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JimEdmonds15
02-28-2006, 02:05 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060228/capt.azbm10402281802.giants_spring_baseball_bonds_ azbm104.jpg
Jeff Fassero as Simon Cowell, Barry Bonds as Paula Abdul, Ray Durham as Randy Jackson.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060228/capt.azbm10302281801.giants_spring_baseball_azbm10 3.jpg

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060228/capt.azbm10102281738.giants_spring_baseball_azbm10 1.jpg

Uncle_Patrick
02-28-2006, 02:08 PM
:o:

Jjav829
02-28-2006, 02:10 PM
:o::?::o::?:

Ok...:puking:

daveeym
02-28-2006, 02:10 PM
:mg: :unsure: :dancers: :help: :kukoo: :nuts: :thud: :praying: :puking:

EndemicSox
02-28-2006, 02:11 PM
well, this is a side of Bonds we don't see very often...funny pics...

doublem23
02-28-2006, 02:12 PM
Veteran hazing? :?:

HotelWhiteSox
02-28-2006, 02:13 PM
:o:

Was about to be my same exact reply!

The important question,

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/594/jerryyelaine9ps.jpg

Do you think they're real?

daveeym
02-28-2006, 02:13 PM
Veteran hazing? :?: Showing his softer side and how good a teammate he is. :rolleyes:

JimEdmonds15
02-28-2006, 02:18 PM
http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/apphoto/AZBM10902281839.jpg

http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/apphoto/AZBM10802281833.jpg

http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/apphoto/AZBM10202281740.jpg

Uhhh...

Ol' No. 2
02-28-2006, 02:29 PM
Employing an anti-estrogen during your cycle to control estrogen related water retention, and gynecomastia is a must, and I feel people shouldn't embark on a course of anabolic/androgenic steroids without using a drug for this purpose. When finishing your cycle an anti-estrogen should continue to be used during your recovery phase because of the fact that your testosterone levels will be very low at this point, and you will have an elevated level of estrogen hormone in your system.
By using an anti-estrogen during this time, you will be able to keep your estrogen levels to a minimum so you will avoid post cycle side effects such as water retention, gynecomastia, depression, sickness, and acne.Hmm....

itsnotrequired
02-28-2006, 02:31 PM
:?:

Whirrr...

JimEdmonds15
02-28-2006, 02:50 PM
Bonds takes a turn as Paul Abdul
Chronicle Staff Report
Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Scottsdale, Ariz -- (02-28) 11:31 PST "Dancing with the Stars" might be too much for Barry Bonds' knee to take, but "American Idol"? No problem. Dressing up as Paula Abdul? Pass the wig.

Bonds took the Paula Abdul role Tuesday as the Giants' veterans took a break from spring training to haze their rookies, and put themselves up for some ridicule as well. In "Giants Idol," the brainchild of new Giant Mark Sweeney, all players and training staff members in their first major-league training camp have to get up on the Giants dugout at Scottsdale Stadium and perform for a three-person judging panel.

Hosting the event and playing the part of Ryan Seacrest was shortstop Omar Vizquel. Playing the part of Randy Jackson was second baseman Ray Durham. Playing the part of Simon Cowell was pitcher Jeff Fassero. And playing the part of Abdul, dressed in full drag and with fake breasts under his strapless get-up, was Barry Bonds. Five prospects plus the training staff interns performed Tuesday morning at Scottsdale Stadium.

[More in URL] (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/02/28/SPG2JHG4HI6.DTL)

ode to veeck
02-28-2006, 03:43 PM
I guess Barry's trying everything to improve his image (no teal after those photos)

SOXintheBURGH
02-28-2006, 03:45 PM
:crossdresser

TheDarkGundam
02-28-2006, 05:58 PM
Was about to be my same exact reply!

