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KempersRS
12-30-2001, 01:04 AM
Happy Birthday to WSI's favorite red neck! Even though I am not a fan of the alcohol, Cheers to a great a Birthday! :gulp:

FarWestChicago
12-30-2001, 01:10 AM
Happy B-Day, Daver! :gulp: The last time I looked your age was not available. I wonder how old you are. :smile:

Jerry_Manuel
12-30-2001, 01:13 AM
You might be a redneck if you can buy your entire family Christmas gifts at one garage sale. :D:


I'll guess and say Daver is the big 38 today.

GASHWOUND
12-30-2001, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by FarWestChicago
Happy B-Day, Daver! :gulp: The last time I looked your age was not available. I wonder how old you are. :smile:

I'll say he's between 30-50 years old.

Happy B-Day daver or Anniversary of your birth, which ever way you wanna look at it. :)

Jjav829
12-30-2001, 01:18 AM
LOL Happy Birthday daver. I'll be the first one to kiss ass, and I'll say 28. :) :) :) :)

Jerry_Manuel
12-30-2001, 01:19 AM
Originally posted by GASHWOUND
I'll say he's between 30-50 years old.



Way to step out on a limb Gash. That's like saying I live somewhere between Florida and Utah.

CLR01
12-30-2001, 01:44 AM
Happy birthday Daver.

GASHWOUND
12-30-2001, 01:52 AM
Originally posted by Jerry_Manuel



Way to step out on a limb Gash.

Thanks, I do strive for accuracy

danman31
12-30-2001, 02:11 AM
Happy birthday daver! What's your age....I'll 'play it safe' and since you say you have a kid old enough to play guitar(all that says is the kid is older than 5 or 6) and since 38 was taken I'll go with 37.

CLR01
12-30-2001, 02:13 AM
Originally posted by danman31
Happy birthday daver! What's your age....I'll 'play it safe' and since you say you have a kid old enough to play guitar(all that says is older than 5 or 6) and since 38 was taken I'll go with 37.


I'll say 32.

LongDistanceFan
12-30-2001, 02:54 AM
hey r-neck............. happy b-day

i say he 31.......... lets have a poll............

doublem23
12-30-2001, 02:59 AM
Maybe Wh1teSox00 should start a "Guess Daver's Age Pool' :smile:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVER!!!!!!

Chisox_cali
12-30-2001, 03:05 AM
Happy Birthday to our Resident Redneck Daver :gulp: :gulp: :gulp: :gulp: :gulp:

and I'll go with 36

Spiff
12-30-2001, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by doublem23
Maybe Wh1teSox00 should start a "Guess Daver's Age Pool' :smile:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVER!!!!!!

The Over/Under is 38. :)

Happy Birthday Daver maybe you'll get some new curtains for your truck!

harwar
12-30-2001, 10:42 AM
Seeing as Daver is probably armed to the teeth,i'd say that he's as old as he says he is.The only thing i've ever hunted was sharks,swordfish & giant bluefin tuna but someday i'd love to go on an elk or moose hunt.Anyway,Happy Birthday and Happy Hunting Daver.

czalgosz
12-30-2001, 10:43 AM
Happy Birthday Daver - Let the wind be always at your back and the constitution be always strictly interpreted.

WinningUgly!
12-30-2001, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by Wh1teSox00


The Over/Under is 38. :)

Happy Birthday Daver maybe you'll get some new curtains for your truck!

I'm going with the over...My guess is 40.

Happy B-day Daver :gulp: Congrats on the big 4-0 :D:

LongDistanceFan
12-30-2001, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by WinningUgly!


I'm going with the over...My guess is 40.

Happy B-day Daver :gulp: Congrats on the big 4-0 :D: i am going with a sure way to figure this out............ hey daver, how many teeth do you have????? how many are real?????

CLR01
12-30-2001, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by LongDistanceFan
i am going with a sure way to figure this out............ hey daver, how many teeth do you have????? how many are real?????


Counting teeth is not effective when its a redneck.

WinningUgly!
12-30-2001, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by CLR01



Counting teeth is not effective when its a redneck.

I think you need to get a finger count with rednecks. :D:

Soxheads
12-30-2001, 05:21 PM
Happy birthday, Ver

43 is my guess......

Daver
12-30-2001, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by czalgosz
Happy Birthday Daver - Let the wind be always at your back and the constitution be always strictly interpreted.

Amen to that.

Thanx all for the birthday greetings,it is appreciated.

Unfortunately no one won the "Guess Daver's age" contest,so the valuable prize to the winner will go undelivered.

You'll have another chance at it next year.

Daver
12-30-2001, 07:05 PM
And the best way to guess a rednecks age is to count the junk cars in his yard and multiply by five.

:) :)

FarWestChicago
12-30-2001, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by daver
And the best way to guess a rednecks age is to count the junk cars in his yard and multiply by five.
LMAO!!!! :gulp:

OfficerKarkovice
12-30-2001, 11:20 PM
LOL...well Daver I'm gonna say you've got 6 junkers and a spare part or two to make you 33. Have a good one!

Daver
12-30-2001, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by OfficerKarkovice
LOL...well Daver I'm gonna say you've got 6 junkers and a spare part or two to make you 33. Have a good one!

Thanx Kark,but you are not a winner,try again next year.

CLR01
12-31-2001, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by daver


Thanx Kark,but you are not a winner,try again next year.


Well who the hell won?

PaleHoseGeorge
12-31-2001, 01:50 AM
Daver is our undisputed leader for broken Sox drain grates!

All hail!!!!

(I envy you)

:cool:

bjmarte
12-31-2001, 09:51 AM
Happy belated birthday! I'm always a day late and a dollar short :(:

ma-gaga
12-31-2001, 10:08 AM
I'm a little late myself. Actually my pc crashed as I was finding a redneck joke, so I'll just stick with an age guess.

35.

duke of dorwood
12-31-2001, 01:16 PM
Mine has been out too, and I had a 3 day jaunt to/from St Pete by car. Happy Birthday

Paulwny
12-31-2001, 03:20 PM
Have a good one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll say you're 28

Daver
12-31-2001, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by CLR01



Well who the hell won?

Uh no one,no one got the correct answer and posted before the 30th ended,so the valuable prize will roll over to next year.

Sorry to all that got in on it late,but there is always next year.

:)

LongDistanceFan
12-31-2001, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by daver


Uh no one,no one got the correct answer and posted before the 30th ended,so the valuable prize will roll over to next year.

Sorry to all that got in on it late,but there is always next year.

:) ahhhh it sounded as if someone had the age the last day............... unless he is toying with us, which i wouldn't put it by him............... real sneaky.............. :gulp:

Daver
12-31-2001, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by LongDistanceFan
ahhhh it sounded as if someone had the age the last day............... unless he is toying with us, which i wouldn't put it by him............... real sneaky.............. :gulp:

Who me?