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TheDarkGundam
04-19-2006, 03:02 PM
As created by the WSI Chatroom attendees, and presented by yours truly, the Official Hawk and Dj drinking game. When one of the following happens, take a drink! :gulp:

1. He gone!
2. Put it on the board...YES! (+ DJ = double)
3. C'mon Stretch...
4. Can o Corn
5. Dadgum
6. That's BS!
7. Hawk mentions Ted Williams
8. Hawk mentions Yaz
9. mercy!
10. Hawk makes an excuse for a sox player doing something wrong
11. Hawk ignores DJ
12. one of the two say (or almost say) something totally innapropriate
13. Hawk mentions a sponsor (i.e. This game is brought to you by Miller)
14. Hawk gets mad about something, doesn't talk
15. DJ's awful HR call
16. TV station returns to game from commercials late
17. Hawk calls a player by a nickname
18. Hawk tells a story from his baseball career
19. Hawk says a bad player is good because they've played well against the Sox.

Any suggestions or comments?

Sxy Mofo
04-19-2006, 03:05 PM
We chatroomee's kick ass.

Tom~Attitude
04-19-2006, 03:08 PM
20. Hawk mentions golfing.

gbergman
04-19-2006, 03:08 PM
nice, better get an iv cause your going to be drunk by the 4th

Sxy Mofo
04-19-2006, 03:10 PM
nice, better get an iv cause your going to be drunk by the 4th

My suggestion was to make two versions... the "get tanked" version, and the "slight buzz" version.

HotelWhiteSox
04-19-2006, 03:15 PM
Mentioning of Ozzieball or crediting something to Ozzie

Hawk blaming umpires for something

Good guys/bad guys mention

kraut83
04-19-2006, 03:23 PM
Ducksnort

Hangwiffum

BarbG
04-19-2006, 03:33 PM
Hawk talks about Robin Ventura.

HotelWhiteSox
04-19-2006, 03:39 PM
cinch it up and hunker down

right size, wrong shape

reel him in, zone him in, and light him up

downstairs
04-19-2006, 03:41 PM
One drink:
"Stretch!"

Two drinks:
"Stretch, getonbackthere!"

Rocky Soprano
04-19-2006, 03:41 PM
Hawk Says: Ball 4, Base Hit.

downstairs
04-19-2006, 03:43 PM
Drink continuously while Hawk takes his full 8th inning bathroom (i.e. drinking) break

HotelWhiteSox
04-19-2006, 03:43 PM
DJ does a Tony Gwynn impersonation

TheOldRoman
04-19-2006, 03:43 PM
Hawk says a hitter is "in the cat-bird seat"
"Ball four, base hit"
"He'll grab some bench" is a double shot because he rarely says it anymore

Ol' No. 2
04-19-2006, 03:43 PM
I don't think I can pour fast enough to play this game.

Frater Perdurabo
04-19-2006, 03:44 PM
When DJ says any sentence with the phrase "strap it on," drink the entire bottle of whiskey.
:redneck

Chicken Dinner
04-19-2006, 03:46 PM
You might as well be drinking the whole game as long as you have the volume turned up. Sounds like a pie-eyed game.

GregoryEtc
04-19-2006, 03:46 PM
I don't think I can pour fast enough to play this game.
Indeed. We may need to narrow this down to a select few before all the chatroomers die of alcohol poisoning.

Mods, pin this?

SouthSideLove
04-19-2006, 03:48 PM
You forgot to include a drink for the eigth inning, when DJ is left in the booth all alone while Hawk goes to drop a monster deuce for an entire inning.

KRS1
04-19-2006, 03:48 PM
"Lookin' for it, got it, just missed."

KRS1
04-19-2006, 03:49 PM
You forgot to include a drink for the eigth inning, when DJ is left in the booth all alone while Hawk goes to drop a monster deuce for an entire inning.


