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03-30-2006, 04:36 PM
Attention Attention
Da Reverand Is About To Speak
I Da Rev Aj Iguchi
Presenta To Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaa
Da World Champeens
Your White Sox, My White Sox, Heavens White Sox

As Predicted By Me, Last Springa
And Wit Da Help Of Da Baseball Gods
The Sox Was Suxcessfull
In Dere Endeavors
And They Now Claim The Title
Of The Kings Of All Ova Baseball

And It Has Been Forseen
In The Crystal Ball Of Sports
Dat Da 2006 White Sox
Will Be Bigger And Better
Den Eva Before!!!
Hallelujah My Brotha's And Sista's

All Of The Americana And Nationala
Leagues, Will Bow Down
Like Never Seen Before In Da
History Of Abner Doubledays Game
To Praise The Greatesta Team Ever

The Nonbelievers Will Be Struck Down
Like Da North Side Losers
Striking Out Repeatidely
Home Runs Will Fly Off Da Bats
Of The Chosen 25, And K's Will Be Abundent

So My Friends The Clouds Of Joy
Will Continue To Hang Above
Our Chosen Warriors
And The Sun Will Engulf
All That Call Demselves
The White Sox Family.

We Thought 2005 Was Special
Well We Aint Seen Nuthin Yet!!!!
After Dis Season Commences
All Lowlife Cub Fans Will
Be Sent To Banishment
To Watch Videos- Forever More

Of The 2006 White Sox
Who Will Win Over 100 Regular Season
Games, And Sweep Their Opponents
On Their Way To There 2nd
World Series Champeenship

And All The World
Will Unite In Singing The Praises
Of The Team For All Generations
Our Champs The White Sox
Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye

03-30-2006, 04:47 PM

Baby Fisk
03-30-2006, 04:48 PM
Blessed be the Whooping Bats!

03-30-2006, 05:54 PM
Excellent! Can we have the Reverend do this every week?

03-30-2006, 06:04 PM
Where's the Ferret of Doom? :whiner:

03-30-2006, 06:17 PM
Blessed be the Whooping Bats!

He left the Whooping Bats out of this years sermon.

03-30-2006, 06:26 PM
He left the Whooping Bats out of this years sermon.

The sermon still works.

I pretend Rev. Cleophus down at the Triple Rock is giving it. :)

03-30-2006, 06:48 PM
Excellent! Can we have the Reverend do this every week?

da rev comes out on occasion, weekly is quite a bit
but he appreciates your kindness.

03-30-2006, 06:50 PM
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