View Full Version : Twins uber prospect jailed

03-31-2006, 12:09 PM
Real nice. I don't quite think this is what they mean when they say "start the season out strong".


The same old stuff. "we stand behind him", and "I feel like I made a mistake". It's a little better than the plausible deniability offered by Rincon last year, but what a great way to start off the season.

[Flush... what was that?]

Oh. And to complete the day, they also optioned Bartlett to AAA, so Juan Castro can be the starting SS. pfft. Nice moves geniuses. "gee, our offense sucks. I wonder why?".

Thome's Homey
03-31-2006, 12:20 PM
DUI'ing is an excellent training regimen. It worked wonders for Sidney Ponson.

03-31-2006, 02:11 PM
I'm sure that Neyer went to the precinct and paid bail money to get him in the rotation, since they're the best team in the Central after picking up .270 (OBP)Batista and RonDL White.

03-31-2006, 03:45 PM
Actually, uber should have umlauts on it.

03-31-2006, 03:53 PM
Actually, uber should have umlauts on it.

'll gv mlts...

04-01-2006, 01:20 AM
'll gv mlts...

That's not ber nice !!