Post #12 already mentioned this.

areilly
04-19-2006, 03:52 PM
Any time DJ talks about how bad he was when he played.


I haven't been able to tune in to too many games this year, but has Hawk been doing the "[hometown], yes!" after he reads letters and emails?

For example:

"Areilly writes in:

Dear Hawk and DJ,
When are we gonna get another good 'Uh-oh!' out of D.J.?

Sincerely,
Areilly
Chicago, IL"

And then Hawk gives his two cents, and follows it out with "thanks for writing, Areilly from Chicago. Chicago - yes!"

SkeetSkeetAmit
04-19-2006, 03:53 PM
"I love that duck"

russ99
04-19-2006, 03:56 PM
One drink:
"Stretch!"

Two drinks:
"Stretch, getonbackthere!"

Get out the Beer Bong:
"Stretch, getonbackthere, you can put it on the board, yes!"

:gulp:

champagne030
04-19-2006, 03:58 PM
Any time DJ talks about how bad he was when he played.


I haven't been able to tune in to too many games this year, but has Hawk been doing the "[hometown], yes!" after he reads letters and emails?

For example:

"Areilly writes in:

Dear Hawk and DJ,
When are we gonna get another good 'Uh-oh!' out of D.J.?

Sincerely,
Areilly
Chicago, IL"

And then Hawk gives his two cents, and follows it out with "thanks for writing, Areilly from Chicago. Chicago - yes!"

Or, "Chicago, they've got my money".

0o0o0
04-19-2006, 04:02 PM
When Hawk refers to a player by his number instead of his name

Blueprint1
04-19-2006, 04:03 PM
"HE JUST MISSED THAT ONE" I really hate when he says that.

Buehrle > Wood
04-19-2006, 04:11 PM
"Stay fair/get foul, It will!"

FedEx227
04-19-2006, 04:25 PM
When DJ talks about his playing career in Japan

TheDarkGundam
04-19-2006, 04:26 PM
I think we might have to go with the "get tanked" and "get buzzed" alternate versions. It seems there is a lot more that I forgot.
There's also: Rack 'em up, ducks on the pond, I think someone already said "I love that duck."

johnny5
04-19-2006, 04:39 PM
. . . and Hawk says 'now he's gotta cinch it up and hunker down. . .'

Chicken Dinner
04-19-2006, 04:40 PM
Sounds like this game should be played in Wrigleyville.

starboy0
04-19-2006, 04:55 PM
When Hawk says, "He's a good lookin' young ball player."

guyinleftfield
04-19-2006, 04:56 PM
Oh my God, this thread is soooo funny. I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. Sounds like this game could get you really ****ed up.:gulp:

miker
04-19-2006, 04:58 PM
Hawks calls the Red Sox the Carmines.

Unless we weed out some of the more common Hawkisms, we're going to have to play this standing up in front one of the old trough-style urinals!:o:

Now what about a Farmer-Singleton drinking game...

nlentz88
04-19-2006, 05:00 PM
"Sacks packed with Sox"

SOXandILLINI
04-19-2006, 05:35 PM
how bout dj and his neverending... "no question"

WinOrDyeTrying
04-19-2006, 05:59 PM
"You can cancel the post game show"
"He got a cookie there D.J."

Taliesinrk
04-19-2006, 06:09 PM
this is awesome.. i'm real upset i wasn't in the chat today (had HW due at 5)...

one more (someone correct me if this isn't exact):

"I looooove the triple split screen".. the quotes something along those lines.

plus.. noone will be able to stay in this game.. everyone'll be drunk by the 3rd; maybe sooner.

Bobby Thigpen
04-19-2006, 06:25 PM
Hawk says "He's a handsome man."

Hawk almost has a coronary calling an exciting Sox play.

DJ tells a really stupid joke "What does the snail say when he rides the turtle? WHEEEEE!!"

Hawk says "I love it when you analyze!"

Hawk mentions the name Snelius (sp).

