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IlliniSox4Life
01-24-2006, 01:51 AM
From a Fred Mitchell collum on the upcoming White House visit chicagosports.com

http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/columnists/cs-060123mitchell,1,2195171.column?coll=cs-home-utility


Guillen, who became a U.S. citizen last week, has been a busy man during the off-season. He posed for a photo shoot and agreed to an in-depth interview for an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine on Monday. Guillen also will be the subject of major interviews for upcoming issues of Maxim and Sports Illustrated.

I can't wait to get those issues.

ode to veeck
01-24-2006, 01:54 AM
I can see it know, air brushed Ozzie quotes in a fold out

KRS1
01-24-2006, 02:23 AM
I can see it know, air brushed Ozzie quotes in a fold out



:roflmao:Now Ozzman is living out three of my dreams, played professional baseball for the Sox, won a WS, and now he gets to be in Playboy. Seriously, th enext time I have to write paper on who my idol or role model is Ozzie will be it.

StockdaleForVeep
01-24-2006, 03:03 AM
Wow, win a world series and you get prestige, a photo in the latest maxim, US citizenship and a playboy section. What else is in that gift bag?

soxfanatlanta
01-24-2006, 07:06 AM
I can see it know, air brushed Ozzie quotes in a fold out

Ozzie Guillen Data Sheet
Turn ons: The 5-4-3 double play
Turn offs: Bad base running

Ok, that's as far as I'll go.

Baby Fisk
01-24-2006, 09:53 AM
Ozzie Guillen Data Sheet
Turn ons: The 5-4-3 double play
Turn offs: Bad base running

Ok, that's as far as I'll go.



Wants to achieve: World Peace.
Pet Peeve: the ball-in-glove trick.

:D:

alohafri
01-24-2006, 10:31 AM
Anyone know if he is posing with Anna Benson?

santo=dorf
01-24-2006, 11:58 AM
Now I can FINALLY use the "reading the articles" excuse. :cool:

russ99
01-24-2006, 12:46 PM
Wow, win a world series and you get prestige, a photo in the latest maxim, US citizenship and a playboy section. What else is in that gift bag?

How about another trophy? :tongue:

TheDarkGundam
01-24-2006, 02:01 PM
I'm sure Hangar will find a reason to complain about this.
:redneck

Baby Fisk
01-24-2006, 02:05 PM
I'm sure Hangar will find a reason to complain about this.
:redneck
One of the girls will be a Cubs fan. You watch. :cool:

LongLiveFisk
01-24-2006, 09:44 PM
How about an Ozzie centerfold? :wink: :tongue:

TheDarkGundam
01-24-2006, 10:05 PM
How about an Ozzie centerfold? :wink: :tongue:
:?::o::mg::D:

34 Inch Stick
01-25-2006, 11:39 AM
I wonder if he has a Valenstache down there.

Dan Mega
01-25-2006, 11:43 AM
How about an Ozzie centerfold? :wink: :tongue:

:thud:

JoeItalia7
01-25-2006, 11:43 AM
How about an Ozzie centerfold? :wink: :tongue:

Just sick! but now i have an excuse to buy playboy. YAY. does neone know what issues of these magazines he will be in?

miker
01-25-2006, 11:53 AM
So let me see if I have this straight...

This February, to read an interview with World Champion White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen, I have to get a copy of Playboy.

To see pictures of (nearly) naked women posing suggestively on a beach, I'll have to get a copy of Sports Illustrated.

(No, I'm not being a prude...just savoring the irony.)

MsSoxVixen22
01-25-2006, 01:05 PM
From a Fred Mitchell collum on the upcoming White House visit chicagosports.com

http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/columnists/cs-060123mitchell,1,2195171.column?coll=cs-home-utility





I can't wait to get those issues.


I won't be picking up either Playboy or Maxim, even if there's an article inside about Ozzie. I will probably pick up SI though.

I wonder if Ozzie will do an interview for Playgirl next? :redneck

IlliniSox4Life
01-25-2006, 03:54 PM
This February, to read an interview with World Champion White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen, I have to get a copy of Playboy.


The blurb just said an upcoming issue, so unless you have some other source, I don't know if it is Feb.

But good point. You could cut the irony with a knife.

CHEESESOXER
01-25-2006, 05:58 PM
He's not in Feb and, there's no mention of it for the March issue.
April wouod seem to be fitting as, it's opening month.

Ol Aches & Pains
01-25-2006, 06:11 PM
Wow, win a world series and you get prestige, a photo in the latest maxim, US citizenship and a playboy section. What else is in that gift bag?

As Ozzie said back in September (quoting from memory here, but this is close) "If we win the Series, I'm going to be like Ditka in this town. Win one championship and live off it for 20 years". You gotta love the guy.

SOecks
01-25-2006, 06:19 PM
As Ozzie said back in September (quoting from memory here, but this is close) "If we win the Series, I'm going to be like Ditka in this town. Win one championship and live off it for 20 years". You gotta love the guy.

Funny thing is, he's like Ditka in Chicago, AND in a little country called Venezuela. He's twice as cool as Ditka now. :D:

WSox8404
01-25-2006, 07:25 PM
Anyone know if he is posing with Anna Benson?


Is it just me or is Anna Benson not all that she is made up to be. Don't get me wrong, but IMO Scotty Pods' new wife is a helluva lot more good looking. I just don't get it.

IlliniSox4Life
01-25-2006, 07:37 PM
Is it just me or is Anna Benson not all that she is made up to be. Don't get me wrong, but IMO Scotty Pods' new wife is a helluva lot more good looking. I just don't get it.

You're right. The difference is Anna Benson was a stripper IIRC, and Lisa Dergan was in Playboy herself.

34 Inch Stick
01-26-2006, 09:26 AM
Funny thing is, he's like Ditka in Chicago, AND in a little country called Venezuela. He's twice as cool as Ditka now. :D:

You blasphemer!

miker
01-26-2006, 09:30 AM
You blasphemer!
Exactly...and on the 20th Anniversary of the greatest Super Bowl of all time, too! :wink:

TDog
01-26-2006, 09:33 AM
I haven't seen a Playboy cover in years because of a more conservative approach in newsstand displays, but I recall Steve Martin made the cover when he was interviewed about 25 years ago.

I would guess an interview with a baseball manager would run in the April issue.