Best of Ozzie

[Half Cocked Jack]

I'm writing a piece for my school paper, and am trying to put together a little collection of the "Best of Ozzie" in terms of quotes. I remember a few, but poking around on the internet its tough to find exact quotes, and I'm sure there's some truly bizarre ones I've missed completely.

So, I'm asking for help. What are the best Ozzie Guillen quotes?

One that I've found that I like:

"I like trouble. Why not? A lot of people have their way to say stuff. I got my way," Guillen said. "Attack. Attack. I never take the first punch, never. Believe me, you throw me rocks, I'm gonna F-16 and just try to kill you."

[mrfourni]

Subway. Eat French

[Deebs14]

"The beer tastes better when you win."

[palehozenychicty]

I no boleeve in good manager.

[chisox]

baseballprospectus.com (www.baseballprospectus.com) has a solid collection of quotes.

just search for quotes of the week and ozzie and you'll be good.

[IlliniSox4Life]

His quote about Maglio is pretty classic. Don't know the exact thing, but shouldn't be too hard to find.

Also, I would suggest trying to email himself for a quote just for your paper. If I remember correctly, his email is ozzieguillen13@hotmail.com (unless he's changed it or I am just wrong).