Mr. White Sox
04-19-2006, 06:35 PM
1. He gone!
2. Put it on the board...YES! (+ DJ = double)
3. Stretch... (Or "git on back dere!")
4. Can o Corn
5. That's BS! (Doesn't happen often, take 5 drinks and yell at the umpire along with Hawk)
6. Mercy! (Totally means something cool happened, take 2 drinks)
7. Hawk makes an excuse for a sox player doing something wrong
8. Hawk ignores DJ (Hilarious, 2 drinks)
9. One of the two say something totally innapropriate
10. Hawk gets mad about something, doesn't talk
11. DJ's awful HR call (Take 2 drinks to drown the memories)
12. TV station returns to game from commercials late (Drink 1 for every missed pitch)
13. Hawk tells a story from his baseball career
14. Hawk says "hang whuffem": Drink 1
15. BONUS (OPTIONAL): Hawk says "2 out, 2 on, 2 balls, 2 strikes", drink either half a beer or 22 drinks.
16. BONUS #2: If you correctly predict a Hawk call (CANNOT BE ONE OF THE FIFTEEN RULES LISTED) within 3 seconds of him saying it, give out 3 drinks (ex. I say "boy he juuuuuust missed that one" then Hawk says it right after; I give out 3 drinks to whomever I choose! Go me!)

I added suggestions in bold. We should probably make certain sayings worth more and certain sayings worth less, depending on rarity. With my suggestions (more drinks) added, we should probably get rid of a few (read: most), unless you wanna get tanked. I cut some out.

eurotrash35
04-19-2006, 06:45 PM
More rules for the "get absolutely blotto" version:

-When the other team scores late in the game to take a lead, drink until Hawk breaks the silence.

-Drink for each uncomfortable moment during one of DJ's interviews with special guests in the booth.

-Drink every time you hear "crooked number."

FedEx227
04-19-2006, 06:49 PM
Now what about a Farmer-Singleton drinking game...

Drink anytime Singleton partakes in some insignificant rambling

you'd be tanked by the bottom of the 1st.

ILuvThatDuck
04-19-2006, 06:51 PM
When Hawk says to DJ " I luuuuve when you analyze". Drink 2 times:gulp:

Mr. White Sox
04-19-2006, 06:51 PM
More rules for the "get absolutely blotto" version:

-When the other team scores late in the game to take a lead, drink until Hawk breaks the silence.

-Drink for each uncomfortable moment during one of DJ's interviews with special guests in the booth.

-Drink every time you hear "crooked number."

The worst part about the second one is I'd never know if it would happen or not. The TV = muted when DJ is interviewing anyone. ANYONE!
It's awful.

eurotrash35
04-19-2006, 06:56 PM
Drink anytime Singleton partakes in some insignificant rambling

you'd be tanked by the bottom of the 1st.

Or when you get the feeling that either they hate each other or Farmer is just really, really annoyed.

gobears1987
04-19-2006, 07:03 PM
As created by the WSI Chatroom attendees, and presented by yours truly, the Official Hawk and Dj drinking game. When one of the following happens, take a drink! :gulp:

1. He gone!
2. Put it on the board...YES! (+ DJ = double)
3. C'mon Stretch...
4. Can o Corn
5. Dadgum
6. That's BS!
7. Hawk mentions Ted Williams
8. Hawk mentions Yaz
9. mercy!
10. Hawk makes an excuse for a sox player doing something wrong
11. Hawk ignores DJ
12. one of the two say (or almost say) something totally innapropriate
13. Hawk mentions a sponsor (i.e. This game is brought to you by Miller)
14. Hawk gets mad about something, doesn't talk
15. DJ's awful HR call
16. TV station returns to game from commercials late
17. Hawk calls a player by a nickname
18. Hawk tells a story from his baseball career
19. Hawk says a bad player is good because they've played well against the Sox.

