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03-24-2006, 12:14 PM
I hate mass emails - especially ones with stupid jokes, but this one was pretty good so I figured I'd share:

Three baseball fans were on their way to a
game when one noticed a foot sticking out
of the bushes by the side of the road.

They stopped and discovered a nude female
passed-out drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the
White Sox fan took off his cap and placed it
over her right breast. The Yankee fan took off
his cap and placed it over her left breast.

Following their lead, the Cub fan took off his
cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer
arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he
lifted up the White Sox cap, replaced it, and
wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the
Yankee cap, replaced it, and wrote down some
more notes.

The officer then lifted the Cubs cap, replaced
it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a
third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Cub fan was getting upset and finally asked,
"What are you, a pervert or something? Why do
you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"

Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised.
Normally when I look under a Cubs hat, I find
an [a-hole]."

:bandance:

palehozenychicty
03-24-2006, 12:41 PM
I dig it!

Scottiehaswheels
04-10-2006, 01:03 PM
My dad of all people just sent me this one today...

CHIsoxNation
04-10-2006, 01:10 PM
I got this one a few weeks ago...although the Cubs fan and the Sox fan were switched around! :angry:

mrs. hendu
04-12-2006, 09:27 AM
I got this one a few weeks ago...although the Cubs fan and the Sox fan were switched around! :angry:

No stress, we all know the joke doesn't make sense switched around. :cool: