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spiffie
03-28-2006, 12:45 PM
One jar of hope for the Cubs 2006 season (http://cgi.ebay.com/One-Jar-of-Hope-for-the-Chicago-Cubs-2006-Season_W0QQitemZ8788169846QQcategoryZ25131QQssPage NameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

Someone's going to buy this. And that person needs to be slapped with a fish.

SOXPHILE
03-28-2006, 12:55 PM
Crap. Why didn't I think of this ?

rwcescato
03-28-2006, 12:55 PM
One jar of hope for the Cubs 2006 season (http://cgi.ebay.com/One-Jar-of-Hope-for-the-Chicago-Cubs-2006-Season_W0QQitemZ8788169846QQcategoryZ25131QQssPage NameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

Someone's going to buy this. And that person needs to be slapped with a fish.

What if a Sox fans buys it and crushes there hopes and dreams. We might accicentally drop it and break it. The hat just might blow away into lake Michigan. Then what happens.:supernana:

Unregistered
03-28-2006, 01:07 PM
Awesome, I can put it right next to my "one jar of urine" from the magical 2003 season. :cool:

Hangar18
03-28-2006, 01:18 PM
As soon as I saw the title, I IMMEDIATELY knew it had to be cub-related. Damn, those fans are the laughingstock of america, and they have no idea.

Cuck the Fubs
03-28-2006, 01:19 PM
Amazing.....simply amazing

MM2112
03-28-2006, 01:21 PM
we have to bid on this and win it and then either drop it or fill it with urine

daveeym
03-28-2006, 01:22 PM
Crap. Why didn't I think of this ? Buy it, fill it with that crap and relist it with a more accurate description.

Baby Fisk
03-28-2006, 01:25 PM
An empty jar and some guy's stinky, 20 year old hat. Wow, just wow.

Thank you White Sox! :bandance:

chisoxfan64
03-28-2006, 01:26 PM
Someone will probably buy this for a lot of money and turn it into spaghetti.

itsnotrequired
03-28-2006, 01:27 PM
Buy it, fill it with that crap and relist it with a more accurate description.

Or break it and relist the pieces with some description like "Hopes Smashed".:D:

Dan Mega
03-28-2006, 01:31 PM
Quick, does WSI have a corporate credit card? Bid!

Tekijawa
03-28-2006, 01:47 PM
The funny thing is I don't see Collegeville, PA having the excess Hopes and Dreams to be able to prepackage and send to some willing Cubs fan.

Chip Z'nuff
03-28-2006, 02:03 PM
Can the cubs hopes and dreams only be bottled in mason jars? I wonder if they can also be packaged in old McDonalds cups. If this guy can sell a mason jar and cub hat for over .99 then I bet I could sell old mcdonalds cups 3 for $5 out in front of the urinal

RedHeadPaleHoser
03-28-2006, 02:45 PM
A Sox fan needs to buy it...without question. Can't fill it with urine though - the fratboys at Wrigley can't aim for a container that small. Make it a brick wall of hope, and you're onto something.

MinnySoxFan
03-28-2006, 03:06 PM
One mason jar with piss coming right up.
And a nice barbequed cubs hat coming up.

$1 of cubs joy be demolished

Uncle_Patrick
03-28-2006, 03:15 PM
Man, I can't believe one of you actually bid on this. The guy selling this probably isn't even a Cubs fan but someone looking to take advantage of gullible Cubs fans.

Cuck the Fubs
03-28-2006, 03:22 PM
One mason jar with piss coming right up.
And a nice barbequed cubs hat coming up.

$1 of cubs joy be demolished

:o: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo

MinnySoxFan
03-28-2006, 03:33 PM
if this jag wants 8 bucks, then i'll give it to him.

Parrothead
03-28-2006, 07:25 PM
One jar of hope for the Cubs 2006 season (http://cgi.ebay.com/One-Jar-of-Hope-for-the-Chicago-Cubs-2006-Season_W0QQitemZ8788169846QQcategoryZ25131QQssPage NameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

Someone's going to buy this. And that person needs to be slapped with a fish.

SLAPPED WITH A FISH ?:?:

JohnBasedowYoda
03-28-2006, 07:52 PM
One mason jar with piss coming right up.
And a nice barbequed cubs hat coming up.

$1 of cubs joy be demolished

Man don't waste your money on that junk! You're feeding the machine!

ChiSoxLifer
03-28-2006, 08:36 PM
take advantage of gullible Cubs fans.

That's so redundant.

chisoxfanatic
03-28-2006, 08:56 PM
SLAPPED WITH A FISH ?:?:

I think he meant slapped with a TROUT!

thomas35forever
03-28-2006, 11:08 PM
Empty the jar and fill it with Sox championship gear small enough to fit into that jar!

Baby Fisk
03-29-2006, 09:42 AM
Empty the jar and fill it with Sox championship gear small enough to fit into that jar!
Now that would be hilarious! [*evil laughter*]

spiffie
03-29-2006, 10:48 AM
I think he meant slapped with a TROUT!
The Fish Slapping Dance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fish-Slapping_Dance)

soxinem1
03-30-2006, 01:15 PM
we have to bid on this and win it and then either drop it or fill it with urine

I have a better idea. We'll have a ceremony at Shaller's on Halsted and blow it up!!!

Then all the hopes and dreams for the 2006 cub season will go up in smoke!!!!

Uncle_Patrick
03-30-2006, 02:07 PM
I have a better idea. We'll have a ceremony at Shaller's on Halsted and blow it up!!!

Then all the hopes and dreams for the 2006 cub season will go up in smoke!!!!

The Cubs will destory the hopes and dreams of their fans all on their own.

Uncle_Patrick
03-30-2006, 03:01 PM
Oh man, I just read the little Q&A thing at the bottom of the auction.


Q:If I win this auction I will urinate in the jar, GO WHITE SOXMar-30-06
http://pics.ebaystatic.com/aw/pics/s.gifA:Hey Cubs fans, don't let this happen to the jar of hope!!!

Although I think that this guy put that on the listing to try and drum up more bids, it did make me laugh.

FedEx227
03-30-2006, 03:36 PM
This is def. up there with the dumbest E-Bay auctions I've ever seen... BUT the best ever was one that just blew my mind.... a guy in Toronto claimed his basement flooded after every Raptors game and was selling the flood water from Kobe Bryant's 81-point performance.

RealMenWearBlack
03-31-2006, 12:47 AM
This is def. up there with the dumbest E-Bay auctions I've ever seen... BUT the best ever was one that just blew my mind.... a guy in Toronto claimed his basement flooded after every Raptors game and was selling the flood water from Kobe Bryant's 81-point performance.

If you think that's dumb, just check out this site: http://www.g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/blog/AOTB/cat/8/It_Came_From_eBay.html