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Sell Jerry Sell!
02-07-2006, 11:29 AM
With just 9 days until pitchers and catchers report:

2006 Chicago Cubs Promotional Schedule

April 7: Home Opener and raising of the "Attendance Flag" to commemorate the magical 2005 season in which the Cubs were a bigger draw than any of their hated rivals. Not being raised: World Series Champions flag.

April 8: Presentation of the "Nice Neighborhood" rings to members of the 2005 squad in commemoration of their capturing of the city's heart by playing in such a cute little part of town. Not being presented: World Series Champions rings.

April 9: Home Opener Weekend festivities conclude with the Cardinals completing a sweep of the Cubs at Wrigley.

April 24: Win a Mark Prior autographed picture! 100 lucky fans will receive a 5 x 7" photo signed by the Cubs' 11-game winner!

April 25: Turn Back the Clock I with throwback jerseys, old-timey music and special guests and relive the magic of the Cubs' epic loss to the Florida Marlins in the 2003 NLCS.

May 13: Turn Back the Clock II with authentic 1984 uniforms jerseys and an even-more-authentic loss to the 1984 NLCS champion San Diego Padres.

May 14: Precious Moments figurine doll to the first 10,000 female fans*.

June 15: Kerry Wood bobblehead day. The first 10,000 fans will receive a bobblehead doll of the Northsiders' all-time leader in simulated strikeouts!

June 16: Turn Back the Clock III - Kick off a rematch of the Cubs' most recent World Series appearance as they welcome the Detroit Tigers and try to beat them for the first time since 1945.

June 30: Crosstown Amnesty Day - All managers and first 25 players on the White Sox active roster will receive a complimentary win.

July 1: Turn Back the Clock IV - 1906 World Series rematch. Authentic memorabilia will be given out to lucky Cub fans, as will an authentic 1906-style massacre of their lovable losers.

July 2: Lovable Loser Day - First 15,000 losers get to fall in love with the Cubs even more as they are handed yet another staggering loss at home by yet another area team that has built something more substantial than their own ticket-scalping empire**.

July 14: Harry Caray Day, featuring an all-star tribute to the late and beloved former White Sox and Cardinals announcer.

August 1: Nine Games Back Day - First 10,000 fans in attendance to correctly explain what "Nine Games Back" means receive a Cubs t-shirt***.

August 19: Playoff Day. Come out and root for the Cubs as they stand on the brink of elimination against the Cardinals with forty-one games still left to play in the season. First 20,000 fans wearing Cubs gear receive a White Sox t-shirt.

September 2: Turn Back the Clock V - Cubs fans, come out and party like it's 1989 in this showdown against the 1989 NLCS champion San Francisco Giants!

October 1: Final Home Game / Wait 'Til Next Year Day - First 39,538 fans are idiots.


(*) This one's real, believe it or not. Precious Moments? Come on.
(**) Wrigley Field Premium Ticketing Services, 3717 N. Clark St.
(***) Contest runs through the end of the 2006 season. Okay, 2007 season.

DaleJRFan
02-07-2006, 11:30 AM
Someone beat you to it...

http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=66103

kittle42
02-07-2006, 11:39 AM
Which Cardinal is he a fan of?

cheeses_h_rice
02-07-2006, 11:50 AM
Which Cardinal is he a fan of?

Cody or Bernardin, would be my guess.

pdimas
02-07-2006, 11:51 AM
Quote:Originally Posted by areilly
I wrote that!

I'm serious! I wrote that at work on Tuesday!!!




Even better than us already having seen this is that the guy who created it is one of us!

:gulp:

JohnBasedowYoda
02-07-2006, 03:46 PM
Cody or Bernardin, would be my guess.

:kneeslap:

Kwrubac
02-07-2006, 04:35 PM
Gotta love it!

:dtroll:

LongLiveFisk
02-07-2006, 08:59 PM
I don't consider myself cub-sessed (or flub-cessed) but these are pretty damn funny. :D:

SouthSide_HitMen
02-08-2006, 01:03 AM
Is your friend one of these two?

http://www.kmov.com/perl/common/video/wmPlayer.pl?title=www.kmov.com/051020_sadfans.wmv

RedHeadPaleHoser
02-08-2006, 07:50 AM
Already copied it and forwarded it around the office....I don't care who wrote it, it's awesome.

TDog
02-08-2006, 11:11 AM
Quote:Originally Posted by areilly
I wrote that!

I'm serious! I wrote that at work on Tuesday!!!




Even better than us already having seen this is that the guy who created it is one of us!

:gulp:

Several White Sox fans I know from different parts of the country sent this to me Saturday, I think. I had already read it on WSI and assumed that was the source.

areilly
02-08-2006, 12:39 PM
Several White Sox fans I know from different parts of the country sent this to me Saturday, I think. I had already read it on WSI and assumed that was the source.

Different parts of the country?

Holy crap! I'm famous! :D:

pythons007
02-08-2006, 02:12 PM
Is your friend one of these two?

http://www.kmov.com/perl/common/video/wmPlayer.pl?title=www.kmov.com/051020_sadfans.wmv

Those guys had me rolling on the ground!:whiner: :whiner: