...….Travis Hafner
Cracker #2…………………….…Aaron Boone
Jonny Hollywood………………....Jon Garland
Javon Rodranson……….……..Ivan Rodriguez
Joeremy Bondarrington…..Jeremy Bonderman
Grudzielanek……………...Mark Grudzielanek
King-of-Jokers………..………Ron Gardenhire
Twinker-Mouth………………….Torii Hunter
Twinker-South…..……………Justin Morneau
Joe…………………………………..Joe Crede
Robinson……………………...Kerry Robinson
Kauffman Queen……………….Mark Redman
Los Diablos Captain…..……..…Mike Scioscia
Haeger…………………………Charlie Haeger
Boone…………....………………Boone Logan
Captain Butcher…………………..Dusty Baker
Ursa Whiner…………………Carlos Zambrano
Guch…………………………..Tadahito Iguchi
Esteban………………………...Esteban Loaiza
Rob………………………....…Rob Mackowiak
Podsie Pan…………….……….Scott Podsednik
A.C……………….………………..Alex Cintron
Liger Captain……………………….Jim Leyland
Gambler………………….……Magglio Ordonez
Tracey……………………………....Sean Tracey
Captain Mullet………………….....Tony LaRussa
Ponson………………………...…..Sidney Ponson
Cliff……………………………….…..Cliff Politte

IlliniSox4Life
07-07-2006, 03:40 AM
Uh, the beer guy isn't Scottie Pippen, it's a beer vendor that looks like Scottie Pippen. Also, Carlos Zambano is not the Ursa Whiner. The Ursa Whiner is the name for the team he plays on.

SOX LA Mikey
07-07-2006, 05:44 AM
nice list, but I see a few errors/ ommissions:

Twinker South is #20 Lew Ford

forgot about CC Sabathia 5/30

The Gambler is Kenny Rodgers, Magglio is
depicted without being named

and you can add Russ Ortiz as of today

FedEx227
07-07-2006, 08:53 AM
Uh, the beer guy isn't Scottie Pippen, it's a beer vendor that looks like Scottie Pippen. Also, Carlos Zambano is not the Ursa Whiner. The Ursa Whiner is the name for the team he plays on.

Anyone else notice that one of the parking attendants at the Allstate Arena is an absolute dead ringer for Big Z?

gbergman
07-07-2006, 12:02 PM
Ursa Whiner = Cubs ship
Gambler = Kenny Rogers

thomas35forever
07-07-2006, 12:47 PM
Thank you for your corrections. I did realize I made a mistake with Lew Ford's character later on. I just remembered C.C. Sabathia. I know the vendor is not Scottie Pippen. I don't know the guy's name, so I just put him for that. Finally, I had no idea who the Gambler was. Can someone tell me how Rogers got that nickname?

hi im skot
07-07-2006, 12:51 PM
Thank you for your corrections. I did realize I made a mistake with Lew Ford's character later on. I just remembered C.C. Sabathia. I know the vendor is not Scottie Pippen. I don't know the guy's name, so I just put him for that. Finally, I had no idea who the Gambler was. Can someone tell me how Rogers got that nickname?

http://www.timelife.com/assets/images/product/medium/20917-9_198.jpg

thomas35forever
07-07-2006, 12:52 PM
Here's the updated cast:

