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JermaineDye05
11-25-2005, 02:38 PM
I dunno if everyones much of a fan of the lil nickname hawk likes to call uribe by (juany), how about Juanbelievable
CubsfansareDRUNK
11-25-2005, 02:44 PM
juanderful
Baby Fisk
11-25-2005, 02:47 PM
Jose.
JUribe1989
11-25-2005, 02:48 PM
Hawk has called him Juanito on numerous occasions. Translation "little Juan" I love it.
Mercy!
11-25-2005, 03:06 PM
Not a nickname, but thanks to DJ I always think, "lizard legs" when I see Juan run.

Re "Juanito" – sounds cute to me, but I’d rather hear a Dominican, or at least someone of Hispanic origin, chime in on whether or not that’s kind of a put-down.
RowanDye
11-25-2005, 03:29 PM
I dunno if everyones much of a fan of the lil nickname hawk likes to call uribe by (juany), how about Juanbelievable

I like it Jaunbelievable, but it's probably too long. I doubt that it would catch on.
ChiSoxIn06
11-25-2005, 03:33 PM
Diddy Kong...he reminds me of Donkey Kongs little sidekick
WikdChiSoxFan
11-25-2005, 03:55 PM
HIT-A-BIG-JUAN!!


that's what I've been saying for the last two seasons...
BainesHOF
11-25-2005, 04:19 PM
The Magic Juan.

Case closed.
Chicken Dinner
11-25-2005, 04:22 PM
Juan-more-time
SoxFan76
11-25-2005, 04:40 PM
Juan-ton Soup.
Juan on Juan
Juanderful

and of course

Juanie.

:wanne

For real now, how about calling him Juan, Uribe, or Juan Uribe. Nicknames just sort of happen. I don't think people sit around brainstorming nicknames.
ShoelessJoeS
11-25-2005, 04:47 PM
Juan "The Vacuum" Uribe
ChiSoxLifer
11-25-2005, 04:57 PM
They can sign Juan Gonzales and play a little "Juan on Juan"
rowand33
11-25-2005, 05:26 PM
my friends and I refer to him as "fat Juan"
JorgeFabregas
11-25-2005, 09:39 PM
Not a nickname, but thanks to DJ I always think, "lizard legs" when I see Juan run.
In that case...how about Jesus Lizard?
Fake Chet Lemon
11-25-2005, 10:37 PM
The Magic Juan.

.

I second the motion. His unorthodox style looks like he is using a magic wand at times. You just can't believe he comes up with the ball at times.
CluelessJoe1919
11-26-2005, 02:12 PM
The Juan Dog?
Fuller_Schettman
11-26-2005, 02:29 PM
The Juan Dog?

I LOVE IT!!
RedFoxSoxFan
11-26-2005, 02:32 PM
I thought Ooorrebay was the winner from the playoff run?
joepoe
11-26-2005, 09:17 PM
I dunno if everyones much of a fan of the lil nickname hawk likes to call uribe by (juany), how about Juanbelievable

How about Juan Uribe?
kykygruber
11-26-2005, 09:28 PM
JUAWN

just as it is spelt pronounce it like that. thats wat i call him.
MHOUSE
11-27-2005, 02:35 AM
Juan-ton Soup.
Juan on Juan
Juanderful


sorry I can't help myself: what do you call two hispanic people playing basketball? Juan on Juan. I honestly don't mean to offend anyone, it's an old joke.
chisox
11-27-2005, 03:31 PM
juanito is like calling someone named tom, tommy, or mike, mikey, or jim, jimmy. it's not offensive at all.

before we concentrate our power on coming up with an awesome nickname, we should make sure people are getting his real name right.
batmanZoSo
11-27-2005, 03:33 PM
Juan, Juanzo, A Million to Juan, Atilla the Juan...it's all good.
Optipessimism
11-27-2005, 04:10 PM
The Boogeyman
-or-
Dino Pequeno (little dinosaur)
-or my favorite-
Papa Guante (Glove Daddy)
WikdChiSoxFan
11-27-2005, 07:17 PM
How about...


"The-greatest-defender-you-don't-want-your-little-league-short-stop-son-to-idolize" Uribe



Juan and Timo Perez scare me... I have no idea how Juan does it.

Fundamentals? What are those?

(I'm still working on a catchy cheer to incorporate the nickname above.)