The important question,

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/594/jerryyelaine9ps.jpg

Do you think they're real?
Oh, they're real; and they're spectacular!
Wait...where's that overused chunks tag? :o:

SOXintheBURGH
02-28-2006, 05:59 PM
Oh, they're real; and they're spectacular!
Wait...where's that overused chunks tag? :o:

:chunks

That's actually the picture I use for "me" on "my" "myspace."

LongLiveFisk
02-28-2006, 06:29 PM
Looks like he's been hanging around Rodman too much.

Jerko
02-28-2006, 06:40 PM
My My. Even that cartoon cat that danced with the real Abdul years ago couldn't keep a furball down lookin at Bonds in that regalia.


http://www.thenoseonyourface.com/the_nose_on_your_face/images/mcskatkat.jpg

PKalltheway
02-28-2006, 07:30 PM
:harry&jimmy:mg::o: HOLY COW!!!
:hawk:nuts: Mmm mmm mmm...mercy

dcb56
02-28-2006, 07:31 PM
...and to think I was worried that Pedro Gomez would have nothing to talk about tonight during his daily Barroid report.

buehrle4cy05
02-28-2006, 08:09 PM
That might be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

SoxSpeed22
02-28-2006, 11:16 PM
At least you know he's off the juice in that picture.

RKMeibalane
02-28-2006, 11:40 PM
What's really scary is that if someone had shown me that picture without identifying Bonds, I probably would have thought it was a female Giants fan visiting Spring Training.

mcp5185
02-28-2006, 11:43 PM
...and to think I was worried that Pedro Gomez would have nothing to talk about tonight during his daily Barroid report.

I don't want to hijack the thread but....what will Pedro Gomez do when Barry Bonds retires?

MUsoxfan
02-28-2006, 11:50 PM
I actually thought that was really cool of Bonds to do. It's a side of him I don't think he's ever shown in public. Maybe he knows how to have fun after all. Nice of him to participate in something like that

Deebs14
02-28-2006, 11:51 PM
I don't want to hijack the thread but....what will Pedro Gomez do when Barry Bonds retires?

I have no clue..that's a good question.

RKMeibalane
02-28-2006, 11:55 PM
I have no clue..that's a good question.

There's always Terrell Owens, though Sal Palantonio seems to have him covered.

JohnBasedowYoda
03-01-2006, 01:31 AM
saw one of those walking around on halsted (south) 2 weeks ago.

BNLSox
03-01-2006, 10:23 AM
I say good for Barry. He's part of that team and it was time he started acting like it.

That being said, I probably could have done without seeing photos of the event.

skottyj242
03-01-2006, 12:26 PM
Reminds me of Ricky Williams in the wedding dress.

daveeym
03-01-2006, 01:38 PM
Reminds me of Ricky Williams in the wedding dress.Yeah but Bonds is bigger. Looks like he should be out there for WWE. Get him a hot female manager and let his surliness be appreciated in the proper forum.

SOXintheBURGH
03-01-2006, 01:46 PM
Yeah but Bonds is bigger. Looks like he should be out there for WWE. Get him a hot female manager and let his surliness be appreciated in the proper forum.

I think he would be best paired with Mr. Fuji.

palehozenychicty
03-01-2006, 01:52 PM
I think he would be best paired with Mr. Fuji.


:rolling:

russ99
03-01-2006, 02:18 PM
Bonds seriously needs a "man-bra" or is it called a "bro" :?:

The Racehorse
03-01-2006, 06:00 PM
She's a hottie.

SOXintheBURGH
03-01-2006, 06:43 PM
Bonds seriously needs a "man-bra" or is it called a "bro" :?:

Man-zeer.

white sox bill
03-02-2006, 09:40 AM
Looks like brother Barry forgot his PCT........

Rooney4Prez56
03-03-2006, 11:52 AM
That might be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

:puking:

Grobber33
03-04-2006, 04:08 PM
Does this mean Barry once DID Magic Johnson? After all,the REAL Paula Abdul did when she was a 'Laker Girl'.
And That's a fact jack!!!