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RallyBowl
01-21-2006, 12:04 PM
In todays sun-times article about Ozzie becoming a citizen, they said as part of his test he had to write a sentence in English to prove literacy. I thought it might be fun to speculate as to what sentence he wrote.

I say he wrote

"I make the ****ing lineups".

What do you think?

Sox-on-TV44
01-21-2006, 12:07 PM
In todays sun-times article about Ozzie becoming a citizen, they said as part of his test he had to write a sentence in English to prove literacy. I thought it might be fun to speculate as to what sentence he wrote.

I say he wrote

"I make the ****ing lineups".

What do you think?
That's pure Ozzie!
That's why OZZIE RULES!!!!!!(And I wasn't talking about Ozzie Osbourne!)

Wsoxmike59
01-21-2006, 12:16 PM
I heard he wrote: "Don't just be happy to be in the playoffs....win dis thin, win dis thin" :D:

soxwon
01-21-2006, 12:18 PM
he aced the 10 question test
i only got 6 of 10

dcb56
01-21-2006, 12:31 PM
Buck has so many different reasons to be jealous of me: I was a better player than him, I've got more money than him, I'm better looking than him, and now I've got more rings than him too.

santo=dorf
01-21-2006, 12:32 PM
"Miguel Olivo, he's a craaaaazzzzyyyy man."

SOXintheBURGH
01-21-2006, 12:47 PM
"I call pressure having seven kids and you only make one dollar a month."

TheDarkGundam
01-21-2006, 01:29 PM
Ozzie's Sentence:
"Should I Cell, sorry, sell?"
Ozzie actually wrote it in teal and drew one of these guys: :redneck

itsnotrequired
01-21-2006, 01:30 PM
"Subway, eat french!"

kevin57
01-21-2006, 02:39 PM
"Magglio is still a Venezuelan @#%$&*!"

Hendu
01-21-2006, 02:43 PM
"Fung is winning and winning is fung."

Fenway
01-21-2006, 02:46 PM
Why do I have to park at ******* McDonalds?

http://www.joncouture.com/WriglMcD.jpg

we be jake
01-21-2006, 06:32 PM
"this Keed Play Very Good For Me This Year"

woodenleg
01-21-2006, 07:00 PM
"Magglio is still a Venezuelan @#%$&*!"

I think the phrase you're looking for is "piece of bleep".

SOXPHILE
01-23-2006, 12:28 PM
"I told them to get me the big boy. I want the big boy."

Iwritecode
01-23-2006, 12:40 PM
Well now I know what to ask him during the Q&A session at Soxfest.

dugwood31
01-23-2006, 10:09 PM
I tell you what, that kid (fill in the blank).

Tragg
01-23-2006, 10:57 PM
"Choke on this, Cleveland."

spiffie
01-24-2006, 09:25 AM
"I wasn't wrong when I answered the question about the Mayor of Chicago, just early."