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JohnBasedowYoda
04-08-2006, 12:06 PM
Another reason to love the Brewers and their frightening closer.

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/mlb/players/5/6420.jpg
http://cires.colorado.edu/~arbetter/image/jim_anchower.gif

LuvSox
04-08-2006, 01:05 PM
Another reason to love the Brewers and their frightening closer.

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/mlb/players/5/6420.jpg
http://cires.colorado.edu/%7Earbetter/image/jim_anchower.gif

Good call. :D:

JohnBasedowYoda
04-08-2006, 01:30 PM
Good call. :D:

Thanks. I have too much time on my hands here and I aim to provide the most pointless and semi-amusing connections/observations I can. Glad you're all aboard.

SOXintheBURGH
04-08-2006, 02:19 PM
Totally, dude. Plus Anchower is known to live in Wisconsin.

The Critic
04-08-2006, 03:17 PM
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/mlb/players/5/6420.jpg
"Hola, amigos! What's goin' on? I know it's been a while since I rapped at ya, but I been closin' games in Milwaukee...."

:D:

SOXintheBURGH
04-08-2006, 04:43 PM
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/mlb/players/5/6420.jpg
"Hola, amigos! What's goin' on? I know it's been a while since I rapped at ya, but I been closin' games in Milwaukee...."

:D:

What is Anchower up to these days? I think I missed his last two issues. Last I heard he had just gotten fired from his job driving people to and from the airport and then he met some chick that used to come over with beer and he was in love.

The Critic
04-08-2006, 04:48 PM
What is Anchower up to these days? I think I missed his last two issues. Last I heard he had just gotten fired from his job driving people to and from the airport and then he met some chick that used to come over with beer and he was in love.
That's the last one I've seen.
They haven't had a new Anchower column in a while. They're due.

SOXintheBURGH
04-08-2006, 04:51 PM
That's the last one I've seen.
They haven't had a new Anchower column in a while. They're due.

Good, thankfully I haven't missed anything. I've been chronicalling the legend of Anchower for almost 10 years now (I would guess 7 or 8), hard to believe. Always been my favorite column/article at the Onion.

ewokpelts
04-08-2006, 07:57 PM
Good, thankfully I haven't missed anything. I've been chronicalling the legend of Anchower for almost 10 years now (I would guess 7 or 8), hard to believe. Always been my favorite column/article at the Onion.no love for smooth b or kornfeld?

SOXintheBURGH
04-08-2006, 08:03 PM
no love for smooth b or kornfeld?

I love them both as well, but I enjoy Anchower more. I think its because I know about 5 guys just like him.

There will also be cocktail sauce.

JohnBasedowYoda
04-08-2006, 11:03 PM
no love for smooth b or kornfeld?


I think it's smoove b.

Yeah I went to the Onion site and searched for our boy Jim. He hasn't had a new column since 2005. They did a weird future Onion issue and they had him in there. It was great. They had it were his one buddy (wes i wanna say) died and his hovercar just got fixed and is on it's last legs.

ewokpelts
04-09-2006, 11:47 AM
I think it's smoove b.

Yeah I went to the Onion site and searched for our boy Jim. He hasn't had a new column since 2005. They did a weird future Onion issue and they had him in there. It was great. They had it were his one buddy (wes i wanna say) died and his hovercar just got fixed and is on it's last legs.

Smoove sound more like it....
the future issue was hilarious! almost as good as the post election 2000 issue..."Clinton Declares himself president for life!"

Gene

ewokpelts
04-09-2006, 05:03 PM
May 13th...you too can get a anchower/turbow bobblehead at miller park! complete with mullet!

http://milwaukee.brewers.mlb.com/mil/images/y2006/promotions/promo_0513_150x200.jpg

Gene

JohnBasedowYoda
04-09-2006, 05:32 PM
No gaping mouf

ComiskeyBrewer
04-12-2006, 07:47 AM
No gaping mouf

Nope, but it does have that massive nose.

MUsoxfan
04-12-2006, 11:59 AM
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/mlb/players/5/6420.jpg
"Hola, amigos! What's goin' on? I know it's been a while since I rapped at ya, but I been closin' games in Milwaukee...."

:D:

I saw him on Cold Pizza the other day and he sounds alot like how I imagine Anchower would talk. The host asked him if anyone ever calls him "Spicoli"