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SOXintheBURGH
06-07-2006, 02:10 AM
Go to the bar post game, my friend was bartending, so I got her to mix me up a special. I say, "Make me some kind of mystery drink just so long as the dominant force is Absolut Cintron."

She gets me:

3 parts Absolut Cintron
1 part Tequila
splash of pineapple juice.
dash of sours.



'Twas glorious.

ShoelessJoeS
06-07-2006, 02:17 AM
Go to the bar post game, my friend was bartending, so I got her to mix me up a special. I say, "Make me some kind of mystery drink just so long as the dominant force is Absolut Cintron."

She gets me:

3 parts Absolut Cintron
1 part Tequila
splash of pineapple juice.
dash of sours.



'Twas glorious.Sounds like a pretty hearty drink....can't wait to have one!

:gulp:

SOXintheBURGH
06-07-2006, 02:33 AM
Sounds like a pretty hearty drink....can't wait to have one!

:gulp:

Yeah I was surprised. I'm a beer and whiskey guy, don't drink much of anything else. But I told my friend (who I annoy by talking about the Sox non stop because she doesn't care at all) when I walked in, "Sox won!! This backup shortstop hit a game winning homer and his name is Alex Cintron, so I need you to make a stiff one with a lot of Cintron in it!!!"

She was happy too.. and it was really good.

IlliniSox4Life
06-07-2006, 03:36 AM
This gives me an idea...

There ought to be a drink made up for every player on the team. Whoever is the PTC will have a drink consumed in their honor.

Anyone have any ideas? Whats a Mark Buehrle? What's a Paul Konerko? etc?

DumpJerry
06-07-2006, 07:12 AM
This gives me an idea...

There ought to be a drink made up for every player on the team. Whoever is the PTC will have a drink consumed in their honor.

Anyone have any ideas? Whats a Mark Buehrle? What's a Paul Konerko? etc?
Too bad Jaime Navarro is no longer on the team.......

batmanZoSo
06-07-2006, 09:30 AM
Too bad it's Absolut Citron. But close enough for me to make the connection and invent the nickname. :cool:

1951Campbell
06-07-2006, 10:46 AM
"I'll have a Screaming Viking."

"Would you like the cucumber bruised?"

BRDSR
06-07-2006, 12:24 PM
This gives me an idea...

There ought to be a drink made up for every player on the team. Whoever is the PTC will have a drink consumed in their honor.

Anyone have any ideas? Whats a Mark Buehrle? What's a Paul Konerko? etc?

If memory serves, Neal Cotts' would be straight whiskey. Didn't he make some crack about whiskey during one of the celebrations last year when they were all getting showered with beer and champagne? I could swear...

Sox Fiend
06-07-2006, 12:31 PM
Great idea, you can go to www.webtender.com (http://www.webtender.com) and search for any ingredient you want.

Can't wait to test some out.

areilly
06-07-2006, 12:37 PM
This gives me an idea...

There ought to be a drink made up for every player on the team. Whoever is the PTC will have a drink consumed in their honor.

Anyone have any ideas? Whats a Mark Buehrle? What's a Paul Konerko? etc?

This thread idea, I believe, could be a lot of fun...

The Jenks:
1 part SoCo 100 (in honor of the heat)
1 part Coke (in honor of the tales of past excess partying)
Dash of soy sauce (in honor of the dragon tattoo)

Edward
06-07-2006, 12:54 PM
If memory serves, Neal Cotts' would be straight whiskey. Didn't he make some crack about whiskey during one of the celebrations last year when they were all getting showered with beer and champagne? I could swear...

Yep.

"So Neal, are you a Beer or Champagne kind of guy?"

:cotts:
"Uhhh, Whiskey"

MikeLove
06-07-2006, 01:47 PM
The Pablo Mackowiak

1 Part E&J Brandy
0 Parts anything else
No chaser
To be drunk when a flyball is hit to Ozuna Or Mackowiak

May help induce vomitting an inning earlier compared to sober viewing of aforementioned fly balls

Heres a favorite of ours from a local bar (Brother's) I will apply it to the Sox

The T-Bomb (shot)
2 Parts Bacardi Ciclon (cyclon? spelling?)
1 Part Redbull
$1, The Phillies must pick up half the tab :D:
Leads the league in homers (girls you bring home from the bar!)

The Dye
1 Part Bacardi 151
A dash of lime or something to represent the added flavor of the scar?
The name will ring true if you drink enough of them

The Pierzynski
1 Round of Blow Job Shots
Buy one for your buddies at the bar and piss them all off!


gah i tried :whiner:

Sox-o-matic
06-07-2006, 05:24 PM
Too bad Jaime Navarro is no longer on the team.......

No thanks. I'd rather not drink Skol vodka and pureed dog ****.

JohnBasedowYoda
06-07-2006, 05:29 PM
Go to the bar post game, my friend was bartending, so I got her to mix me up a special. I say, "Make me some kind of mystery drink just so long as the dominant force is Absolut Cintron."

She gets me:

3 parts Absolut Cintron
1 part Tequila
splash of pineapple juice.
dash of sours.



'Twas glorious.

damn. that's some good thinking. I'll do my best to promote that. Sounds a little sweet though..... BUT IT GETS YOU DRUNK!

miker
06-08-2006, 03:40 PM
My favorite Sox inspired drink is champagne, being poured in a locker room, after winning a World Series!