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A. Cavatica
01-11-2006, 07:18 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42769 (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42769)

buehrle4cy05
01-11-2006, 08:25 PM
This stuff is all gold:
Pete Rose Jr. somehow finds way to disgrace family name
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42544

Antonio Alfonseca once again leads major-league relievers in fingers
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41417

Bob Knight tells reporters he wants them dead
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43643

But the best of all:
Indians meet with Trevor Hoffman, forget to offer contract
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43391

Shapiro was afforded one last opportunity to make the deal when he sat next to Hoffman on their two-hour flight from Cleveland to the winter GM meetings in Dallas, but Shapiro said he spent the trip listening to his iPod and catching up on some much-needed sleep.

:rolling:

miker
01-11-2006, 08:27 PM
Maybe she's looking for someone that spends less time on the disabled list?

jerrykrause4pres
01-11-2006, 08:33 PM
wait...im sorry if i sound really stupid, but is mia hamm really divorcing Nomar?

buehrle4cy05
01-11-2006, 08:34 PM
wait...im sorry if i sound really stupid, but is mia hamm really divorcing Nomar?

The Onion=fake news.

Johnny Mostil
01-11-2006, 08:41 PM
The Onion=fake news.

Ah, but not always. I'm still awe-struck over how they scooped the mainstream media by more than a year on Gillette's five-blade razor. (Compare http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930 with http://money.cnn.com/2005/09/14/news/fortune500/gillette/.)

buehrle4cy05
01-11-2006, 08:44 PM
Ah, but not always. I'm still awe-struck over how they scooped the mainstream media by more than a year on Gillette's five-blade razor. (Compare http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930 with http://money.cnn.com/2005/09/14/news/fortune500/gillette/.)

:redneck

BeviBall!
01-12-2006, 03:49 PM
The Onion=fake news.

Shocking that a guy lauding Krause for Prez wouldn't catch that.

ShoelessJoeS
01-12-2006, 03:54 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42769 (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42769)
LOL! Now that's funny.

rowand33
01-12-2006, 05:52 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/sports

I like on the main page how there's a picture of Vince Young with the caption "Another disadvantaged black youth drops out of school"

Also, the thing aobut the Royals and the dying kid where Sweeney promises to ground into a double play for him. lol.

good stuff.