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santo=dorf
04-11-2006, 10:32 PM
Check out this loudmouth's myspace (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=52933644) page.

SO PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME IM A VERY OUT GOING GUY I LOVE HAVING A GREAT TIME PARTING, I LOVE CHILLIN I JUST LOVE HAVING FUN.. IM 6'3 240LBS HAZEL EYES HALF MEXICAN/AMERICAN.. YA AS YOU CAN SEE I DO PLAY FOR THE DETRIOT TIGERS IM A PITCHER IVE BEEN WITH THEM SINCE 2002 DRAFTED OUT OF HIGHSCHOOL... YES I DRINK BUT IM GOOD AT TAKING CARE OF MY SELF....WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE HALLA AT ME.... LOVE PEACE AND HAIR GREASE IM GONE LATERS...

TelevisionNOT A REAL BIG T (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=52933644#).V (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=52933644#). GUY CAUSE IM ALWAYS AT THE FIELD OR OUT PARTING (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=52933644#)...

Parting his hair on his shaved head? :?:
Thome's Homey
04-11-2006, 10:38 PM
Looks authentic to me.

:whistle:


Who I'd like to meet:
I WOULD LOVE TOO MEAT ALL TYPE OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD...


He's not "meating" this fella without at least buying me dinner and telling me he loves me first, that's for sure!
kittle42
04-11-2006, 10:51 PM
Whoever put that up is either an idiot or, more likely, has an excellent sense of humor.
NonetheLoaiza
04-11-2006, 10:53 PM
The scary thing is that for someone who plays for the Tigers...he actually has some pretty good grammar.
kittle42
04-11-2006, 11:03 PM
The scary thing is that for someone who plays for the Tigers...he actually has some pretty good grammar.

That occurred to me...the author probably is giving the Tigers too much credit. :D:
santo=dorf
04-11-2006, 11:05 PM
Whoever put that up is either an idiot or, more likely, has an excellent sense of humor.
Tigers fans (http://www.motownsports.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36949)are going with the first guy.

His grammer is hilarious. The N-word is not, and should not be used.
Kelsey? :rolleyes:
MERPER
04-12-2006, 12:16 AM
So, which WSI member will be the first to embarass him by posting about Konerko taking him yard in his first game at pitcher-friendly Comerica? I am sure all those girls posting on his message board would love to see he got shelled by Paulie!!!
kittle42
04-12-2006, 01:08 AM
So, which WSI member will be the first to embarass him by posting about Konerko taking him yard in his first game at pitcher-friendly Comerica? I am sure all those girls posting on his message board would love to see he got shelled by Paulie!!!

That would nice, if the posting was actually real.
Mr. White Sox
04-12-2006, 01:14 AM
That would nice, if the posting was actually real.

That would also be nice if myspace mattered a lick. (pssst, it doesn't!)
Thome's Homey
04-12-2006, 02:00 AM
That would nice, if the posting was actually real.

I see no evidence that the page is a fake.
gbergman
04-12-2006, 03:02 AM
probably a fake people make fakes all the time