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04-07-2006, 03:16 PM

Cubs buy White Sox (http://www.theheckler.com/index.php?page=0000-DH-06-04-7&idrub=65&idsite=1&PHPSESSID=f04d74c2c57553e6dd1b8d4501e3980e)
North Siders capture elusive title by purchasing champs
The Daily Heckle, Friday, April 7, 2006

After 98 long years, the Chicago Cubs are once again the proud owners of a World Series trophy.

"It came with the team," said Cubs GM Jim Hendry, brandishing the hardware at a press conference announcing his club's purchase of the White Sox franchise. "When I hold this trophy, I think of all the critics who said we'd never be champs on the North Side. Where are the doubters now?"

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04-07-2006, 03:18 PM
Obiviously the author of this futile attempt at satire is a dillusional Cub fan.

No wonder so few of them have jobs...

04-07-2006, 03:20 PM
Is it just me, or did the Heckler become a lot less funny after the Series?

Every so often, they'd come up with something clever. Not anymore.

04-07-2006, 03:32 PM
The Heckler is nothing but a piss poor attempt to imitate the Onion by a bunch of untalented, un-witty and probably unemployed, delusional Cub fans.

**** them.


Baby Fisk
04-07-2006, 03:37 PM
Brushback usually has funnier content. There's a stupid sidebar about the Sox, but also a funny story about the Braves playoff hopes. linky (http://www.thebrushback.com/atlantabraves_full.htm)

04-07-2006, 03:38 PM
They do know their fans

you got to smile at #20 :D:


04-07-2006, 07:26 PM
They do know their fans

I've always found their Sox stuff amusing at best, but they sure are brutal on their own. That alone makes it worth visiting.

04-08-2006, 02:20 AM
but they sure are brutal on their own. That alone makes it worth visiting.

I agree. The people at the Heckler really don't drink alot of the blue Kool-Aid. They really tear into the Cubs when the feel it necessary