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White Sox Randy
02-14-2006, 04:34 PM
Help wanted: Baseball pitcher.

Mandatory,ability to throw with that "other" arm. Speed gun is your best referral. If you can hit water from the beach 1 out of 4 tries, hurry in. No language requirements.No conditioning necessary- one batter's your limit. If you've had surgery in the last 2 years, your application goes to the front of the pile. Strikeouts preferred over walks but exceptions will be made. Coke bottle glasses are optional.

Lorenzo Barcelo
02-14-2006, 05:00 PM
huh?

Tekijawa
02-14-2006, 05:02 PM
Seriously? I can hit the water from the beach with either arm... Does it give a number to call, or do I apply in person...

Pitchers and Catchers report in 3 days!

White Sox Randy
02-14-2006, 05:13 PM
you're overqualified

IlliniSox4Life
02-14-2006, 06:08 PM
I'm confused.

Wimpy
02-14-2006, 06:16 PM
Is this supposed to be a cubs joke or something???????:?: :dunno:

IlliniSox4Life
02-14-2006, 06:18 PM
Is this supposed to be a cubs joke or something???????:?: :dunno: I was thinking maybe it's a joke about us needing another Lefty reliever, but I don't know. It just isn't funny either way, which is the confusing part.

Chisox003
02-14-2006, 06:19 PM
I was absolutely shocked when I saw who's thread this was

:rolleyes:
I'm surprised he's lasted this long :dtroll:

Edit: Remember me? (http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=65826)

Hokiesox
02-14-2006, 06:56 PM
I was absolutely shocked when I saw who's thread this was

:rolleyes:
I'm surprised he's lasted this long :dtroll:

Edit: Remember me? (http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=65826)

How soon we forget. Our brains are mush in anticipation of pitchers and catchers in less than 3 days, or whatever.