Any suggestions or comments?Wow!!! You're going to get us to all die of alcohol poisoning by the 2nd inning.

ws05champs
04-19-2006, 07:08 PM
"We're interactive today."
"I love E-mail."

Deebs14
04-19-2006, 07:25 PM
This quote doesn't occur quite as often as the other good ones mentioned, but "He needs to bow his neck."

When I'm home from school in less than three weeks with the Extra Innings Package, I'm definitely gonna play this game! :gulp: :gulp: :gulp:

4th Gen. Sox Fan
04-19-2006, 07:54 PM
what about: "first and third em' right here (insert name)"

tick53
04-19-2006, 07:58 PM
Hawk mentions Al Kaline
Hawk mentions George Brett
Hawk mentions Alvin Dark
DJ mentions his Japanese career
DJ says "Here's A Reminder".
Sit back,relax and strap it down
At the beginning of all games DJ has a big smile, his smile fades, he purses
his lips then looks at Hawk
Be a two strike hitter
This pitcher would'nt have any trouble with the Hawkeroo
Your "what" hurts?

tick53
04-19-2006, 08:05 PM
As created by the WSI Chatroom attendees, and presented by yours truly, the Official Hawk and Dj drinking game. When one of the following happens, take a drink! :gulp:

1. He gone!
2. Put it on the board...YES! (+ DJ = double)
3. C'mon Stretch...
4. Can o Corn
5. Dadgum
6. That's BS!
7. Hawk mentions Ted Williams
8. Hawk mentions Yaz
9. mercy!
10. Hawk makes an excuse for a sox player doing something wrong
11. Hawk ignores DJ
12. one of the two say (or almost say) something totally innapropriate
13. Hawk mentions a sponsor (i.e. This game is brought to you by Miller)
14. Hawk gets mad about something, doesn't talk
15. DJ's awful HR call
16. TV station returns to game from commercials late
17. Hawk calls a player by a nickname
18. Hawk tells a story from his baseball career
19. Hawk says a bad player is good because they've played well against the Sox.

Any suggestions or comments?

Number 16 is really starting to irritate me:angry:

shes
04-19-2006, 08:16 PM
"You could hang out all the drawers in Cook County on that rope" - Take off underwear, chug a beer.

Hawk talks about Joey Cora's prowess as a third base coach - 1 shot of Tequilla

"Chopper, two hopper" - 2 drinks

"Zone him in, reel him in, and light him up" - 1 drink (+5 if player does just that on the next pitch)

"The Dreaded leadoff walk" - 1 drink (+2 if walked runner scores that inning)

"If I had a dozen golf balls for every time . . ." - 2 drinks

Any mention of the "hiney bird" - 5 drinks (+5 if Hawk goes into long-winded explanation of what a "hiney bird" is, +5 if Jay Mariotti is mentioned in conjunction with "hiney bird")

DJ singing - 2 drinks

DJ talking in weird voice - 3 drinks (+2 if Hawk subsequently ignores him )

SOX ADDICT '73
04-19-2006, 08:16 PM
Any time they have the "What the hell went wrong with Jeff Abbott?" discussion.

fox23
04-19-2006, 08:25 PM
Anytime Moose is in the booth, chug until you pass out and don't have to hear him again.

MISoxfan
04-19-2006, 08:56 PM
I LOOOVE that duck

They have a lot of my money over in *whatever location*.

Viva Medias B's
04-19-2006, 10:07 PM
"For that White Sox home run, another $100 will be contributed by the Alex Snelius family to White Sox Charities in loving memory of Ursula."

jenn2080
04-19-2006, 10:19 PM
Looks like I will be drunk around the 4th inning on Fri. Dont forget about the and thats a souvenir when someone hits a foul ball.

ClaudelSleptHere
04-19-2006, 10:26 PM
Hawk mentions "the beautiful city of Chicago."

