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soxwon
06-26-2006, 05:55 PM
Delayed a few days , by da rev serving a suspension.



HALLELULAH MY BROTHA'S AND SISTA'S
OF DA CHURCH OF DA PALE HOSE.
YESTERDAY'S MASSACRE OF THE RED SHOW ME'S
MARKS JUST DA BEGINING OF DEE
END OF BASEBALL AS WE A KNOWS ITA.

THE HEAVENS OPENED, WITH A CHORUS OF A MILLION
TRUMPETS- IN DEE FORM OF A THRASHING
BY WHITE SOX BAT'S, OVER THE HERO-LESS CARDINALS FROM MIZZOU- MIZZOU -
MISSOURI !!!!!

LEAD BY THE GLADIATOR OF THE GOLDEN GLOVE LITTLE JOE, AND JOINED BY THAT
MAN OF ALL MEN DA WARRIOR A.J. AND HIS BAND OF SLUGGING SOLDIERS THE
SOX HAVE UNLEASHED THE BEAST ON BASEBALL

THE TIGERS ARE QUAKEING IN DEIR CLEATS
KNOWING FULL WELL, DAT DEY CAN NOT COMPETE WITH THE NOW AWAKENED GIANT
YOURS. MINE AND OURS- DA 2005 CHAMPION WHITE SOX.

BRING DEM ON- THE CARDS, DA 'STROS, AND THE WHIMPER FROM THE NORTH
SHORES, THE ONCE FAVE OF THIS FINE CITY NOW REDUCED TO A PACK OF CRYING,
WHINNING, CROW EATIN LOSERS.

THE TORMENT OF THOME, THE CRUNCH OF KONERKO THE DESTRUCTIVITY OF DYE,
AND THE YOUTHFULL SWAGGER OF ANDERSON, WILL REIGN UPON ALL TEAMS, THAT
MAY CROSS DA PATH OF DA WHITE SOX.

AS THE WALLS FELL IN JERICHO, THE SEA OF THE AMERICAN LEAGUE, WILL PART,
TO CLEAR A PATH TO DA PROMISED LAND, FOR THE SECOND YEAR STRAIGHT.
THE HEAVENS WILL, SHINE BRIGHTLY, WITH THE LOVE OF DA BASEBALL GODS,
CAST UPON, OUR CHAMPIONS

NO FASTBALLS TO THE RIBS, SUCKER PUNCHES TO DA FACE OR TAUNTS FROM
OPPOSING DUGOUTS WILL HAVE ANY EFFECT, ON THE BISHOPS OF BLAST AS DA
BASEBALL WORLD, WILL BOW BEFORE THEM

AS OZZIE SPEAKETH THE TRUTH, TO THE INSIDOUS MEDIA THE CELLULAR
SENSATION'S, WILL ROCK THE SPORTING WORLD AND CLAIM THEIR THRONE- AS
DOUBELDAY'S DARLINGS TO BE CROWNED DA CHAMPIONS- ONCE AGAIN

SO REMEMBER DAT DATE JULY 20, 06
THE NIGHT THE LIGHTS WENT OUT, ON ANY HOPES THE REMAINDER OF BASEBALL
HAD IN PREVENTING THE GAMES-ONLY TRUE CHAMPION FROM REACHING THAT
MOUNTAINTOP ONCE AGAIN.

THE SOX CAME, THEY SAW, THEY CONQUERED!!!!
A MESSAGE FROM DA REVERAND
A.J.IGUCHI

Dan Mega
06-26-2006, 06:04 PM
:?:

Edward
06-26-2006, 06:15 PM
:o: I need an adult...

Frontman
06-26-2006, 06:15 PM
http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/60/95/15m.jpg (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120812/photogallery)

"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"

"DUDE, NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!"

QCIASOXFAN
06-26-2006, 06:52 PM
:o: What is going on here.

Palehose13
06-26-2006, 07:34 PM
I have no idea what the **** this is about, so I'm moving it out of the clubhouse.

btw...Chips, I think soxwon is talking about himself. He was banned for a few days.

soxwon
06-26-2006, 07:47 PM
I have no idea what the **** this is about, so I'm moving it out of the clubhouse.

btw...Chips, I think soxwon is talking about himself. He was banned for a few days.

come on pale, everyone knows da reverand.
and yes i was banned.

There are some that appreciate, the FAIthfullness of da rev.
go sox

kittle42
06-26-2006, 08:11 PM
I enjoy gibberish.

Mercy!
06-26-2006, 08:17 PM
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/bong.htm

soxwon
06-26-2006, 08:31 PM
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/bong.htm

maybe 15 years ago with the spleef, not since.
funny though.

MrRoboto83
06-26-2006, 09:24 PM
I'm confused

jenn2080
06-26-2006, 09:33 PM
:?: *** did I miss?

Mercy!
06-26-2006, 09:38 PM
maybe 15 years ago with the spleef, not since.
funny though. I considered that it would probably be more useful if I had just posted a picture of a keyboard with an arrow indicating where the CAPS lock key is located.

soxwon
06-26-2006, 09:50 PM
I considered that it would probably be more useful if I had just posted a picture of a keyboard with an arrow indicating where the CAPS lock key is located.

It doesnt matter its the internet.
anything goes grammatically, or punctually,

the internet is the alternative, the slang the DX
to the regular world.

but all told GO SOX.....

Frontman
06-26-2006, 09:55 PM
It doesnt matter its the internet.
anything goes grammatically, or punctually,

the internet is the alternative, the slang the DX
to the regular world.

but all told GO SOX.....

Sure, keep telling yourself that. That's the same concept behind "Dusty Speak" on the north side......

Front

soxwon
06-26-2006, 09:58 PM
Ok mods put this baby to bed.
permission to close thread.

whitesoxwilkes
06-26-2006, 10:21 PM
come on pale, everyone knows da reverand.
and yes i was banned.

There are some that appreciate, the FAIthfullness of da rev.
go sox
I like Da Rev better than his alterego Soxwon.

:redneck

soxwon
06-26-2006, 10:27 PM
I like Da Rev better than his alterego Soxwon.

:redneck

good one wilkes.
its pure jealousy lol

kittle42
06-26-2006, 10:28 PM
It doesnt matter its the internet.
anything goes grammatically, or punctually,

the internet is the alternative, the slang the DX
to the regular world.

but all told GO SOX.....

No it isn't. An inability to express oneself well in any forum is itself a commentary on the substance of one's opinions.

I think I'll go add to my ignore list.

soxwon
06-26-2006, 10:30 PM
No it isn't. An inability to express oneself well in any forum is itself a commentary on the substance of one's opinions.

I think I'll go add to my ignore list.

oh you have others on A list hmmmm
Have fun go sox.
see ya at soxfest.

Brian26
06-26-2006, 10:31 PM
I enjoy gibberish.

Jive Soul Bro should be playing in the background as people read this.

soxwon
06-26-2006, 10:32 PM
Jive Soul Bro should be playing in the background as people read this.

the queen song?
my all time fave group.

TornLabrum
06-26-2006, 10:44 PM
No it isn't. An inability to express oneself well in any forum is itself a commentary on the substance of one's opinions.

Or on the substances one has ingested.