USCF Concession Stands of the Future

[HomeFish]

SCENARIO:

The year is 2025. Virtually everyone who has played with the White Sox in 2005 has long passed into the pages of baseball history. US Cellular Field is undergoing another rennovation, and you have been made part of the rennovation. Your job: update the names of the concession stands to reflect the 2005 team and, if you wish, the 1993, 1994, and 2000 teams as well. At the same time, you're directed to keep some of the old names.

Whose stands do you rename? What new people do you honor? What sort of catchy names do you come up with?

[kevin57]

:garcia: 's Fajitas

:pods: Pizza

:burly 's Brew


:jenks: (Jumbo Size)

[row18]

:garcia: 's Fajitas

:pods: Pizza

:burly 's Brew


:jenks: (Jumbo Size)



Giv' me a Lite ina' Jenks,

Me likes.

[duke of dorwood]

Rowand's Roasters

Desserts to Dye For

[bigfoot]

Taddy's Fish Tacos:bandance:

Contreras Corn Dogs:supernana:

WSI Flying Hot Wings!!!!!!!! :angry: :gulp:

[ondafarm]

Pods-za

Buehrle's Brewskis

Frank's-Hurters

Curl Up & Dye Hair Salon

[DumpJerry]

"Uribe's Dive (into the stands) Bar"
"Paulie's Grand Slam sandwiches"

[BV2005]

Buehrle's Beer Garden, Big Hurt Burgers, Paulie's Pizza, Ozzie's (an in stadium resturaunt)

[Vernam]

In the year 2025, Dippin' Dots will be obsolete. There will instead be Rich Dotson Dippin' Microdots, and they'll be so tiny, you'll need a microscope to eat them.

Vernam

[hose]

Ozzie's Sushi (his favorite food- no teal)

Man Soo's kung pow chicken

Paulie girl beer

Scottie's I-Pod stand

[Professor]

Dynasty Dogs

[DumpJerry]

Dynasty Dogs
How true!

[monkeypants]

Joey Cora's Paella.

"Yo! Paella man! Wing one up here!"

[SAVVY18]

Iguchi's Sushi

Pierzinski's Polish Sausage

Crede's Hot Corner Wings.

Jenk's Red Hots.

[batmanZoSo]

Joey Cora's Paella.

"Yo! Paella man! Wing one up here!"

Mmm. Have you ever had really, really good paella? It's an orgiastic feast of the senses...:nod:

[hose]

Chuck's Soylent Green

[mike squires]

PodSUDSniks

[buehrle4cy05]

Blum's morning coffee

[VenturaSoxFan23]

Overheard at the Kenny Williams International Salad Bar:

"Gimme a 'Big Hurt' (foot-long Frank), a bucket of (Ozzie Guillen's Bleepin' Hot) Wings, and Jenks-size my 'St. Paulie' (microbrew)."

-In 2025, they will also have "Ross Gload Monday", where every beer is knocked down to the low, low price of $7.56 (for his record-breaking effort in 2024).

[Hendu]

Pierzynski's pierogi

and

Crazy Carl's bronto burger stand

[RedHeadPaleHoser]

Champs Churros & World Series Suds.

What else would we need?