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esbrechtel
02-28-2006, 03:05 PM
I got this sweet email i donno who wrote it had to be someone on this board...
2006 Chicago Cubs Promotional Schedule

April 7: Home Opener and raising of the "Attendance Flag" to commemorate the magical 2005 season in which the Cubs were a bigger draw than any of their hated rivals. Not being raised: World Series Champions flag.
April 8: Presentation of the "Nice Neighborhood" rings to members of the 2005 squad in commemoration of their capturing of the city's heart by playing in such a cute little part of town. Not being presented: World Series Champions rings.
April 9: Home Opener Weekend festivities conclude with the Cardinals completing a sweep of the Cubs at Wrigley.
April 24: Win a Mark Prior autographed picture! 100 lucky fans will receive a 5 x 7" photo signed by the Cubs' 11-game winner!
April 25: Turn Back the Clock I with throwback jerseys, old-time music and special guests and relive the magic of the Cubs' epic loss to the Florida Marlins in the 2003 NLCS.
May 13: Turn Back the Clock II with authentic 1984 uniforms jerseys and an even more authentic loss to the 1984 NLCS champion San Diego Padres.
May 14: Precious Moments figurine doll to the first 10,000 female fans*.
June 15: Kerry Wood bobblehead day. The first 10,000 fans will receive a bobblehead doll of the Northsiders' all-time leader in simulated strikeouts!
June 16: Turn Back the Clock III - Kick off a rematch of the Cubs' most recent World Series appearance as they welcome the Detroit Tigers and try to beat them for the first time since 1945.
June 30: Cross-town Amnesty Day - All managers and first 25 players on the White Sox active roster will receive a complimentary win.
July 1: Turn Back the Clock IV - 1906 World Series rematch. Authentic memorabilia will be given out to lucky Cub fans, as will an authentic 1906-style massacre of their lovable losers.
July 2: Lovable Loser Day - First 15,000 losers get to fall in love with the Cubs even more as they are handed yet another staggering loss at home by yet another area team that has built something more substantial than their own ticket-scalping empire**.
July 14: Harry Caray Day, featuring an all-star tribute to the late and beloved former White Sox and Cardinals announcer.
August 1: Nine Games Back Day - First 10,000 fans in attendance to correctly explain what "Nine Games Back" means receive a Cubs t-shirt***.
August 19: Playoff Day. Come out and root for the Cubs as they stand on the brink of elimination against the Cardinals with forty-one games still left to play in the season. First 20,000 fans wearing Cubs gear receive a White Sox t-shirt.
September 2: Turn Back the Clock V - Cubs fans, come out and party like it's 1989 in this showdown against the 1989 NLCS champion San Francisco Giants!
October 1: Final Home Game / Wait 'Til Next Year Day - First 39,538 fans are idiots.
(*) This one's real, believe it or not. Precious Moments? Come on.
(**) Wrigley Field Premium Ticketing Services, 3717 N. Clark St.
(***) Contest runs through the end of the 2006 season. Okay, 2007 season.

Dan Mega
02-28-2006, 03:09 PM
Here we go again!

LuvSox
02-28-2006, 03:12 PM
Enough already

Blob
02-28-2006, 03:34 PM
Damn, I was just going to post this too.

Oh well, guess I'll go post a thread about keeping count of the media coverage and their good and bad stories of the Sox and Cubs.

Or maybe I'll start one about the blue/green seats.

All my good ideas are taken already, I'm going to take a nap.

Scottiehaswheels
02-28-2006, 03:39 PM
I got this sweet email i donno who wrote it had to be someone on this board...
2006 Chicago Cubs Promotional Schedule



You officially owe everyone here a beer... This rule was declared in a previous posting of this thing.... Get out your credit card for what? 6000 beers?

I think you proposed that right Baby Fisk?

SoxFan78
02-28-2006, 03:43 PM
You have got to be kidding me. How many times do we have to see this same, tired post????

Hangar18
02-28-2006, 03:43 PM
You officially owe everyone here a beer... This rule was declared in a previous posting of this thing.... Get out your credit card for what? 6000 beers?

I think you proposed that right Baby Fisk?

Yup. Miller Lite please ..........

Chicken Dinner
02-28-2006, 03:44 PM
Yawn:o:

SOXintheBURGH
02-28-2006, 03:50 PM
I'll have a Yuengling.

santo=dorf
02-28-2006, 03:59 PM
:threadsucks

Scottiehaswheels
02-28-2006, 04:03 PM
:threadsucks

Even if you get a free beer from it? :D:

Clembasbal
02-28-2006, 04:03 PM
I'm cheap, I'll have an Old Milwaukee.

And

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/wrstdude/searchfirst_1.gif

LuvSox
02-28-2006, 06:46 PM
I'm cheap, I'll have an Old Milwaukee.

And

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/wrstdude/searchfirst_1.gif

Great post!

Somebody point him towards Beers Of The Worls so I can get a Becks.

santo=dorf
02-28-2006, 06:57 PM
Even if you get a free beer from it? :D:
Knowing that everybody won't be getting a free beer out of it makes it worse. :(:

TheDarkGundam
02-28-2006, 07:01 PM
You have got to be kidding me. How many times do we have to see this same, tired post????
By my count this is the 6th time.

itsnotrequired
02-28-2006, 07:10 PM
By my count this is the 6th time.

I think its more than that. At least eight.

I believe I will take my beer poured into a cup fashioned out of the Cubs promotional schedule...

Chicken Dinner
02-28-2006, 07:14 PM
By my count this is the 6th time.

Babe..........I got you babe...............Phil............Phil Conners is that you?

LongLiveFisk
02-28-2006, 08:44 PM
Granted, it was funny the first time but now it borders on Cub-session.

SOXintheBURGH
02-28-2006, 08:57 PM
Granted, it was funny the first time but now it borders on Cub-session.

Plus, if you notice 7 of the 8 have been from new posters.. :rolleyes:

CubsfansareDRUNK
03-01-2006, 07:41 AM
Babe..........I got you babe...............Phil............Phil Conners is that you?

Phil? Phil Connors? I thought that was you!

Baby Fisk
03-01-2006, 08:20 AM
You officially owe everyone here a beer... This rule was declared in a previous posting of this thing.... Get out your credit card for what? 6000 beers?

I think you proposed that right Baby Fisk?
I'll have a Guinness please, Breakfast of Champions. :cheers:

Risk
03-01-2006, 08:25 AM
I'll have a Guinness please, Breakfast of Champions. :cheers:

Damn straight!:gulp:

Risk

Clembasbal
03-01-2006, 08:51 AM
Phil? Phil Connors? I thought that was you!

Don't say you don't remember me, because I sure as heck-fire remember you!