You guys need to pare this down because there is no way I could play this game and know who won. Maybe you could just pick out four or five from the "master list" before the game started and rotate them game by game.

esbrechtel
04-19-2006, 10:57 PM
i looooove hawkisms.....

NDSox12
04-19-2006, 11:32 PM
I can't believe it took this long to get this idea rolling. Great work!

I've been waiting for the much needed baseball alternative to the Brent Musburger football drinking game.

StrTrkker
04-19-2006, 11:41 PM
Big hack...no contact.

PKalltheway
04-19-2006, 11:47 PM
"He'll grab some bench" is a double shot because he rarely says it anymore
That's a classic Hawkism there! When did he quit saying that? I seem to remember him saying that a lot around 2000 and before then, but it kinda faded off in the fiollowing years.

EDIT: Don't forget about "That ball took a Bolingbrook Bounce."

Viva Medias B's
04-20-2006, 07:58 AM
I've been waiting for the much needed baseball alternative to the Brent Musburger football drinking game.

Someone actually had enough time on their hands to create a Brent Musburger football drinking game?

Adding to the Farmer-Singleton drinking game, take a :gulp: every time:

Farmer says "Swing and a long one"
Farmer says "Good morning, good afternoon, good night"
Farmer talks about Notre Dame and/or Charlie Weis
Farmer talks about St. Rita High School
Farmer shows his deep love for Barroid
Farmer mentions his family listening to the game on XM from California
Singleton doing play-by-play messes up a call (this alone could get you takned)
Singleton brings up Farmer not wearing any socks
Singleton mentions the Minnesota "Tins"
Either one of them refer to Ranger Rongy
Farmer sings the praises of Mike North

EastCoastSoxFan
04-20-2006, 09:09 AM
Every time Hawk says that something "sucks" (which he seems to be doing more this season than I can ever remember), suck down a full can of beer...

Sxy Mofo
04-20-2006, 09:32 AM
"You could hang out all the drawers in Cook County on that rope" - Take off underwear, chug a beer.

Hawk talks about Joey Cora's prowess as a third base coach - 1 shot of Tequilla

"Chopper, two hopper" - 2 drinks

"Zone him in, reel him in, and light him up" - 1 drink (+5 if player does just that on the next pitch)

"The Dreaded leadoff walk" - 1 drink (+2 if walked runner scores that inning)

"If I had a dozen golf balls for every time . . ." - 2 drinks

Any mention of the "hiney bird" - 5 drinks (+5 if Hawk goes into long-winded explanation of what a "hiney bird" is, +5 if Jay Mariotti is mentioned in conjunction with "hiney bird")

DJ singing - 2 drinks

DJ talking in weird voice - 3 drinks (+2 if Hawk subsequently ignores him )

this is hilarious. Dark, you need to redo this thread, and take all the suggestions and separate them into the "tanked" version and the "buzzed version.

stl_sox_fan
04-20-2006, 11:00 AM
"You can cancel the postgame show" (When a nohitter/perfect game is broken up)

Not mentioned that much, so it deserves a keg stand.:gulp:

Oops I see it's already been added...my bad.

roylestillman
04-20-2006, 11:14 AM
"For that White Sox home run, another $100 will be contributed by the Alex Snelius family to White Sox Charities in loving memory of Ursula."

I haven't heard that this year - Did the Alex run out of money?

SOecks
04-20-2006, 11:16 AM
For the Farmer/Singleton broadcast, here's one to get us drunk by the first inning. Every time Singleton does a completely unneeded ... in between a sentence that should flow naturally. For example: "Paul Konerko...coming up to bat for the...second time today...is really...locked in...at the plate today" That would be 5 drinks.

MarySwiss
04-20-2006, 11:22 AM
I haven't heard that this year - Did the Alex run out of money?

