the absolute Funniest quote ever

[CubsfansareDRUNK]

was talking to this one cub fan on instant messenger and i found the following quite humorous:

Him: like my new buddy icon?
Me: i love your 5th place buddy icon
Him: its number 1 in my heart
Me: lol
Him: YES
Me: what
Him: i am a cubs fan
Me: and
Him: i am a yuppie
Him: that means i am awesome
Me: ok...
Him: You're just jealous
Me: Of what?
Him: That i'm a cubs fan
Me: why would i be jealous of a team that hasnt won a world series in almost 100 years?
Him: b/c they're too awesome to win a world series
Me: i guess "loveable losers" really is appropriate here
Him: exactly
Me: ....?!?!?!?!
Me: When was the last time the cubs won the pennant?
Him: the pennant doesn't matter anymore
Me: ?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: What is the pennant
*silence*
*complete silence for about 10 minutes*
Him: Its a league win
Him: And that was in 2003


Him: alls i know is that the cubs will always be losing and that i will always be watching them whenever i can

[nug0hs]

i feel like ive seen this post several times before :?:

[Craig Grebeck]

You showed him! Next time you are going to post something like this, at least make the topic name rational. Instead of "funniest quote ever" how about "AIM chat with Cub fan." Not too hard, plus maybe it'll weed out some of these absolutely useless threads which have no business on this website.

[CubsfansareDRUNK]

i can't really tell if you're being serious or sarcastic

[mike squires]

You showed him! Next time you are going to post something like this, at least make the topic name rational. Instead of "funniest quote ever" how about "AIM chat with Cub fan." Not too hard, plus maybe it'll weed out some of these absolutely useless threads which have no business on this website.

Useless threads??? :)

[CubsfansareDRUNK]

whats going on??!?!?!?!?!

[kittle42]

whats going on??!?!?!?!?!

With your Flubsession? Plenty. :tongue:

[Mr. White Sox]

:reinsy
let's sell I mean cell this thread. Serially.

[Jjav829]

Uhh....:nuts:

:?:

[viagracat]

:reinsy
let's sell I mean cell this thread. Serially.

:rolling: :roflmao: :rolling: :roflmao:

[bennyw41]

Seriously, no more threads about conversations with friends. Who cares???? Sounds like you are trying to convert him, shouldn't you just be happy he is not a Sox fan? You're goal is to do what? Prove his team sucks? I think we all know that. I never understood trying to fight with someone about how their team is sucky, because they do. If you are trying to prove this to him and have him be a sox fan, keep it.

[CHISOXFAN13]

Seriously, no more threads about conversations with friends. Who cares???? Sounds like you are trying to convert him, shouldn't you just be happy he is not a Sox fan? You're goal is to do what? Prove his team sucks? I think we all know that. I never understood trying to fight with someone about how their team is sucky, because they do. If you are trying to prove this to him and have him be a sox fan, keep it.

Agreed. This garbage isn't even funny anymore. In fact, I often wonder how legitimate these him/me posts are.

[Mark]

I'll want those 20 seconds back on my deathbed.

[batmanZoSo]

Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read this. I award you no points. And may God have mercy on your soul. :D: