PDA

View Full Version : Sox visist the Playboy Mansion


Law11
04-28-2006, 08:39 AM
http://www.suntimes.com/output/sox/cst-spt-cowley28.html


The bit on Anderson trying to score one of the girls is a riot..

Dan Mega
04-28-2006, 08:40 AM
I just read that. Pretty funny stuff.

Madvora
04-28-2006, 09:00 AM
I love the part about Buehrle throwing Anderson in the pool.

What a bunch of jokers.

rdwj
04-28-2006, 09:20 AM
"Brian, you make the major-league minimum, and Hef makes that in one day,'' one teammate said. "Do you think she'll leave this mansion to come and live with you and your folks in Tucson?''

I laughed at this until I remembered that league min is still MUCH more than I make. I've been sitting in the corner crying ever since.

mike squires
04-28-2006, 09:31 AM
I laughed at this until I remembered that league min is still MUCH more than I make. I've been sitting in the corner crying ever since.


That had to be AJ making a crack like that one. Hopefully that was the only crack talked about or shown that night.

gobears1987
04-28-2006, 10:13 AM
One part of the tour caught Buehrle's attention. There's a huge sloping hill in the backyard that, on every Fourth of July, has two Slip 'N' Slides put on it for the big summer blowout party. Note to general manager Ken Williams: Buehrle did not attempt to slide down the hill but is requesting this July 4 off for some reason.
This is the funniest line of the whole thing.

ChiSoxGirl
04-28-2006, 10:28 AM
This is the funniest line of the whole thing.
[/size][/font]

I agree! I laughed out loud when I read that! :D:

chisoxfanatic
04-28-2006, 10:39 AM
When was the last time we had a team full of Characters like this? Ozzie is a genius in how he handles his clubhouse!

kninchicago
04-28-2006, 10:52 AM
I thought the funniest part was them driving past a playground and AJ exclaiming that it must be Michael Jackson's house.

viagracat
04-28-2006, 10:53 AM
Sounded like a lot of fun. As long as they do all their "scoring" starting in the first inning tonight! :D:

skobabe8
04-28-2006, 11:09 AM
Chris Widger didnt sound like he had too good of a time.

SOXPHILE
04-28-2006, 11:19 AM
I thought the funniest part was them driving past a playground and AJ exclaiming that it must be Michael Jackson's house.

I actually laughed out loud at my desk when I read that.:rolling:

NonetheLoaiza
04-28-2006, 11:21 AM
Chris Widger didnt sound like he had too good of a time.

Chris Widger is baseball through and through. He hates fun. The only thing he understands in winning, and being a grinder. Seriously, Widger was probably joking when he said what he said.

soxfan13
04-28-2006, 11:26 AM
I thought the funniest part was them driving past a playground and AJ exclaiming that it must be Michael Jackson's house.
That made me crack up big :smile:

MadetoOrta
04-28-2006, 11:46 AM
As an Irish-Catholic lad, I found his comment about his Dad being so proud that he may have teared up to be hilarious. I have a Dad like that. Of course, I have a Mom who would have had the same negative reaction. What a great story. Is it me or are these guys starting to act on and off the field like the great Bears teams - '84 - '88?

Railsplitter
04-28-2006, 11:54 AM
The U of I football team visited the place before the 1984 Rose Bowl. I hope the sox have a different aftermath of thier visit to Hef's pen.

DMarte708
04-28-2006, 11:57 AM
I believe this is a record for Cowley....

An article where he finally doesn't create controversy, or report on feuds or troubles players are experiencing.

If he threw in one of these good natured articles once every month, I may grow to appreciate him.

WS in 05
04-28-2006, 11:58 AM
Ralphie had gotten his BB gun.



good stuff

Fabs
04-28-2006, 01:26 PM
Quote:
One part of the tour caught Buehrle's attention. There's a huge sloping hill in the backyard that, on every Fourth of July, has two Slip 'N' Slides put on it for the big summer blowout party. Note to general manager Ken Williams: Buehrle did not attempt to slide down the hill but is requesting this July 4 off for some reason.
This is the funniest line of the whole thing.


I have to agree!

TheDarkGundam
04-28-2006, 02:16 PM
Young, single and proud of it. This was the ultimate safari for a player who admittedly "loves the honeys.''

BA just moved up about 100 cool points in my book after reading that article.

bafiarocks03
04-28-2006, 02:26 PM
OH that was good!! Haha!! Buehrle throwing Brian in the pool!
I love my boys! :)

TheOldRoman
04-28-2006, 02:27 PM
BA just moved up about 100 cool points in my book after reading that article.

It is nothing compared to Willie's "there are a lot of temptations" speech from a couple of years ago on ESPN. Unfortunately for Willie, I think his only temptations were from a certain 15 year-old from Orland Park.:tongue:

0o0o0
04-28-2006, 02:28 PM
That's awesome. Tally another strikeout for BA though :tongue:

hi im skot
04-28-2006, 02:35 PM
i love this team.

DaleJRFan
04-28-2006, 02:35 PM
It is nothing compared to Willie's "there are a lot of temptations" speech from a couple of years ago on ESPN. Unfortunately for Willie, I think his only temptations were from a certain 15 year-old from Orland Park.:tongue:

BLAHAHAHAA... :roflmao:

gobears1987
04-28-2006, 02:38 PM
That's awesome. Tally another strikeout for BA though :tongue:ZING!!!
Post of the week

rdwj
04-28-2006, 03:15 PM
That's awesome. Tally another strikeout for BA though :tongue:

The mansion is like the All Star game. Brian needs to prove that he can handle the majors before attempting that move. Gotta give the kid credit for trying!

SouthSide_HitMen
04-28-2006, 03:33 PM
We know Brian's choice to land a massage job in the White Sox dugout (and she has to be better than Singleton in the booth).

http://www.eonline.com/On/GirlsNextDoor/TheGirls/index3.html

Beauty & Brains: Kendra's goal is to have a career as a sports announcer or in sports massage. She attends massage-therapy school five days a week.

JohnBasedowYoda
04-28-2006, 04:05 PM
When was the last time we had a team full of Characters like this? Ozzie is a genius in how he handles his clubhouse!

It's like a bunch of kids at day camp

jongarlandlover
04-28-2006, 05:01 PM
That's awesome. Tally another strikeout for BA though :tongue:

ooo, burn. :tongue: