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Minnie Me
03-29-2006, 09:36 AM
Royals- "Your Team. Your Town." (Only our Balls Aren't Blue)
Astros- "Believe the Buzz!" (Roof, Roof)
A's- "A Different Brand of Baseball" (The A's Have It)
Cardinals- "Welcome to Baseball Heaven- Inagural Season 2006"(Thank Heavens That Old Dump Is Gone)
D-Rays- "We Come To PLAY"(Something is Fishy Here)
Dodgers- "Think Blue" (Only Our Balls Aren't Blue)
D-backs- "A New Brand of Baseball" (Snake Eyes)
Giants- "Your SF Giants" (SF Means Steriod Free)
Mets- "The Team. The Time."(Time For A Team)
Padres- "On A Mission" (On Caffine )
Phillies- "Red Means Go" (Red Means Broke)
Rangers- "Every Day Is Game Day"(Every Day Is Pay Day)
Pirates- "We Will"(We Will We Will Rock You)
Reds- "The POWER of Tradition"
Rockies- "GenRation" (Regeneration)
Tigers- "Who's Your Tiger?"(Who's Your Tiger?)
Twins- "Twins Territory"(Twinkies Forever)
DumpJerry
03-29-2006, 09:44 AM
I guess Willie is really dead to you, no mention of him or his new team......

You gave the Royals and Dodgers pretty much the same slogan (and possible Roadhouse material). The Royals' slogan could be "Don't hold your breath for a Royal World Series (your face will turn blue)."
Baby Fisk
03-29-2006, 09:54 AM
Royals- "Come Home Zack, We Love You, All Is Forgiven"
RedHeadPaleHoser
03-29-2006, 10:17 AM
The Royals - you gotta love us, we fit Quisenberry on the back of a jersey.
skottyj242
03-29-2006, 11:10 AM
The Royals - you gotta love us, we fit Quisenberry on the back of a jersey.

That's pretty funny.
SOXPHILE
03-29-2006, 11:15 AM
You have to feel bad for the marketing departments of teams like the Pirates, Devil Rays, & Royals. Those teams have been bad for a while, -(always have been, in the D-Rays case)- and don't really have much to look forward to in the near future.
Bobby Thigpen
03-29-2006, 12:52 PM
Devil Rays Baseball- Better than suicide!!
NonetheLoaiza
03-29-2006, 01:13 PM
Kansas City Royals Baseball: We thought you were supposed to score LESS runs than your opponent. We'll try and get it right this year...seriously.
Railsplitter
03-29-2006, 05:24 PM
Marlins- Gone Phisin'
Cubs- SS, DY aka Same Stuff, Different Year
FireMariotti
03-31-2006, 12:47 AM
Devil Rays Baseball- Better than suicide!!

Aren't there laws against false advertising??
palehozenychicty
03-31-2006, 10:10 AM
You have to feel bad for the marketing departments of teams like the Pirates, Devil Rays, & Royals. Those teams have been bad for a while, -(always have been, in the D-Rays case)- and don't really have much to look forward to in the near future.

The Pirates are a couple years away, honestly, and the D-Rays need to trade a couple of their outfielders for some pitching.

They did beat the Yanks 12 times last year.