Nope; I've heard it several times. The Alex Snelius family is still doing it.

mccombe_35
04-20-2006, 11:29 AM
http://www.sportscenteraltar.com/phrases/usage.asp?ID=41

Taliesinrk
04-20-2006, 12:01 PM
thanks guys... i've just wiped the tears from my face. some of that stuff was absolutely hilarious..


and to the question earlier about the alex s. foundation.. hawk mentioned it yesterday after juan's HR..

Sox35th
04-20-2006, 12:06 PM
Great post!! But sounds like there will in fact be a lot of drinking!!

Walker29
04-20-2006, 01:05 PM
After the Sox "put another crooked number on the board" drink as many as the crooked number is.
:gulp:

TheDarkGundam
04-20-2006, 01:54 PM
this is hilarious. Dark, you need to redo this thread, and take all the suggestions and separate them into the "tanked" version and the "buzzed version.
I think I will do that. I'll compile a list of all of the suggestions, and organize them by stuff he always says, and stuff he rarely says.
I'll add a disclaimer on the "tanked" version saying it's not my fault if you run out of alcohol/are in the hospital by the 3rd inning, because one of those is pretty sure to happen.

MinnieMinoso
04-20-2006, 03:57 PM
Don't remember seeing " Right Size--Wrong Shape" for a foul ball. Hope Hawk is reading these.:D:

Realist
04-20-2006, 05:26 PM
:harry&jimmy
"Jimmy, you better throw another case of Falstaff on ice... and stop touching me."

spluta7913
04-20-2006, 06:08 PM
down to our last bullet

pdr
04-20-2006, 06:19 PM
Hawk calls the Twins the "Twinkies"
Hawk calls the Angels the "Halos"

chidonez
04-20-2006, 09:21 PM
Good thing we have a break every three outs!

chidonez
04-20-2006, 09:22 PM
"Chopper, two hopper" - 2 drinks

That's my favorite...

RowanDye
04-20-2006, 10:39 PM
"He got a cookie there and couldn't do anything with it" - eat a cookie or drink a beer, your choice

"We've/They've got double-barreled action in the bullpen" that's 2 drinks

"Should be...it is" - 2 more drinks

"Sucks it up" - 1 drink

Whenever Hawk shouts a player's name, willing them NOT to mess up. CRREEEDE, CREEEDE.....YES! - I don't even know, just start drinking

QCIASOXFAN
04-20-2006, 10:53 PM
What about every time D.J. talks about his glory day when he played in Japan. Also I think everytime Hawk say's " zone him in, reel him in and light him up".

ClaudelSleptHere
04-21-2006, 03:23 AM
"Your what hurts?" This, along with 'grab some bench' has always been one of my favorites. Rarely hear either one anymore.

VenturaSoxFan23
04-21-2006, 01:04 PM
TV Version:

-Anytime Hawk & DJ get into a long-winded discussion about the "official name" of the Angels; drink shots of beer until discussion is over. (I said shots, you want to still stay upright. Have at least 10 set up.)

-"Froze him up, he knew it, too." (Called strike three when the batter just walks away.)

-"I got some money in [name of town here]." (Doesn't really say as often as he used to with Tom Paciorek.)

-"We got some work to do." (Drink until wasted.)

-"This guy's a player." (DJ's good for this one.)

A lot of others have been said.

Radio Version:

-Anytime either one of them tell a story that lasts less than 3 half-innings.

-Anytime Famer talks about someone that remembers him from his days with the Phillies.

-Anytime Farmer mentions speaking Spanish to a Sox pitcher. (Contreras or Garcia starts are good ones to count on.)

-"[Name of person here] is one of the all-around stand-up guys in baseball."

Domeshot17
04-21-2006, 04:18 PM
Dark our Game really seems to have taken off!!

Played it for Javiers game with few buddies from my school, ended up staying the night on campus because I was pretty drunk by the end and that just led to drinking most of the night. I would not suggest attempting this at at a bar would end up real expensive.

