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JohnBasedowYoda
03-16-2006, 06:14 PM
I thought I'd bring this back. We haven't done it since the championship and last time we did it was in '04 when things were looking very grim. Here's the rules for a Haiku:

Haiku:A poem consisting of 3 lines:
1st line-5 syllables
2nd line-7 syllables
3rd line-5 syllables

And here's the original thread:
http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=39589&highlight=haiku

So post your Haiku, and remember we're CHAMPS!

Welcome Jim Thome
You better punish the Ball
You are my homie

Seats and field are green
Some think AJ's a meanie
He's the rocksteady

SoxSpeed22
03-16-2006, 06:21 PM
Javier and Jim
Rob, Alex and the others
Play by winning rules.

ondafarm
03-16-2006, 06:24 PM
Tanaka are also viable or the 5-7-5-7-5 scheme.

MarySwiss
03-16-2006, 06:27 PM
The Sox are the best
All the other teams eat dirt
We will win again

RadioheadRocks
03-16-2006, 06:28 PM
Here's a link to one of mine from a few months back:

http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=64500

It's at the bottom of Page 2 of the thread.

HotelWhiteSox
03-16-2006, 06:30 PM
Javy and Freddy
Are finally coming home
Let's win another

Chip Z'nuff
03-16-2006, 06:32 PM
South Side Chicago
champions defend titles
crowds anticipate

soxfanatlanta
03-16-2006, 06:49 PM
The Cubune spins lies
Optimisim turns to dust
Prior's labrum torn

I want Mags back
03-16-2006, 07:12 PM
Pitching and defense
again takes us all the way
You prostectic whore


we always used that ending for hykos at camp

JohnBasedowYoda
03-16-2006, 07:24 PM
we always used that ending for hykos at camp

What kind of camp man?
This sounds strange to me I say.
Did you roast weenies?

A. Cavatica
03-16-2006, 07:30 PM
Ozzie Guillen says
"I make the ****ing lineups!"
Why second guess him?

JohnBasedowYoda
03-16-2006, 08:11 PM
Ozzie Guillen says
"I make the ****ing lineups!"
Why second guess him?

Best one yet. :bandance:

starboy0
03-16-2006, 08:38 PM
white silver black dream
cooking onion sunlit green
balls arc sky melted

1951Campbell
03-16-2006, 08:40 PM
Summer sun sinking
AJ lines one to left field
Hot dog scent wafts by

1951Campbell
03-16-2006, 08:44 PM
Sox win 9 to 6
Homefish peed in fans' Wheaties?
Ten-game lead in June!

tony1972
03-16-2006, 09:47 PM
Good Morning White Sox
Two Oh Five World Series Champs
Go Go Go White Sox

nasox
03-16-2006, 11:17 PM
Oh Sweet Crack of Bat
Savory Wafts of Churros
I truly am home

Beware all who dare
To challenge the fierce White Sox
Defeat shall result

Ozzie is the man
Who stiches between the seams
And makes us a team

WSI

We come for all things
White Sox news, notes and fans
I thank the kind mods

(And laugh at the N00bs)

Well, I tired...:cool:

pdr
03-16-2006, 11:56 PM
Put it on the board
Yes! Duck snort. Baltimore chop.
He gone! Strap it down.

markopat
03-17-2006, 12:28 AM
The Season Begins...

We are World Champions...

Let's Get it Started.

:bandance: :bandance: :bandance: :bandance: :bandance: :bandance: :bandance:

1951Campbell
03-17-2006, 07:33 AM
Put it on the board
Yes! Duck snort. Baltimore chop.
He gone! Strap it down.

For DJ:

Uh-oh! Haikus are
Hard for Sox announcers who
Say very little

For Farmer:

That reminds me of
A long story: airtime now
Filled with tales of past

SOXSINCE'70
03-17-2006, 07:55 AM
For Farmer:

That reminds me of
A long story: airtime now
Filled with tales of past


:farmer
"Light it up".:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Jurr
03-17-2006, 08:45 AM
For the opener:

I'll drive to Chi Town
The opener calls my name
Never sat so high.

A little not so old school:
Jose is our ex
Plays third for Puerto Rico
Still boots his grounders

Why not?
M.R.I's are fun
Seems like all the guys need one
Hope they're all good news

Jerko
03-17-2006, 08:53 AM
Things have gone our way
Green seats, smoking ban, sellouts
What more do we need?

spiffie
03-17-2006, 10:14 AM
Bad Uncle Jerry.
My seat is still ugly blue.
Channeling Hangar.

Only sixteen days
until the kosher dogs cook
and the Sox defend.

areilly
03-17-2006, 10:44 AM
One two Iguchi
Wells delivers the payoff
Back! It's a goner!

...

Four complete games. How
about one-hundred-seven-
ty-four complete games?

...

And the Chicago
White Sox have won the
World Series. Celebrate!

...

Paulie's up. I don't
think "yay" I think "Harvester
of ******* Sorrow."

...

I knew it was love
When she kissed me beneath the
post-game fireworks.

Madvora
03-17-2006, 11:08 AM
You can strap it up

Or else you can strap it down

Just don't strap it on

Rooney4Prez56
03-17-2006, 11:17 AM
We've got the trophy
We're going to raise the flag soon.
Can't wait till the 2nd

Baby Fisk
03-17-2006, 11:17 AM
part 1

When the hell is this
Game ever going to end?
Ah crap, here comes Blum…


part 2

Get up! Get up! Stretch!
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARRRRRRD…
YES! SOX TAKE THE LEAD!

voodoochile
03-17-2006, 11:18 AM
The crack of the bat
And the green fields of summer
Flying Sox soaring

JohnBasedowYoda
03-17-2006, 06:24 PM
Hawk Glares at DJ
AJ Glares at the batter
Buehrle throws a strike

Chisox003
03-17-2006, 06:33 PM
DJ makes comment
Hawk chugs bottle of liquor
Ignores, stares blankly