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Ol' No. 2
04-22-2006, 09:57 AM
Kerry Wood experienced some muscle tightness below his right armpit after warming up for a three-inning simulated game against rookie leaguers Thursday in Mesa, Ariz., forcing him to postpone the outing.Linky (http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/cs-060421cubsbrite,1,3160905.story?coll=cs-cubs-headlines)

There's really nothing I could add to that.
itsnotrequired
04-22-2006, 10:14 AM
Oh man, that's a great quote.:D:
1951Campbell
04-22-2006, 10:17 AM
Kerry Wood experienced some muscle tightness below his right armpit after warming up for a three-inning simulated game against rookie leaguers Thursday in Mesa, Ariz., forcing him to postpone the outing.

:roflmao:
SOXSINCE'70
04-22-2006, 10:47 AM
Now he'll never be the simulated NL Cy Young award winner!!:whiner: :whiner: :rolleyes:
buehrle4cy05
04-22-2006, 10:53 AM
There's a shocker.
jabrch
04-22-2006, 11:01 AM
Lemme get this straight...Kerry Wood managed to find a way to lose a simulated game?

That's impressive.
oeo
04-22-2006, 12:27 PM
Balsa...:roflmao:

I like that.
cheeses_h_rice
04-22-2006, 01:41 PM
Afterward, did he simulate bashing the crap out of the dugout water fountain with a bat?

:wink:
TDog
04-22-2006, 01:59 PM
When I first saw he was being skipped in the simulated rotation, I thought he was being held back for a more important simulated game.
itsnotrequired
04-22-2006, 02:12 PM
Afterward, did he simulate bashing the crap out of the dugout water fountain with a bat?

:wink:

He used a plastic bat and a cup of water.:tongue:
Chisox353014
04-22-2006, 02:18 PM
When I first saw he was being skipped in the simulated rotation, I thought he was being held back for a more important simulated game.

Yep. Dusty's just setting up his simulated playoff rotation.
Layla
04-22-2006, 08:30 PM
Does this mean he's on the simulated DL?
voodoochile
04-22-2006, 10:14 PM
He used a plastic bat and a cup of water.:tongue:

Then grabbed his armpit and screamed.

When he lowered the right arm, a simulated fart sound emited so the Cubune came up with the following headline...

Wood Blows Away Competition With Simulated Gas!
LuvSox
04-23-2006, 12:00 AM
Is the Tribune Co. giving him a simulated pay check?
peeonwrigley
04-23-2006, 12:14 AM
Is the Trribune Co. giving him a simulated pay check?

They wish.