ArkanSox
04-21-2006, 05:10 PM
Shes listed a few hawkisms I was gonna post, including "Chopper, two hopper" but I had to get in here and let everyone know that I've been smiling all the way through this thing. Great job. Ok den, I'm off to the liquor store.
This is a CLASSIC THREAD!!!

viagracat
04-21-2006, 05:21 PM
Did anyone mention "GAS!":smile: ?

TheDarkGundam
04-21-2006, 05:36 PM
I'll combine it all into one MONSTER list, then divide it up, and weed out some (if necessary), then post the finalized versions.
Maybe I'll have it ready for tonight's game, so you guys better pick up plenty of your favorite beverage!

JimmyJoe
04-22-2006, 01:33 AM
Is there a "Carmines" reference in this thread? I'd like to submit that every time that Hawk calls The Team From Boston the Carmines everyone drinks.:gulp:

Nellie_Fox
04-22-2006, 02:18 AM
I'm ready to puke just reading this thread. This isn't a "Hi, Bob" drinking game. You guys have pretty much identified every single sentence they are likely to say during a game. WSI might get sued for the resulting brain damage.

QCIASOXFAN
04-22-2006, 02:42 AM
I'll combine it all into one MONSTER list, then divide it up, and weed out some (if necessary), then post the finalized versions.
Maybe I'll have it ready for tonight's game, so you guys better pick up plenty of your favorite beverage! Thats awesome man, so if D.J. goes off on a Baseball in Japan tangent is that going to be a bonus or something?? Is it like pound 3 beers, oh wait D.J. goes on those tangents all the time! Nevermind. I'm already ready for the list!

Mohoney
04-22-2006, 02:49 AM
If Hawk kisses George Brett's ass, chug your beer until you vomit.

If Hawk kisses Bert Blyleven's ass, chug your beer until you vomit, then chug another one for spite.

In fact, whenever Hawk kisses the ass of anybody that played on an opposing team during a game when we are playing said team and are losing badly, drink until you can't feel feelings.

Greg1983
04-22-2006, 09:29 AM
Let me add my kudos. This is the best thread I've read at WSI. Ever. I know there are some varied opinions on the matter, but let me just say right now that I am a Hawk fan. I think he's a blast. The very fact that this thread is possible makes him worth having.

A suggestion:

Anytime Hawk says "If you're just tuning in" or "In case you're just joining us" - 1 drink

Anytime Hawk uses the aforementioned phrases to describe something that just happened within the last two minutes - 2 drinks

Thanks
Greg1983

Mr. White Sox
04-22-2006, 09:32 AM
:hawk
"Zone him in, reel, him in, and light him up, Jimmy."
"That ball hit deep. Stretch! Get on back there!"
"AND YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD, YES! A 2-run HR for Jim Thome, and the Sox lead it! Two Nothing! Mercy!"

What is that, half a beer?

TheDarkGundam
04-22-2006, 12:06 PM
"Zone him in, reel, him in, and light him up, Jimmy."
"That ball hit deep. Stretch! Get on back there!"
"AND YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD, YES! A 2-run HR for Jim Thome, and the Sox lead it! Two Nothing! Mercy!"

What is that, half a beer?
That's 5 shots if DJ joins in on the "YES!"
I'm working on that list. There's almost 80 Hawkisms on it, so i'm narrowing it down.

spongyfungy
04-22-2006, 12:15 PM
It's official, Hawk can be replaced by a robot. If he voiced MLB 2k6, you wouldn't get the feeling you get when you play a sports game for a few weeks and the broadcaster starts repeating things

How about when Comcast adds a new city or cable provider..... "Moultrie Telecommunications....................Yes!"

Also when DJ enunciates 'Hang Wiff'em' as Hang with them.

lloyder
04-22-2006, 01:47 PM
Two shots for any future "Pirate Hawk" appearances perhaps? Y'know, the whole eyepatch thing...

