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WinningUgly!
12-21-2001, 06:41 PM
In stores now...The 12 song Chicago White Sox Christmas CD!

1) Away to the Rangers (Away in a Manger)-the Herbert Perry song
2) Royce to the World (Joy to the World)
3) O Carlos Lee (O Christmas Tree)
4) Have Yourself a Rocky Biddle Christmas (Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas)
5) Hark! The Harold Baines Sad Swing (Hark! The Herald Angels Sing)
6) I Saw Mommy Kissing David Wells (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
7) Oh Come All Ye Josh Paul (Oh Come All Ye Faithfull)
8) Reinsdorf the Tight Wad Owner (Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
9) Todd Ritchie is Coming to Town (Santa Claus is Coming to Town)
10) Have a Howry, Jolly Christmas (Have a Holly Jolly Christmas)
11) Jingle Bell Foulke (Jingle Bell Rock)
12) Bobby the Gas Can (Frosty the Snowman)


Pretty cheezy, I know! :D: Any other Ideas?
Egg nog for everybody! :gulp:

Chisox_cali
12-21-2001, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by WinningUgly!
In stores now...The 12 song Chicago White Sox Christmas CD!

1) Away to the Rangers (Away in a Manger)-the Herbert Perry song
2) Royce to the World (Joy to the World)
3) O Carlos Lee (O Christmas Tree)
4) Have Yourself a Rocky Biddle Christmas (Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas)
5) Hark! The Harold Baines Sad Swing (Hark! The Herald Angels Sing)
6) I Saw Mommy Kissing David Wells (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
7) Oh Come All Ye Josh Paul (Oh Come All Ye Faithfull)
8) Reinsdorf the Tight Wad Owner (Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
9) Todd Ritchie is Coming to Town (Santa Claus is Coming to Town)
10) Have a Howry, Jolly Christmas (Have a Holly Jolly Christmas)
11) Jingle Bell Foulke (Jingle Bell Rock)
12) Bobby the Gas Can (Frosty the Snowman)


Pretty cheezy, I know! :D: Any other Ideas?
Egg nog for everybody! :gulp:


HAHA!!!!! Oh man good one WU that gave me a hell of a laugh :smile:

Daver
12-21-2001, 07:00 PM
*****!!!!

oldcomiskey
12-21-2001, 07:01 PM
pretty damn good ifn ya ask me

Chisox_cali
12-21-2001, 07:19 PM
How About

Oh Mark Buehrle (Oh Christmas Tree)

Viva Magglio
12-21-2001, 07:49 PM
And if you order the CD as opposed to the cassette, you'll get these bonus tracks:

1) Ave Mágglio! (Ave Maria)
2) Angels We Can Hardly Beat (Angels We Have Heard on High)
3) O Little Range of Ray Durham (O Little Town of Bethlehem)
4) Go Put It On the Board (Go Tell It On The Mountain)
5) The Hot Dog Little Sam-me (The Pretty Little Dolly)
6) Sosa Got Out Classed by Ordóñez (Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer)

WinningUgly!
12-21-2001, 08:40 PM
:D: Good one ¡VM! :D:

Last year I re-wrote 'Twas the Night before Christmas in honor of Uncle Car. I wish I still had that thing! Does anybody remember that? :?:

sox_fan_forever
12-21-2001, 08:51 PM
I'm rotflol here! These are great!!!!!

:)

FarWestChicago
12-21-2001, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by WinningUgly!
:D: Good one ¡VM! :D:

Last year I re-wrote 'Twas the Night before Christmas in honor of Uncle Car. I wish I still had that thing! Does anybody remember that? :?: Yes, that was a classic, as are these new ones. :)

Viva Magglio
12-21-2001, 08:56 PM
Orestes Miñoso (Adeste Fideles)

Soxheads
12-21-2001, 09:02 PM
In the words of my good friend Cartman: Kick Ass!

danman31
12-21-2001, 09:45 PM
What about...