Palehose Six Cast (in order of apperance)
A.J……………………………A.J. Pierzynski
Captain Hand…………………..Ozzie Guillen
Parrot………………………….Ken Harrelson
Harold…………...…………….Harold Baines
Rock………….…………………..Tim Raines
B.A..………….……………...Brian Anderson
Paulie…………………………..Paul Konerko
Bobby…………………….……..Bobby Jenks
J.D……………………………...Jermaine Dye
Buehrle………………………....Mark Buehrle
Jim………………………………...Jim Thome
Jose…………………………….Jose Contreras
Freddy…...……………………..Freddy Garcia
President……………………Michael Crowley
Baby……………...……………Frank Thomas
Poseidon…...……………William “Bud” Selig
Javier………..………………...Javier Vazquez
Beer Man...…………………….Scottie Pippen
Trainer……………………….Herm Schneider
Hermy.…………………….Dustin Hermanson
Thornton……………………….Matt Thornton
Juan………………………………...Juan Uribe
Coop……………………………...Don Cooper
Captain Wedgie……………...……Eric Wedge
Cracker #1…………………...….Travis Hafner
Cracker #2…………………….…Aaron Boone
Jonny Hollywood………………....Jon Garland
Javon Rodranson……….……..Ivan Rodriguez
Joeremy Bondarrington…..Jeremy Bonderman
Grudzielanek……………...Mark Grudzielanek
King-of-Jokers………..………Ron Gardenhire
Twinker-Mouth………………….Torii Hunter
Twinker-South…..……………….…Lew Ford
Joe…………………………………..Joe Crede
Robinson……………………...Kerry Robinson
Kauffman Queen……………….Mark Redman
Los Diablos Captain…..……..…Mike Scioscia
Haeger…………………………Charlie Haeger
Boone…………....………………Boone Logan
Captain Butcher…………………..Dusty Baker
Ursa Whiner…………………Carlos Zambrano
Guch…………………………..Tadahito Iguchi
Esteban………………………...Esteban Loaiza
Cracker #3………………...……..C.C. Sabathia
Rob………………………....…Rob Mackowiak
Podsie Pan…………….……….Scott Podsednik
A.C……………….………………..Alex Cintron
Liger Captain……………………….Jim Leyland
Gambler……………………..……Kenny Rogers
Tracey……………………………....Sean Tracey
Captain Mullet………………….....Tony LaRussa
Ponson………………………...…..Sidney Ponson
Cliff……………………………….…..Cliff Politte
Russ…………………………………....Russ Ortiz

MDF3530
07-07-2006, 04:22 PM
More: DJ-Darrin Jackson; The Organist-Nancy Faust; The Sodfather-Roger Bossard; Sockless Ed-Ed Farmer; The Ref-Ed Hochuli.

wassagstdu
07-07-2006, 05:54 PM
I have been trying to figure out why Ozzie is "Captain Hand." My current theory: Refers to Captain Hook, but Ozzie has no hook (referring to the 2005 ALCS).

In any case, Palehose Six is really world class stuff -- with the added bonus that you have to be a Sox fan to appreciate it!

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IlliniSox4Life
07-07-2006, 06:14 PM
I have been trying to figure out why Ozzie is "Captain Hand." My current theory: Refers to Captain Hook, but Ozzie has no hook (referring to the 2005 ALCS).

In any case, Palehose Six is really world class stuff -- with the added bonus that you have to be a Sox fan to appreciate it!

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Its a little simpler than that. In one of the first ones, he explains that Ozzie is a little crazy and since captain hook is called that because he has a hook for a hand, that he should be called captain hand because he has a hand for a hand.





and again Thomas35forever, the Ursa Whiner is not Carlos Zambrano.

Tokes
07-07-2006, 06:20 PM
Uh, the beer guy isn't Scottie Pippen, it's a beer vendor that looks like Scottie Pippen. Also, Carlos Zambano is not the Ursa Whiner. The Ursa Whiner is the name for the team he plays on.


you've seen that guy too???that's funny as hell

AaronRowandFan33
07-11-2006, 02:04 AM
So, just to clarify, the 7-10-06 cartoon is a potshot at '00-'02 HR Derby winners Gonzo, Sammy, and Giambi... and their "unnatural enhancements"...?

TheVulture
07-11-2006, 02:28 AM
Finally, I had no idea who the Gambler was. Can someone tell me how Rogers got that nickname?

hilarious

nlentz88
07-11-2006, 09:54 AM
Kauffman Queen……………….Mark Redman



I'm pretty sure the Kauffman Queen is the ship that the "Royals" sail in and not Mark Redman.

brick1119
07-11-2006, 09:58 AM
Thank you for your corrections. I did realize I made a mistake with Lew Ford's character later on. I just remembered C.C. Sabathia. I know the vendor is not Scottie Pippen. I don't know the guy's name, so I just put him for that. Finally, I had no idea who the Gambler was. Can someone tell me how Rogers got that nickname?

Wow. I'm speechless. :redneck

thomas35forever
07-11-2006, 01:22 PM
So, just to clarify, the 7-10-06 cartoon is a potshot at '00-'02 HR Derby winners Gonzo, Sammy, and Giambi... and their "unnatural enhancements"...?
Really? I agree with Sosa and Giambi, but I think the third one is Bonds. Since when was Gonzalez accused of abusing steroids? Also, I realize I accidently listed Allan Selig as William. I apologize for that.

norsepalehoser
07-11-2006, 02:56 PM
Really? I agree with Sosa and Giambi, but I think the third one is Bonds. Since when was Gonzalez accused of abusing steroids? Also, I realize I accidently listed Allan Selig as William. I apologize for that.
the cartoon is of Bonds, Giambi, and Sosa