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HomeFish
12-24-2005, 03:39 PM
SCENARIO:

The year is 2025. Virtually everyone who has played with the White Sox in 2005 has long passed into the pages of baseball history. US Cellular Field is undergoing another rennovation, and you have been made part of the rennovation. Your job: update the names of the concession stands to reflect the 2005 team and, if you wish, the 1993, 1994, and 2000 teams as well. At the same time, you're directed to keep some of the old names.

Whose stands do you rename? What new people do you honor? What sort of catchy names do you come up with?

kevin57
12-24-2005, 05:05 PM
:garcia: 's Fajitas

:pods: Pizza

:burly 's Brew


:jenks: (Jumbo Size)

row18
12-24-2005, 05:17 PM
:garcia: 's Fajitas

:pods: Pizza

:burly 's Brew


:jenks: (Jumbo Size)



Giv' me a Lite ina' Jenks,

Me likes.

duke of dorwood
12-24-2005, 05:41 PM
Rowand's Roasters

Desserts to Dye For

bigfoot
12-24-2005, 06:11 PM
Taddy's Fish Tacos:bandance:

Contreras Corn Dogs:supernana:

WSI Flying Hot Wings!!!!!!!! :angry: :gulp:

ondafarm
12-24-2005, 08:14 PM
Pods-za

Buehrle's Brewskis

Frank's-Hurters

Curl Up & Dye Hair Salon

DumpJerry
12-24-2005, 10:43 PM
"Uribe's Dive (into the stands) Bar"
"Paulie's Grand Slam sandwiches"

BV2005
12-25-2005, 01:42 AM
Buehrle's Beer Garden, Big Hurt Burgers, Paulie's Pizza, Ozzie's (an in stadium resturaunt)

Vernam
12-25-2005, 03:04 AM
In the year 2025, Dippin' Dots will be obsolete. There will instead be Rich Dotson Dippin' Microdots, and they'll be so tiny, you'll need a microscope to eat them.

Vernam

hose
12-25-2005, 07:38 AM
Ozzie's Sushi (his favorite food- no teal)

Man Soo's kung pow chicken

Paulie girl beer

Scottie's I-Pod stand

Professor
12-25-2005, 08:22 AM
Dynasty Dogs

DumpJerry
12-25-2005, 08:35 AM
Dynasty Dogs
How true!

monkeypants
12-25-2005, 06:51 PM
Joey Cora's Paella.

"Yo! Paella man! Wing one up here!"

SAVVY18
12-25-2005, 10:25 PM
Iguchi's Sushi

Pierzinski's Polish Sausage

Crede's Hot Corner Wings.

Jenk's Red Hots.

batmanZoSo
12-25-2005, 11:18 PM
Joey Cora's Paella.

"Yo! Paella man! Wing one up here!"

Mmm. Have you ever had really, really good paella? It's an orgiastic feast of the senses...:nod:

hose
12-26-2005, 07:35 AM
Chuck's Soylent Green

mike squires
12-26-2005, 08:02 AM
PodSUDSniks

buehrle4cy05
12-26-2005, 12:10 PM
Blum's morning coffee

VenturaSoxFan23
12-26-2005, 12:28 PM
Overheard at the Kenny Williams International Salad Bar:

"Gimme a 'Big Hurt' (foot-long Frank), a bucket of (Ozzie Guillen's Bleepin' Hot) Wings, and Jenks-size my 'St. Paulie' (microbrew)."

-In 2025, they will also have "Ross Gload Monday", where every beer is knocked down to the low, low price of $7.56 (for his record-breaking effort in 2024).

Hendu
12-26-2005, 12:37 PM
Pierzynski's pierogi

and

Crazy Carl's bronto burger stand

RedHeadPaleHoser
12-26-2005, 12:43 PM
Champs Churros & World Series Suds.

What else would we need?