Have yourself a berry(or is it barry?) little Christmas(Have yourself a merry little Christmas)
Silent Bats(Silent Night)

8) Reinsdorf the Tight Wad Owner (Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
I can picture it now...
Reinsdorf the Tight Wad Owner
Had a really big wal-let
And if you ever saw it, you would even think it glows

FarWestChicago
12-21-2001, 09:49 PM
The Little Bummer Boy - The Little Drummer Boy :hitless

danman31
12-21-2001, 09:51 PM
Good one West. I was thinking of doing that one, but I couldn't think how Little Bummer Boy meant anything. You made it work. :cool:

FarWestChicago
12-21-2001, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by danman31
Good one West. I was thinking of doing that one, but I couldn't think how Little Bummer Boy meant anything. You made it work. :cool: LOL! I was working on that one for a while. :smile:

Daver
12-21-2001, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by FarWestChicago
The Little Bummer Boy - The Little Drummer Boy :hitless

Not that I'm trying to be a critic,but wouldn't little garbage boy be a better fit?Royce has already had to deal with me throwing Garbage at him twice in the players parking lot.

danman31
12-21-2001, 10:02 PM
Jolly Old St. Harold(Jolly Old St. Nick)
Gas(can)cracker(Nutcracker)
Let 'em Whiff(Let it Snow)
Three Days of Playoffs(Twelve Days of Christmas)

FarWestChicago
12-21-2001, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by danman31
Three Days of Playoffs(Twelve Days of Christmas) Ouch! :smile:

danman31
12-21-2001, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by FarWestChicago
Ouch! :smile:
Yeah, it was cold, but easy to think of so I used it. Silver Bells is really pissing me off, I can't think of anything!

WinningUgly!
12-21-2001, 10:06 PM
Three Days of Playoffs(Twelve Days of Christmas)
Originally posted by FarWestChicago
Ouch! :smile:

That one was rough! :(:

FarWestChicago
12-21-2001, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by danman31

Silver Bells is really pissing me off, I can't think of anything! It would have been easy if we still had a damn Wells on the team.

WinningUgly!
12-21-2001, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by danman31

Yeah, it was cold, but easy to think of so I used it. Silver Bells is really pissing me off, I can't think of anything!

Kipper Wells,
Kipper Wells,
We shipped you off...
For Todd Ritchie...

danman31
12-21-2001, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by WinningUgly!
Kipper Wells,
Kipper Wells,
We shipped you off...
For Todd Ritchie...
It's good, but it needs work.

Daver
12-21-2001, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by WinningUgly!


Kipper Wells,
Kipper Wells,
We shipped you off...
For Todd Ritchie...

I like it,it has a happy ending.

danman31
12-21-2001, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by daver
I like it,it has a happy ending.
LOL!! Some would think so, but not all...

WinningUgly!
12-21-2001, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by danman31

It's good, but it needs work.

Sorry, all I know of "Silver Bells" is the first 4 lines. That's the best I've got :(:

FarWestChicago
12-21-2001, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by danman31

LOL!! Some would think so, but not all... Yeah, I'm waiting for one of The Choice Fans to ream me for my song. :smile:

Daver
12-21-2001, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by FarWestChicago
Yeah, I'm waiting for one of The Choice Fans to ream me for my song.

You may have to wait for them to crawl out from under the woodwork.
But I know nothing about baseball.

WinningUgly!
12-21-2001, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by WinningUgly!


Sorry, all I know of "Silver Bells" is the first 4 lines. That's the best I've got :(:

How's this....

Boomer Wells,
Boomer Wells,
Keep your fat ass...
outta Comiskey...

Soxheads
12-21-2001, 10:25 PM
I'm working with nothing, but here goes (sorry CLR)

Singelton Sucks(Jingle Bell Rock)

Singelton
Singelton
Singelton Sucks

Singelton swings
and again he swings

nothing but whiffing
everywhere

in the comiskey air

its the right time,
its the right time,
to trade his ass away

Singleton time
is the right time

to send his ass away in a one horse sleigh.......

WinningUgly!
12-21-2001, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by Soxheads
I'm working with nothing, but here goes (sorry CLR)

Singelton Sucks(Jingle Bell Rock)

Singelton
Singelton
Singelton Sucks

Singelton swings
and again he swings

nothing but whiffing
everywhere

in the comiskey air

its the right time,
its the right time,
to trade his ass away

Singleton time
is the right time

to send his ass away in a one horse sleigh.......

:rowand
"I love it!"

Soxheads
12-21-2001, 10:32 PM
Revised

Singelton Sucks(Jingle Bell Rock)

Singelton
Singelton
Singelton Sucks

Singelton swings
and again he swings

Less hitting and scoring for singleton,
time for trading has begun

Singleton
Singleton
Singleton sucks

nothing but whiffing
everywhere

in the comiskey air

its the right time,
its the right time,
to trade his ass away

Singleton time
is the right time

to send his ass away in a one horse sleigh.......

voodoochile
12-22-2001, 12:49 AM
God rest ye' Jerry Rei-eins-dorf
You won't have to pay
Kenny Williams will protect your cash
No Free Agents will he Pay

He'll save all of that precious loot
That might have got away
And the Series will wait another year
one more year

and the loyal fans will wait another year...

RichH55
12-22-2001, 08:40 AM
Originally posted by Soxheads
I'm working with nothing, but here goes (sorry CLR)

Singelton Sucks(Jingle Bell Rock)

Singelton
Singelton
Singelton Sucks

Singelton swings
and again he swings

nothing but whiffing
everywhere

in the comiskey air

its the right time,
its the right time,
to trade his ass away

Singleton time
is the right time

to send his ass away in a one horse sleigh.......

CLR is going to have a fit.....but oddly I can't sing the song now without the Singleton lyrics....good stuff

RichH55
12-22-2001, 08:46 AM
I'm dreaming of no Royce Clayton
Just like we had in 99

His whining's bitter
People toss their litter
And hitting is nowhere to be seen

(harder to fit 2000 in there)
(to the tune of White Christmas)


If you think the lyrics are crap, you should hear me sing it, then you would know they are crap

oldcomiskey
12-22-2001, 10:17 AM
Im dreaming of no Royce Clayton
just like it was in 2000
lets remeber Manos
as we all dream Pale Hose
the choice is no choice at all

Im dreaming of no Royce Clayton
and a healthy pitching staff
May we all win the series next year
and the end to all this **** will near

ma-gaga
12-22-2001, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by daver
Royce has already had to deal with me throwing Garbage at him twice in the players parking lot.

ROTFLMAO. He's lucky you didn't have your bow.

Soxheads
12-22-2001, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by RichH55


CLR is going to have a fit.....but oddly I can't sing the song now without the Singleton lyrics....good stuff

Thanks :D:

duke of dorwood
12-22-2001, 01:48 PM
Rockin around the Tree's in Center (Rockin around the Christmas Tree)

The Belles of St Albert (St Mary)

WinningUgly!
12-22-2001, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by oldcomiskey
Im dreaming of no Royce Clayton
just like it was in 2000
lets remeber Manos
as we all dream Pale Hose
the choice is no choice at all
Im dreaming of no Royce Clayton
and a healthy pitching staff
May we all win the series next year
and the end to all this **** will near

the choice is no choice at all
Ha! Thats' a great line! :D:

CLR01
12-23-2001, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by Soxheads
Revised

Singelton Sucks(Jingle Bell Rock)

Singelton
Singelton
Singelton Sucks

Singelton swings
and again he swings

Less hitting and scoring for singleton,
time for trading has begun

Singleton
Singleton
Singleton sucks

nothing but whiffing
everywhere

in the comiskey air

its the right time,
its the right time,
to trade his ass away

Singleton time
is the right time

to send his ass away in a one horse sleigh.......

I hope you dont plan on being a writer when you grow up.

Soxheads
12-23-2001, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by CLR01


I hope you dont plan on being a writer when you grow up.

You're being sort of hostile there, CLR.