Chisox353014
04-22-2006, 02:39 PM
A good semi-rare one would be: anytime Hawk uses "the best I ever saw..."
As in "Now DJ, the best I ever saw at laying down a two-strike bunt with less than two outs was Tony Conigliaro.."
-1 shot

Anytime Hawk describes a play that doesn't go right for the Sox by just angrily yelling "NO!". This usually happens on bad defensive plays at key moments.
-2 shots

Hawk mentions Mickey Mantle
-1 shot

Nellie_Fox
04-22-2006, 02:43 PM
Simplified rules of this game:

Hawk's face appears on the screen at the start of the broadcast: chug until you pass out.

scottmt
04-23-2006, 01:09 PM
Every time Hawk mentions a "Lance Johnson jump."

MasQbellesa
04-23-2006, 02:33 PM
I need a drinking game to get through a complete game of Farmio and Singelton on MLB-Audio
. :gulp: :gulp: :gulp:
They're terrible together!

QCIASOXFAN
04-25-2006, 10:39 PM
Is the list compiled yet and ready to play?

Parrothead
04-25-2006, 10:49 PM
:tomatoaward :threadrules:

alohafri
04-26-2006, 09:52 AM
As created by the WSI Chatroom attendees, and presented by yours truly, the Official Hawk and Dj drinking game. When one of the following happens, take a drink! :gulp:

1. He gone!
2. Put it on the board...YES! (+ DJ = double)
3. C'mon Stretch...
4. Can o Corn
5. Dadgum
6. That's BS!
7. Hawk mentions Ted Williams
8. Hawk mentions Yaz
9. mercy!
10. Hawk makes an excuse for a sox player doing something wrong
11. Hawk ignores DJ
12. one of the two say (or almost say) something totally innapropriate
13. Hawk mentions a sponsor (i.e. This game is brought to you by Miller)
14. Hawk gets mad about something, doesn't talk
15. DJ's awful HR call
16. TV station returns to game from commercials late
17. Hawk calls a player by a nickname
18. Hawk tells a story from his baseball career
19. Hawk says a bad player is good because they've played well against the Sox.

Any suggestions or comments?

I see myself not getting through the first inning!

TheDarkGundam
04-26-2006, 01:18 PM
Okay, here is the list i've been using for Chat. We've done it 2 games, and the final total for both was around 37 drinks.
Feel free to cut some out if you think this is too much, cause there are a lot.

He gone!
C'mon stretch! Put it on the board...YES! (all three parts = 3 drinks, if DJ joins in on "YES" then +1)
Can o Corn
Dadgum
That's BS!
Hawk mentions a big name player (Ted Williams, Yaz, etc.)
mercy!
Hawk makes an excuse for a sox player doing something wrong
Hawk ignores DJ
Hawk calls a player by a nickname or number/calls a team by another name (Twinkies, Carmines, etc.).
Mentioning of Ozzieball or crediting something to Ozzie
Good guys/bad guys mention
Ducksnort
Hangwiffum (DJ's "Hang with them" = 2 drinks)
cinch it up and hunker down
right size, wrong shape
reel him in, zone him in, and light him up
getonbackthere
Ball 4, Base Hit.
Hawk says a hitter is "in the cat-bird seat"
grab some bench
Any time DJ/Hawk talks about how bad he was when he played.
"[hometown], yes!"
"HE JUST MISSED THAT ONE"
"Stay fair/get foul, It will!"
When DJ talks about his playing career in Japan
Rack 'em up,
ducks on the pond,
"You can cancel the post game show"
"crooked number."
"We're interactive today."
"I love _______"
"The Dreaded leadoff walk"
DJ talking in weird voice
BONUS: 7th inning bathroom break! (finish whatever you are drinking before Hawk gets back)
Come back late from Commercial break
mentions golf
awkward silence with guest in booth
"good 2 stike hitter"
STRETCH + no Homerun = 2 drinks
chopper 2 hopper

Have fun! :gulp: